Sunday 11 May 2014

BlogAir: The Mystery Flight.

When I got an email from BlogAir, the blogger's favourite airline, offering a free mystery flight, I couldn't resist.  Never mind some amazing alphabet challenge road trip, which can be found here: Who's Ready for the 4th Annual Post-Challenge Road Trip? The A to Z., this would be an air trip! 

I received my free ticket and boarding pass in the post.  With great anticipation, I headed off to Upper Lower Piggy Bottom International Airport.  I checked in with only my carry-on luggage as stipulated.  No extra baggage required.  "Passengers for BlogAir mystery flight, please head to boarding gate one." stated the male voice over the loudspeaker.  Considering Upper Lower Piggy Bottom International Airport only has one boarding gate, it was easy to find.

I sat in my allocated seat by the window.  Predictably, my window seat had a great view of just the wing.  Somehow, seeing a wing put me at ease.  I was so hoping that somebody on the other side of the plane could also see a wing out their window.  

I started talking to the lady sitting beside me.  "Are you excited about this mystery flight?" I asked her. "Oh yes!  I surely am! 
Being on this mystery flight has given me some inspiration for April Fool's Day, 2015 and the entire month of April, 2015" she replied. "Really?  Dare I ask what that means?" I stated.

Then she started rambling on and on and on....

"A is for Airplane!
B is for BlogAir!
C is for Cabin Crew!
D is for Delta Airlines!
E is for easyJet!
F is for Fairchild FC-1, a braced-wing monoplane, circa 1926!
G is for......"

"What are you doing?" I asked.  "Just getting ready for next year's A to Z!" she responded.

BlogAir mystery flight went to several airports.  Finally, the plane was full.  I sat there and listened to a cacophony of confusing chatter.  A whole plane load of people mumbling on about the letters of the alphabet.  Time to put on the complimentary headphones.  Oh no, the alphabet song is playing over and over and over again, on the complimentary headphones...
"Attention please!  This is your pawlet speaking.  Penny the pawlet. On behalf on the entire crew, we hope you've enjoyed the BlogAir mystery flight.  We'll be landing at Blogbank International Airport within the next thirty minutes.  Thank you for flying BlogAir, the blogger's favourite airline."

We proceeded through customs at Blogbank International Airport. From there we were directed onto buses that would take us to our final mystery destination.

We entered a gigantic convention centre about a ten minute ride from the airport.  We all settled down in our seats.  Everybody around me was still ranting and raving about the alphabet!  Make it STOP!!!

A hushed silence and amazement came over the alphabet audience. Up on the stage was Penny the pawlet now addressing us as her alter ego, Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!

"Welcome my friends and thank you for being a part of the mystery which now will be revealed.  Welcome to "The Alphabark Challenge, 2014!" tribute ceremonies."   .

130 comments:

  1. I hope this trip is round trip. I would hate to be stuck at a Convention Center listening to the ABC's all day. Mabey Penny the pawlet could take us back BlogAir Express!

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    1. Hi human, DAVID,

      If those alphabet humans had read the small print they would of noticed there is no return ticket. They are stuck at the convention centre until next May, 2015. Okay, spare them. They can fly back with "Virgin on the Ridiculous" Airlines!

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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  2. Blog Air sounds so much better than some of the popular airlines that have bad customer service. As long as Penny the pawlet does not take sleeping aids in between flights every one shall be safe eh?

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    1. Hi human, Munir,

      Way better than any of those "pupular" airlines :) BlogAir treats every blogger on the plane equally. Follower totals are certainly not taken into account. I have a nice long sleep in between flights. It's all good, my human friend.

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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  3. Time for Penny to take us all home again!! :)

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    1. Hi human, Jemi,

      We have your return flight arranged on "Eh Canada." :)

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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  4. 'Kindly put your tray tables in their secure and upright positions. And thank you for flying BlogAir.'

    What's the movie on this flight, Penny?

    :P

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    1. Hi human, Melissa,

      Wow, your audition to be part of the friendly cabin crew on BlogAir has got you the job. Congrats and welcome aboard, kind human.

      The movie is the original 1950's movie about a giant gooey thing that eats everybody in a small American town. You remember "The Blog"?

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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  5. Bring on the Tribute Ceremonies!!!
    I bet the inflight movie was Groundhog Day....

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    1. Hi human, Alex,

      Want to thank you for being a special guest speaker at the Tribute Ceremonies!

      The movie was "Groundblog Day!" The movie was "Groundblog Day!" The movie was "Groundblog Day!"

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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  6. 'I was so hoping that somebody on the other side of the plane could also see a wing out their window.' Hahahahahahahha!

    Love love love this post!

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    1. Hi human, Wendy,

      Thank you very much. Next year's mystery flight may well be in New Zealand.

      Gidday! :)

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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    2. A plane... down under? Shouldn't it be up... high?

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    3. Hey Blue,

      A plane down under flies upside down and appears to be right side up. Or is that left side up.

      CRIKEY!!!

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :

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  7. Gary, you can use my seat for somebody else. I have my own wings.
    My next destination is called Lonely Island. The only requirement to enter this island is to be FP (Free of Prejudice). I've been told that people are so light there that they can float in the air.
    Enjoy your flight!

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    1. Hi floating above the clouds, Julia,

      You have wings to fly. Those obsessed with alphabet often fly by the seat of their pants.

      Your island does remind of the time before Sir Isaac Newton "discovered" gravity. Float above that island of tranquil seclusion. Embrace the ideals of that non-judgemental island. You see the view above the clouds and it makes you smile with hope.

      The flight has landed and may be here for some time :)

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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  8. haha in need o some good earplugs. A to Z already would drive any one mad. Want to set the convention center of fire?

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    1. Hi Pat in the Hatt,

      Earplugs or tape over those alphabet mouths. Ah yes, set in alight and watch the letters become little cinders.

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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  9. Next year we shall offer this trip before the challenge :)

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    1. Hi human, Damyanti,

      Who are "we"? What challenge do you mean? :)

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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  10. Was the in-flight meal Alphabet Spaghetti? I prefer an aisle seat myself, for a quick get away!

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    1. Hi human, Suzanne,

      Perish the thought, my human friend! Toad-in-hole, followed by Spotted Dick. I think Gary might have wanted a seat by the doorway. Parachute at the ready! :)

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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  11. Funny post. It took me a while to catch on. Yes, I am sleepy.

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    1. Hi Practical Parsimony,

      Thank you for that. Those alphabet fanatics took a while to catch on, also :) Here's your complimentary pillow.

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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  12. Hello Gary:

    Penny is becoming very organized indeed. We very much doubt that were we to take part in 'The Alphabark Challenge 2014' we should get much beyond 'b'. We do feel as the instigator of this she has something of a paw's start!

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    1. Hello humans, Jane and Lance,

      My organised tendencies are going up another level, my kind human friends. This was indeed a satirical alternative to something you hopefully weren't aware of. A bunch of them have these weird alphabet fetish. They try to hijack the blogging world during the month of April and beyond. They will be stopped!

      I shall now paws and go back to my reflection pawst....

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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  13. Fascinating. Rumor has it that Penny the pawlet's Mystery Flight has moved up to the number one spot in "Mystery Flight of the Year." Achievement like that demands some fabulous rewards in the world of flight.

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    1. Hi human, Manzanita,

      That is some rumour, my human friend. No doubt, such a notable fabulous award will be stolen away by the original "painchild", um "brainchild" that is The Alphabet Dude. I can already sense that the alphabet road trip will try to hijack BlogAir.....:)

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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  14. Ha Ha "make it stop!"
    And then to be faced with an Alphabark....

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    1. Hi human, River,

      The Alphabark Challenge shall detox those alphabet fanatics! :)

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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  15. Still a million miles better than R*anA*r! LOL!! Will there be an BetaMeow Challenge too for the felines to pawticipate?! :-) Just wondering...! LOL!

    Happy Monday lovely Penny and Gary!
    Take care
    x

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    1. Hi Old Kitty,

      And a million miles better than "uneasyJet!" :) I would be delighted if you set up the "BetaMeow Challenge." We need to have as many alternative pawticpation themes as we can. A to Z...RIP! :)

      A pawsitive week ahead to you and your kitty cats.

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)
      x

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  16. I have a suspicion this Mystery Trip is a Mystery Trap to get all of us alphabet addicted bloggers in one place so we can be locked up and kept away from computers for the rest of our ABCing lives. You and Penny wouldn't do that to us would you Gary?????

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    1. Hi human, Delores,

      Okay, you worked it out! After several months of alphabet detox, you will be allowed to use your computer. However, any alphabet relapse will cause you join the Alphabark Challenge, 2015! Way easier and way more fun! Arf!

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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  17. This sounds like a plane flight straight out of the Twilight Zone. The A - Z just can't be escaped can it Gary?? It's everywhere!!

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    1. Hi human, Keith,

      The Twilight Zone and beyond. Gary was wondering what that weird creature on the wing was :) The A to Z has to be STOPPED, my human friend. It's a pain in my doggy butt!

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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  18. Yes, two wings are preferable. ;)
    Fairchild FC - 1, circa 1926? Although I feel like a braced-wing mono plane, I do assure you I am a newer model by at least a couple of years...
    Penny the pawlet. She is so multi-talented!
    Thanks for the laughs, Gary. Hope your move is going smoothly!

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    1. Hi human, River FAIRCHILD,

      Or four wings, for that matter :)

      Yes, that was a deliberate reference to your airline empire of yesteryear. Of course, your newer planes cause jet lag as opposed to propeller lag.

      I wear many doggy hats, my dear human friend.

      Delighted you could laugh over my human's flight and convention musings. The man needs some Ex-Lax.

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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  19. LOL - at least you returned safe. Penny wouldn't let you crash.

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    1. Hi human, Diane,

      Gary returned safely on BlogAir. The small print on his ticket indicated he had a return flight. Safely back in England. As for the alphabet fanatics.....they are in a pawplexed state in beautiful downtown Blogbank.

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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  20. Make it staaaaaahp!!!!! lol Penny the Pawlet and BlogAir sound a lot better than your garden variety US Airways, Delta or any of the other wretched planes that make flying simply wretched these days.

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    1. Hi JoJo,

      BlogAir takes pride in being better than any of your domestic airlines. On BlogAir, every human and animal is treated with the utmost of respect.

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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  21. I may do a numbered version next year (1 to 26), I rather fancy an alternative sort of Jolly

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    1. Hi human, Rob,

      I have an even better idea, my human friend. Ignore the whole alphabet thing next year and do your own form of Jolly. The alphabet challenge is redundant.

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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  22. I want to know where Upper Lower Piggy Bottom airport is. Did you fall asleep and write this in your dreams? When did Penny get her pilot's license?

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    1. Hi human, Jo,

      In the link at the bottom of the pawst, it mentions that Upper Lower Piggy Bottom International Airport is in England. I thought it was common knowledge, my human friend. Upper Lower Piggy Bottom town is only a few miles from Tiggy Wiggy Upon Piddle, Dorset. My human is sleeping and this started out as a nightmare but turned into a dream of hope. I got my pawlet's license from the Scooby-Doo Academy of Aviation.

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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  23. Oh oh. "Tribute ceremonies?" Like in the Hunger Games? RUN!

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    1. Hi human, Debra,

      The only ones trying to run are those alphabet crazed fanatics! )

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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  24. Hi Gary - I really thought Blog Air went to Dogger Bank and had a swim there before heading back to Blighty?! Jo's asked some salient questions ... perhaps I need to see her licence before I embark for your next destination ...

    Cheers and hope all is well in your neck of the woods ... Hilary

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    1. Hi human, Hilary,

      Rest assured, BlogAIr goes to London Airport via The Isle of Dogs. Jo's questions have been answered, my dear human friend. I reckon you might want to check the validity of some of those human pilots.

      All is still in upheaval, Hilary. We still wait for the pending move. Hope you are well.

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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  25. And I missed the flight! Hope I hope I can still catch the Tribute Ceremony for the Alphabark 2014! Do I get a complimentary hat?

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    1. Hi human, Lee and not that other Lee who might read this and take notes, Lee,

      Considering you live near Blogbank, California, the home of that 1960's show, "Barf-In!", all you need to do is get your chauffeur to take you direct to the convention centre (center). Not only will you discover the fellow alphabet fanatics still there looking bewildered, you get to make a speech wearing your very own complimentary hat! Just when you didn't think life could get any better....

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

      Penny :)

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    2. Relief spreads throughout me. I'm off to to find my chauffeur. He's on some road trip. You may have heard of it. It has to do with visiting places in alphabetical order.

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    3. Hi, once again, human, Lee,

      I had a feeling you would be relieved. Your chauffeur is about to return. She or he is using the British A to Z of cities and towns. That must of confused she or he.

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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  26. A mystery flight, eh? Hmmm. Will they be serving cheese cake? Is Penny flying that plane? Will you entertain us with a song and a dance? If yes to all three, I'm running up the gangplank--I mean I'm grabbing a seat. Near the escape hatch!

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    1. Hi human, Joylene,

      The mystery flight with a happy conclusion for The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! I, Penny the pawlet, flew the BlogAir flight. You can be part of the all singing, all dancing routine at the convention centre. You can throw complimentary rotting fruit at the A to Z audience. A safe flight back on our partner airline, "Eh Canada" will get you back home.

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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  27. Hi, Gary, Hi, Penny...

    Gotta love this flight! So, how many bloggers fit on this plane? It must be GINORMOUS... how did it even get off the group?

    Super powers?

    Penny?

    Confess....

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    1. Hi human, Michael,

      My human is having a nice sleep after coming back to England on his return flight on BlogAIr.

      This flight, even when you disregard those self-obsessed bloggers with their big egos, we managed to fit on 400 bloggers. All in the same class. What with this being a charter flight. How it got off the ground even amazed an experienced pawlet like me.

      Super pawers, actually! :)

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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  28. The headphones played The Alphabet Song... hahahaha. I bet you never fly Blogair again.

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    1. Hi human, Robin,

      Next time, my human will fly BlogAir. He shall remember to take a large amount of tape to place over the alphabet crazed people's mouths! :)

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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  29. Excuse me sir, are there drinks on this flight?

    (Just for fun, they could be served from A-Z with kibble treats!)

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    1. Hi human, Elizabeth,

      Excuse me, lady, may I see some picture ID?

      Just for fun, Gary could stuff those kibble treats down their alphabet mouths :)

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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  30. It helps when there is a matching wing on the other side. At least on all the flights I've been on.

    Will you be serving alphabet soup? Yummy!!

    I'm strapped in and ready to fly!

    Gary, are you all moved yet or still packing?

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    1. Hi Elsie,

      One wing would not work too well. End up spinning in a circle, I reckon.

      Alphabark soup with extra croutons.

      Enjoy being strapped in, my human friend. Along with the straps on the chairs at the convention centre :)

      My human is still waiting for his moving time. Should be near the end of June, or early July.

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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  31. Aside from Dragon Airlines, this is the best way to travel.
    Didn't you see me waving at the other side of the window? I guess it was the wing blocking your sight.
    Dragon Hugs!

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    1. Hi Dragon Dude, Al,

      I did see you waving on the wing as you then winged away :) Thank you for not grilling the wing :)

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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  32. Do we get those honey roasted peanuts on the next flight - the one to the post-post challenge recap?

    Love to you, Penny and your human.

    xoRobyn

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    1. Hi human, Robyn,

      The next flight shall include honey roasted peanuts and some blogger nuts who need detoxing from the alphabet craze :) Gosh and yay, my human and I look forward to their reflection pawsts about their reflection pawsts and then they go on a alphabet road trip. Make it STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Doggy hugs to you,

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)
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  33. This is really cute. Sitting by wings for comfort - personally, I like to look at the scenery and clouds. The wings tend to scare me a bit more, especially when their gadgets start to move. Looking forward to the tribute ceremonies.

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    1. Hi human, M,J, the other M.J.,

      My human as paw usual, requested a window seat to see some scenery and clouds. As paw usual, all he got was a window view of the wing. He knows what you mean. Sometimes, he thinks the bolts in the wings are getting loose....

      I've heard you are one of the special guest speakers at The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! tribute ceremonies! Thank you for that! :)

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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  34. Very funny! I bet Penny has fun being pawlet ;-)
    So nice to have tribute ceremonies! Thanks for inviting me, and for letting me sit in first class. I really enjoyed that!
    Tina @ Life is Good
    On the Open Road! @ Join us for the 4th Annual Post-Challenge Road Trip!

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  35. Hi human, Tina,

    Thank you and I really enjoy being a pawlet on BlogAir.

    I want to thank you on behalf of Gary for being one of the illustrious guest speakers at the Alphabark Challenge, 2014! tribute ceremonies. On BlogAir, all are in the same class. Very much like the all different, all equal world of blogging :)

    Thanks for flying BlogAir.

    Nobody mentioned, in our spirit of altruism, that the link to your Road Trip is mentioned in our first paragraph.

    BlogAir Pawlet

    Penny :)

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  36. Well, a mystery flight on BlogAir wouldn't be a great flight without Penny the Pawlet. Given I know who the pawlet is, I'm sure we're in good paws :-)

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    1. Hi human, Angela,

      Penny the pawlet flies to all the bestest places. Even places of mystery that bewilder the alphabet obsessed people.

      A pawesome flight on BlogAir is our priority :)

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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  37. Obviously there was a matching wing on the other side, lol. Shame, Gary, you are the first blogger i've heard mention that April challenge for 2015. I thought there'd be a few months break at least...D

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    1. Hi human, Denise,

      I had a look out of the cockpit, using the um wing mirrors and yep, a wing on each side :) The reality is that the idiotic alphabet challenged never ends. Reflection pawsts about reflection pawsts about reflection pawst and then the road trip that leads them to April Fool's Day, 2015! Our mission is to rid the world of this alphabet evil!

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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  38. The wing seat. That's the seat I usually get stuck in. Better than any middle seat. Well, depending on whom I'm stuck in the middle with. A,B,C,D....Is it 2015 already? Did I sleep that long?

    Lee
    Tossing It Out

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    1. Hey Mr. Alphabet Dude,

      We have a seat ready for you on the actual wing. No time for sleep for you. You have to visit all those other alphabet weirdos and check their reflections about reflections while you are on some kind of alphabet road trip. In the meantime, thank you for being the very special guest speaker at The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! tribute ceremonies.

      Happy Tossing!

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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    1. Hi human, Barry,

      An ice cold bowl of water from my doggy dish, I pour into your pint glass.

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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  40. Phew... I almost missed the flight. *boards plane*
    So tell me, where do I sit?
    Is the seating arrangement also in alphabetical order?
    And the drinks too? From Absolut to Zenmeister? And the snacks too? This sounds like alphabet bliss! LOL

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    1. Hi human, Michelle,

      We held up the plane just so you could board. You get to sit with a self-obsessed blogger desperate for followers. Please assure that blogger that follower totals have no bearing on a blog's pupularity :) The seats are numbered. A nightmare for those who are alphabet freaks.

      We require picture ID from you before we can even consider offering you a drink. The snacks are not as cheesy as the alphabet challenge.

      Thank you for being a guest speaker at the Alphabark Challenge, 2014!, tribute ceremonies. I loved your glib speech in regards to that silly A to Z. Thanks for that!

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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  41. Looks like you had a fun flight. I cannot wait to see whats in store.

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    1. Hi Lady Lilith,

      Indeed and thank you for taking the photos of those alphabet idiots at The Alphabark Challenge, 2014!, tribute ceremonies.

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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  42. Oh thank you for not only a fun story, but the link to the road trip as well! I'm heading over to pile more onto my already overflowing plate! Hugs little miss pawlett and her human Gary!

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    1. Hi human, Lisa,

      I'm glad you liked my good natured story, my dear human. Thank you for noticing I left a link to the road trip. Of course, a number of those who did the alphabet thing, ended up on the mystery air trip. Hope you enjoy the buffet at the tribute ceremonies for The Alphabark Challenge, 2014!

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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  43. Looking forward to hearing about your adventures in BlogWorld.

    As you said, detoxing from the A to Z is in process. My hands shaking over the keyboard is the worst.

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    1. Hi human, Susan,

      What adventures in BlogWorld?

      The alphabet challenge is something that is totally alien and The Alphabark Challenge is the way forward. No more hands shaking over the keyboard for you, my dear human friend.

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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  44. I looooove this post, it made me smile so much (and that was needed after a long day). Thank you Gary and Penny! Now I want to go on a free mystery flight with BlogAir, too!! I might want to bring my own music though, so the Alphabet wouldn't drive me crazy ;)

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    1. Hi human, Beate,

      Ich bin sehr froh, dass Sie liebte diesen Beitrag, mein lieber menschlicher Freund. Ein Lächeln nach einem langen Tag ist nur das Tonic. Ein Geheimnis Abenteuer wartet auf Sie auf BlogAir. Ihre eigene Musik wäre eine ausgezeichnete Idee! Keine Alphabet Musik!

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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  45. Pawlet Penny can fly me anywhere.

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    1. Hi human, Jeff,

      I shall fly you to the Blogging Academy Awards. You have been nominated in several categories :)

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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  46. I hope to go to an exotic location with promises of relaxation after the alphabet challenge. BlogAir, take me away.

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    1. Hi Medeia,

      Never mind that alphabet challenge. Your first exotic location is going to be at The Alphabark Challenge, 2014!, tribute ceremonies. Then I will fly you off on BlogAir to the exotic place of your dreams :)

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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  47. Hey Gary not so Hairy but Flairy! Did you say, Upper Lower Piggy Bottom International Airport? Why do I suddenly feel the urge to play the ukulele? DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!

    Hey that's quite a trip you people um dogs um everybody made there, with or without hair.

    P.S. Yep, there had better be two wings.

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    1. Hey alleged human, Mr. Blue Dude,

      One of your favourite airports. Speaking of ukulele and not a duelling banjo, you might like to check out the ukulele web site. I think it's called, "Uke Hunt."

      The alphabet maniacs are still at the gigantic convention centre. We may keep them here past April Fool's Day, 2015.

      Unless it's a biplane, which has two wings one on top of another.

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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    2. My type of plane. Not plain.

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    3. Ah Blue,

      Welcome to Fantasy Island. Da pain, da pain. Sorry, the plain, no, the plane....

      Have a pawesome weekend, my nice human friend. Shall be gracing your blog with a comment real soon. Arf and lucky you!

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :

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    4. Hey Bluey,

      And Penny just farted. However, she has told me that the rest of your week is going to be pawfecter!

      Penny's pretend human,

      Gary :)

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  48. Hehehehe yeah all this alphabet talk can be overwhelming if you don't take part in the challenge. :-)

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    1. Hi human, Misha,

      All that talk about alphabet soup makes me want to poop! It's everywhere and it needs to be STOPPED!

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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  49. You (and Penny, of course) had entirely too much fun with this. Thanks for the good chuckles. If y'all are serving Kibble on that flight, I think I'll bring my own food...

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    1. Hi human, Susan,

      You might think we enjoy satirising a load of crap like the alphabet challenge. You would be right and yep, we had fun. Only the finest food served on BlogAir. Even to the alphabet fanatics! :)

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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  50. Fiona likes the letter F. But I told her she has to keep it clean. Clean? Yikes, she's so naughty!

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    1. Hi human, Eve,

      Of course, "F" is for "Fiona." Keep it clean, um, Fiona!

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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  51. I haven't fully recovered from the jetlag after the A to Z, followed by an exhausting but fun art show, but I hope you have fun traveling via BlogAir. :-)
    Deb@ http://debioneille.blogspot.com

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    1. Hi human, Debi,

      The jetlag shall soon end. Glad you had fun at the art show, despite feeling exhausted. You actually flew on BlogAir and ended up at The Alphabark Challenge, 2014!, tribute ceremonies. Thank you for flying BlogAir :)

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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  52. You had a wonderful time enjoying! Thanks for sharing about this! I can understand how excited it will be!

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    1. Hi Weekend-Windup.

      The best part was watching all those alphabet folks watching on in bewilderment at The Alphabark Challenge, 2014!, tribute ceremonies. My excitement knowing they are still at the convention centre near Blogbank, thrills me no end :)

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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  53. Penny is such a pretty pawlet, and I would feel perfectly safe on her flight. This feeling would quickly fade, if I had to spend one minute next to your over-alphabetized seat-mate! A perfect ending to your Alphabark Challenge, or is it only the beginning....?

    Julie

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    1. Hi human, Julie,

      Why thank you for that. A safe flight, quite right. The alphabet obsessed seat-mate is enough to ruin any normal human's enjoyment of the flight. Parachute is under your seat.

      The Alphabark Challenge is going to take over and finally get rid of that evil alphabet challenge! Yep, I've only just begun! Arf! :)

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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  54. I hope they served good food during the flight :)... and nice bones.....

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    1. Hi human, DEZMOND,

      The food is always the best on BlogAir, my human friend. Only the tastiest of bones! :)

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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    2. Dezzy... are you talking about boners again? Oh... nice bones.... But still...

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    3. Mr. Blue Grumparoo,

      Is you comment a bit of a boner? Hard times, indeed....

      Penny's fictional main character and superhero,

      Gary :)

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  55. Penny the Pawlet. Hahahaha. Brilliant.

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    1. Hi, The Happy Whisk,

      Thank you for flying BlogAir. The blogger's favourite airline! :)

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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  56. Yes, it's the A-Z Challenge that wouldn't die! Next time, make sure you bring big earphones and an mp3 player, and maybe you'll drown them out...

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    1. Hi human, Lexa,

      When it comes to that silly alphabet challenge, there wont be a next time. I have officially declared it ancient history! :) My human will bring a load of parachutes and dump the alphabet fanatics out the door at around 10,000 feet if any of them sneak on another BlogAir flight.

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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  57. Blog Aire?! I wasn't invited. DAMN.

    PS. I've not been getting your posts, Gary. Not sure why! xxxxx

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    1. Hi human, Kim,

      Blog Aire is the French section of our airline. This is BlogAir :) You didn't get your email for the free mystery trip. DAMN and hot DAWG! :)

      My human has noticed that a number of our "follow by email" sites are not showing up, either. It's a mystery. At least your email notifications are still coming through. Shall um, grace you with a visit later on.

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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  58. Go, Penny! You're a true superstar!

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    1. Hi human, Carol,

      Indeed I shall go. Go back to England as I fly my BlogAir plane all the way back. Thank you realising I'm a true superstar, my human friend! :)

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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  59. I do hope BlogAir is part of ‘Oneworld’ the first-choice airline alliance for the world’s frequent international travellers! It sounds like you will be doing a lot of travelling during this challenge, and only the best will do for Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest Internet superstar!
    Thanks for making me laugh (again) there is nothing like starting the day with a smile. Have a great weekend

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    1. Hi human, Barbara,

      BlogAir has a reciprocal agreement with "Oneworld" along with "Virgin on the Ridiculous Airlines" and "Catty Pacific Airways." No travelling in regards to any challenge. My job is done as the alphabet gang are still stuck at the convention centre near beautiful downtown Blogbank :)

      Glad this could make you laugh, my dear human friend. A smile and a great Sunday, your way.

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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  60. Once the alphabet gets in your mind it is hard to get it out. I guess the only thing to do is write down what you are thinking so you can move on.:) The plane ride sounds interesting and busy with chatter. Hope Penny's flight home is a bit more peaceful and that she can take a nap. Maybe now that the awards have taken place she will be able to get the alphabet out of her mind!

    Happy weekend!
    ~Jess

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    1. Hi human, Jess,

      The alphabet is most assuredly not in my mind. The Alphabark Challenge, most certainly is :) The flight was a nightmare for my poor human. Still, it all worked out well as the awards ceremony for The Alphabark Challenge, 2014, is still going on as those obsessed with the alphabet are getting a detox. Once again, dear human, the alphabet is not on my mind. Good natured banter is most certainly is.

      A pawsitive Sunday, my human friend.

      BlogAir Pawlet

      Penny :)

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  61. Wendy sent me. I've seen you around. It's about time I followed you.

    Love,
    Janie

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  62. Hi Janie,

    That Wendy! Bless her heart and crikey :) I've noticed you, my new friend. I shall come over at see what's happening at your site.

    Penny's fictional human,

    Gary :)

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I do try to comment back to each commenter individually. However, I might have to shorten my replies or give a group thank you. That way, I can spend more time commenting on your blogs. Thank you and peace, my friend.