Do electricians talk about current affairs?
Do the ocean waves talk about current affairs?
Do raisin raisers raisin' raisins listen to music by 'Carlos Sultana'?
Why do we drink cow's milk? Do we start out with a bale of hay for breakfast? Have you ever seen a cow hanging around the maternity ward trying to get some human's milk?
The "Accident-Prone" workshop has been cancelled because the 'uncoordinator' wiped out the entire classroom,. knocked over the drinks machine and landed in a buffet of beef stew, creamed corn, jelly and ice cream, tripped over the electrics and set fire to the entire building. He then fell out of the back of the ambulance on the way to the hospital, got run over by the ambulance that was behind and ended up in a ditch. Other than that, he should be making a full recovery...
The, "Improve Your Memory" workshop, will be held at .....will be held at...um the following location on the um following dates.
I noted somebody had done a blog on "apathy", but I couldn't be bothered to comment.