Thursday, 17 April 2014

The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! 14 To 26!

Here, have a smooch 
From this lovable pooch
No A to Zed
It fills me with dread
So mark
And hark
Here's the Alphabark!
Part number two
Just for you!
If you missed part one
Here was the Fun!
"N" is for "Noodles"
Oodles of noodles
You stick them in water
Just like you ought ta
And what have you got
One silly noodle stuck to the pot

"O" is for "Ogopogo"
Way to go, go, go
Canadian lake creature
Is what we feature
Ogopogo can kick Nessie's rear
Take that, you Loch Ness dear

"P" is for "Poodle"
Which rhymes with noodle
Doggy jumps through hoops
And you scoop its poops

"Q" is for "Query"
Hi publisher, deary

"R" is for "Rivet"
Don't you forget
The noise of a frog
Over there on a log
There you go
I toad you so

"S" is for "Sasquatch"
Go have a watch
Don't say, "Big Foot"
Or you might be kaput

"T" is for "Toadstool"
How very cool
No, not that load
Not a stool from a toad

"U" is for "Unread"
Start over, instead

"V" is for "Vacuum" 
Instead of a broom
Knowing my luck
My vacuum wont suck

"W" is for "Weird"
Oh, how they cheered
For the Alphabark
That's having a lark
Not lark as in bird
Haven't you heard

"X" is for "Xerox"
Photocopy your cocks
Place your butt on the screen
How very obscene

"Y" is for "Y am I doing this?"
Am I taking the p**s?
Look below
And you will know

"Z" is for "Zest"
My good-natured jest
I did this with Zeal
How do you feel? 

The other half done
Oh what fun
The Alphabark Challenge
My friendly revenge.

Wednesday, 16 April 2014

We're Not Here.

Please note, Penny's Alphabark Challenge, 2014, will continue shortly.

We interrupt normal scheduling to make the following announcement.  

We do seem to get around.  Did that sound right?  We're not here. Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar and I, her fictional human, are actually over here: Annalisa Crawford-Wake up, Eat, Write, Sleep, to celebrate the birthday of Annalisa. Something about the number between 39 and 41.

Glad to see you here and hope to see you there. 

Sunday, 13 April 2014

Another Weekend Interlude.

Time for you to relax.  Drift away.  Sense the gentle ambience.
Comments are switched off.   Just enjoy some Sunday reflections.
Come with me to that magical place
Where the sea and the sky embrace..........

Tuesday, 8 April 2014

A Tale Of Tess, Retold.

Our good friend, Ida, at "Reflex Reactions", put up a touching, tender, emotive story about her beloved dog, Ashton.  The story in question, if you haven't read it, can be found here : 26 Greatest loves of my life - Let's call him...Dog  Her story impacted Penny and I so much.  It inspired me to share and archived posting from May 28, 2009.  

A Tale of Tess.

You hear remarkable tales about the bravery, the sheer determination of our pets, indeed, what I prefer to call, unconditional, non-judgemental family members.  This is one such tale.  A tale of Tess.

It was the summer of 1986.  The World's Fair, Expo '86, was in full swing in downtown Vancouver.  Every night brought a spectacular fireworks display.  A visual and audio delight, for most.  From our apartment window, my wife and I could see the distant flashes and glows of the pyrotechnics extravaganza.

One night, we decided that it would be fun to witness the fireworks display from the very heart of all the activity.  So off we went in the car, along with Tess, our faithful, loving dog. Block after city block, we travelled.  Busy roads, plenty of traffic, but we knew how to get to our final destination of False Creek.  We both knew our way around Vancouver very well.
  
Upon our arrival, we proceeded to find a good vantage point to enjoy the evening of fireworks.  All was well for the first few minutes.  We marvelled at the sights and sounds. Then came a very loud boom and flash.  Tess panicked and wriggled her way out of her collar.  We stood there stunned as Tess fled in terror.  Now all we had was her lead still attached to her collar.

We called her name, "Tess! Tess!", all to no avail.  With our voices drowned out by the boom of the fireworks, a sense of hysteria, a real concern for her welfare, began to sink into our thinking process.  What are we going to do?  For ages we searched.  Then the awful reality hit us hard, we must go home, without our beloved dog.

The next day we went back to False Creek and put up several posters with a description of Tess and a contact number.  A few days later, we received a call from a lady who said that a dog fitting the description in the poster, had slept overnight on her porch with her cat. However, the next morning, the dog had left.  Well, this was a glimmer of hope.  Maybe it was Tess.  Maybe she was alive.

As best we could, we went about our daily business.  Day upon day passed.  A day became a week.  A week became two.  Thoughts of Tess became more of a fleeting, yet no less painful thought.  I was about to go to work on the nightshift, only enough time to have a pork chop, before heading out the door.  *Scratch, scratch, thump!*  "What was that?"  We both said in unison.  The sound seemed to be coming from the door.  I rushed over, opened the door and Tess collapsed in the hallway.

Before us lay a terribly thin, bedraggled dog.  Barely able to walk, she limped into the living room.  The extremes of emotion experienced at the moment were so profound.  Joy, elation, admiration, love for a dog that had touched us in more ways than we could've ever imagined.   With tears streaming down my face, I hugged Tess and gave her my pork chop.

Block after city block, she must have wandered.  Dazed, hungry, scared, confused.  Yet with sheer determination and that uncanny sense that animals possess, she found her way home. I look back on that very special night and it inspires me.   For if I can show half of the resilience that Tess displayed, I know that I can be a better human.
From: Knight St & E 49th Ave, Vancouver, BC, Canada To: False Creek
The above map shows False Creek (B) to where we lived at 49th Avenue and Knight Street (A).  A distance of about six miles.

Then came the day when we had to make one of the hardest decisions of our lives.  We were moving to England and that meant the dreaded quarantine for dogs.  Tess would have to stay in a kennel for six months to be observed for any potential rabies.  We worried, that if we did this, what sort of a dog would she be after the six months.   Reluctantly, sadly, painfully we gave up Tess to a wonderful couple who we knew would provide her with plenty of love.  That was late September 1987, and to this very day, I recall how heartbreaking it was when we drove away from her new home.   Her new life was beginning. Our new life was beginning.

Whilst writing this blog, I had to stop several times.  The tears  welled up.  As I wrote this, I experience all those emotions  that happened so many years ago.   As I wrote this, I was thinking about the final paragraph and how I would phrase it.  Last year I was in Vancouver and found out what became of Tess.  That couple loved and adored her, that I was assured.

  
One day Tess got out of their garden.  Poor Tess was run over, her life, a life that brought so much pleasure to others, was ended by an oncoming train.  I was devastated for all concerned.  Upon hearing the news, I visualised Tess in my mind.  I thought of a family member whose love, her eagerness to please, touched so many hearts.   A tale of Tess, never forgotten, always loved.

My wife with Tess when we moved to our home in Langley, British Columbia.

Saturday, 5 April 2014

A Weekend Interlude.

I've kinda' worked out that a number of folks are doing something relating to the alphabet with 26 letters. Time for a time out.  Have a bit of happy music.  Even though I don't participate, I do wish those involved continue to embrace the ideals of a sharing, caring blogging community.

Hope this song gives you a nice, happy feeling.  Enjoy your weekend and smile.

I've switched the comments off.  Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar and I, her fictional human, shall thus endeavour to visit as many blogs as possible over the weekend.   So please, my friend,  reflect upon this weekend interlude.

Monday, 31 March 2014

The Alphabark Challenge, 2014!

Here, have a smooch 
From this lovable pooch
No A to Zed
It fills me with dread
So mark
And hark
Here's the Alphabark!
"A" if for "Arf!"
I'm having a laugh
"B" if for "Bark"
Sometimes I snark
"C" is for "Chihuahua"
Hello, how are ya? 
"D" is for "Dog"
A pawblished blog
"E" is for "eekPawblishing"
If that's your thing
"F" is for "Feline"
Having a whine
"G" is for "Gary"
How very scary
"H" is for "Howl"
Without a scowl
"I" is for "Insect"
A bug I detect
"J" is for "Jack Russell"
The dogs that hustle
"K" is for "Klahanie"
Pawmoting I see
"L" is for "Loon"
A Canadian tune
"M" is for "Metrosexual"
Such a transport ball 
On all things Metro
Didn't you know.

Halfway through 
Just for you
The Alphabark Challenge
My friendly revenge.

Friday, 28 March 2014

Google! What Are You Doing?

A number of us having been experiencing problems signing in to Google Friend Connect.  I have been having this issue for nearly three weeks and of course, Google cannot be bothered to respond to this issue.  When you try to sign in, follow or even unfollow a blog, you may have been getting this message, "We're sorry...
We were unable to handle your request. Please try again or return a bit later." 

I have noticed a workaround for this issue within a Google Forum. It takes me about two to three attempts, but I have been able to follow back a couple of bloggers who linked into my site almost three weeks ago.

Go to your Dashboard.  Where you see your Reading list.  Click on "Add".  
This will take you to the above option.  Go to the blog you wish to follow.  Copy and paste their URL into the space for adding the URL.  Then click on "Follow."  Up at the top middle of your page you will note the word "saving".  You might then get the following message, "You are already following the maximum number of Blogs (300). Unfollow some other blogs first"  Of course, if you cannot sign in, how could you unfollow.  I repeated the "follow" over again if I got the above message and it then worked.  You should then be able to go to the other site and see your picture icon on their blog.

I appreciate this is a ridiculous workaround to the Google Friend Connect issue.  Google have been totally disrespectful in not addressing this issue.  If you have been having this problem, good luck.  I hope this works for you. 

You may well have noticed you cannot comment on this posting.  I should of mentioned that I switched off comments so I could try to catch up commenting on other blogs.  Sorry for any confusion.  I think I'll just blame Google.