Just For Poo And Dr. Who.

Greetings, yes it's me, Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!  My human, Gary, has been visiting some of his human friends the last couple of days.  He phoned and asked if I'd do an article while he's away.  So, after my human brother, Tristan, fed me, I dogged in, um, logged in and away we go.

I asked Gary how everything was.  He told me he was having typical chats with his friends.  In other words, they discussed bodily functions.  Amazing how the words "fart", "poop" and "poo", can turn him into a giggling wreck.  I've now realised that the word, "poo", doesn't  just make two year old humans laugh hysterically.

I suppose I shouldn't be surprised by his obsession with bodily functions.  I think the influence has come from some of your human songs I've listened to.  "To everything, turd, turd turd...." Why do turds suddenly appear, every time you are near?"  "It's only turds and turds are all I have, to take your fart away..."  "Poo are you?  Poo, poo..... poo, poo....."

Speaking of poo, Gary has watched this commercial and thought the character was a poop with a problem.. Especially when the "talking turd" states its had an accident.

Just for you

A poem of poo
Like Edgar Allan Poo
What shall I do

A pooem poohaps

Talking craps

Some pooetry

For you to see
Flatulence

To make you dance

As you prance

To what's in your pants

Gamers poopsocking

I aint mocking

Go in your stocking

It keeps you rocking

Must stay in the loop

No time to go poop

The gaming consumes

You sit in your fumes

The fiftieth year

It brings a tear

Of 'Dr. Poo'

Just for you

Exterminate

It aint too late

Go find a Dalek

What the heck

'Telepootation'

For a nation
Enter the 'Turdis'
Don't give it a miss

In a phone box

Don't poo in your socks