Sunday, 27 February 2011
Penny's Profound Pictorials Providing Perfect Prose Perhaps.
'Hi, it's me Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet star. I've noted that Gary aka 'klahanie', has put up an anniversary posting celebrating his fourth year of blogging. Well, lets set the record straight. I Penny, the dog, with her very own award, have tried to make him a better writer. It seems he has a ways to go.'
'And here's a photo that's definitely a reflection of my adorable self.'
'Such is the interest in my notable award that humans have been framing my framed award.'
'My friend, you can see photos of me and my award, almost anywhere. Note the dude's excitement at seeing my award.'
'And, by golly, you can even see me on billboards. A definite 'traffic stopper'.'
'In fact, I'm a member of the press. I've been known to hound my leads to get that exclusive poop scoop, I mean scoop. Yes, I'm a highly respected member of the 'Puppyarazzi'.'
'Yes, I'm very famous or infamous. It's so nice to feel wanted.'
'Gosh, everyone loves me. Hey lady, get away from my butt or you might be in for a bit of a surprise!'
'And look at this. I discovered one of my cat buddies looking through a photo album of my gorgeous self. Can you see how thrilled our kitty friend is?'
Here's further proof, that I Penny the Jack Russell dog, is indeed an internet star. A modest internet star, of course. See how the ginger cat is in paw, I mean, in awe of my fame.'
'And thus, my friend, here I am thinking about what next to 'pawblish' after this posting. Oh, and look what I see on the computer screen. Come here little kitty cat....'
'Before I go for my latest nap, I would like to thank my dear human friend in New Zealand for sending me over the 'proof' that my well deserved fame has brought joy all over the world. Thus, I Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet star, thank you, Wendy '
'My friend, pawesome and pawsitive wishes, your way, Penny :-)'