A whole bunch of pawlitical stuff has been happening over the last few weeks in the UK. A lot can happen in a week in pawlitics. Lately, it seems a lot can happen in five minutes in pawlitics. It's all very distressing and worrying. Thus, my human friend, this is not a pawlitical pawst. Not even any mention of a pawed pawlitical announcement.
I want to tell you a heartening, pawsitive story. My human brother, Tristan, went on a week's holiday to Cyprus with his partner, Sue. Tristan asked his dad, my human dad, Gary, if he could water their garden plants while they were away.