I've mentioned my dismay over cat crap in the garden. No doubt, the majority of folks would think that is frustrating and most unfortunate. People with dogs, generally speaking, are responsible and deposit any doggie messes into a plastic bag. Yet people with horses are allowed to let their prized palomino poop prolifically. This seems unfair. People with dogs have to abide by certain laws in regards to dog fouling. People with horses should have to abide by laws in regards to horse fouling. Of course, I have a solution to this pooping problem.
The above picture is for demonstration purposes only. You may notice that the rider on our demonstration horse has a bag attached to the horse's butt. This is an ideal and practical solution to rid our streets of the havoc of horse manure. In fact, the rider can then take their pre-bagged horse poo and use it as an ideal fertiliser for their perfectly presented sprawling and oh so majestic garden.
I really don't appreciate seeing that horse crap on the road. It was not nice parking my car in a place where I could not see it. How would those horse owners like it if I went up to their driveway and left them some waste of the human kind? An amount so massive that they couldn't get their sparkly clean exotic sports car out of said driveway. Me thinkest they would not exactly be amused by such an action.
I thought that perhaps I could hypnotise a horse. 'Hello horsie...look into my eyes. You will not poo here. You will wait until you get back to your fancy home and then proceed to take a dump on your rider's, soon to be, not so sparkly clean, exotic sports car. Do you understand?'
Nay, sorry if I seem like a bit of a nag. You know I'm only horsing around. I suppose I'm making an ass of myself. So I'm sure you're not gonna' foal for it. Don't worry, this nightmare is almost over.