I've been getting rid of unwanted clutter. Want to start with brand new items in my brand new apartment. Contemplating getting some occasional furniture. Which does make me wonder what such furniture is at other times. Considering purchasing a conversation piece. I once had a conversation piece. It was a weird looking stool you sat on. My guests found it odd to sit on a weird looking stool.
I would like to buy a grandfather clock. Unfortunately, I've yet to see one that looked anything like a grandfather.
My new apartment will be needing carpets. I phoned up, "Carpets Get Laid." "Carpets Get Laid, how may I help you?" asked the lady on the other end of the phone. "Can I get a shag there, please?", I inquired. "Certainly not! This is a carpet store, you pervert!", came her shocked reply. *Click* followed by *Ring tone....* Then I remembered that I'm in England and yes "shag", as you probably now know, has nothing to do with a type of carpet.
Boxes packed, symbolic of the impending move.