Yes it's me
It's plain to see
Your doggy pal
Quite the gal
Penny the dog
Taking over this blog
I quickly type
Got tired of the hype
Saw my human's last post
I propose a toast
To anti-blogfests
And ironic jests
Here you note
Not one to gloat
An adoring cat
Looking at that
Those photos of me
In her album you see
Ginger cat using Skype
Sorry cat, you aint my type
Don't be sad
Not that bad
I'll send you my autograph
Just for a laugh
Big cat, little kitten
Are admittin'
They want to see my 'Farcebark' page
To adoring cats, I'm all the rage
Are admittin'
They want to see my 'Farcebark' page
To adoring cats, I'm all the rage
Who dare put a price on my head
On that poster I'll tread
A lousy reward
Untoward
"Dog the Bounty Hunter" man
Catch me if you can
On that poster I'll tread
A lousy reward
Untoward
"Dog the Bounty Hunter" man
Catch me if you can
You're way faster and smarter than 'DAWG' Penny...
ReplyDeleteHuman Delores,
DeleteI bet that slow "DAWG"
Couldn't do a blog
Pawetic Penny :)
No surprise you're all the rage! Very pawetic prose indeed, you should take over the blog more often (no offense to Mr. Gary of course!)
ReplyDeleteCindyLu is quite envious of your talent :)
Human Kim and CindyLu
DeleteNice to see the both of you
I really should take over this blog
I'm such a famous dog
CindyLu is as smart as me
As for her human, wait and see
Pawetic Penny :)
That cat is definitely not your type! And you are wanted - by adoring fans everywhere.
ReplyDeleteHuman Ninja Dude,
DeleteNo kitten
I am admitten'
My adoring fans so want me
We live the life of harmony
Pawetic Penny :)
Catch Me If You Can indeed! You are very fast, Penny. Maybe someday I'll be fast as you....
ReplyDeleteHuman Robin,
DeleteI'm very quick
I have a trick
Pesky puparazzi follow me
I outrun them sneakily
Pawetic Penny :)
Love it!
ReplyDeleteHuman Sara
DeleteYou couldn't be fairer
Pawetic Penny :)
Penny, thou art worthy of membership in the great Pantheon of Poets!
ReplyDeleteHuman Debra
DeleteA Pawtheon of Pawets pawhaps
I'm thanking you from the dog that claps
Pawetic Penny :)
Penny your Pawetry is Perfect!
ReplyDeleteAh BZ Dogs,
DeletePawfect Pawetry
Thanks from me
Pawetic Penny :)
$5,000 is nowhere near enough for Penny...she's priceless.
ReplyDeleteAnd, such a great poet. Gary could stand to learn a lot from you :)
Wishing you both a great weekend!
Human Mark,
DeleteTo coin a phrase
I'm left in a daze
No price on my head
Yes priceless instead
Gary could learn a lot from me
When it comes to pawetry
A good weekend
My human friend
Pawetic Penny :)
that was really paw'verse... i had tears in my eyes!
ReplyDeleteHuman Jeremy (Retro),
DeleteThe paw'verse
Could of been worse
If my human had wrote it
He's such a tit
Tears in your eyes
Quite the surprise
Pawetic Penny :)
I'll have to show your post (sorry pawst!) to my cats Penny.
ReplyDeleteHuman Suzanne,
DeleteShow this pawst
From this friendly host
Here's to your kitties
Checking photos and ditties
Pawetic Penny :)
Penny, you're fantastic, those cats can only watch with envy :-)
ReplyDeleteHuman Annalisa,
DeleteThank you so much human friend
Good thoughts I send
Cats are envious
Such a fuss
Pawetic Penny :)
It's lucky that "Dog the Bounty Hunter" lives in Hawaii, because $5000 is a tempting price! :O
ReplyDeleteHuman Lexa,
DeleteThe dude from Hawaii is on his way
Outrigger canoe, so they say
Not a chance and oh oh
"Book Em Danno!"
Pawetic Penny :)
My cats would like me to pass along that they're not impressed, but I suspect that's just covering up their jealousy. Nicely done, Penny.
ReplyDeleteHuman M.J,
DeleteYour cats are not impressed
They have confessed
Jealous of me
He he he...
Pawetic Penny :)
I loved this. So did Sir Poops and Hair Ball. You made us all smile this morning.
ReplyDeleteHugs and chocolate,
Shelly
Human Shelly along with Sir Poops and Hair Ball,
DeleteA smile in the morning
A new day dawning
I thank you all three
Yes me, Penny
Pawetic Penny :)
Me too, just loved this, cheered me up. x
ReplyDeleteHuman Carole,
DeleteVery glad you liked it to
Pawsitive wishes I send to you
A cheerful day
Of that I say
Pawetic Penny :)
This is so funny. You're the best, Penny! But why isn't the poor ginger cat your type? He looks very handsome. :D
ReplyDeleteHappy weekend to you and Gary, Penny!
Human Julie,
DeleteThank you for thinking this funny
The best of times are always sunny
Ginger cat is not my type
Siamese cat I talk on Skype
Happy weekend
My human friend
Pawetic Penny :)
Penny is a most talented lady and she even has some cat groupies.
ReplyDeleteHuman Arleen,
DeleteA doggy gal
Who is your pal
Groupie cats of which you see
My fan club of cats so merrily
Pawetic Penny :)
That dog is silly.
ReplyDelete:-)
Pearl
Human Pearl,
DeleteThis dog aint silly
Maybe a might frilly
"Liza Bean Bitey, of the Minneapolis Biteys"
Good grief almighty!
Pawetic Penny :)
You are quite the Blogger, Penny my girl. Maybe they are jealous of your blogging success...
ReplyDeleteHuman Terry,
DeleteI'm quite the Dogger
A doggy Blogger
My human is jealous of my blogging success
Something he tries to redress
Pawetic Penny :)
Penny, hot dog
ReplyDeleteYou're wanted by all -
The human and feline, the big and the small.
We relish in your grace
And, aw, such a face.
No other pup
Will ever catch-up.
With hot dog, relish, and catch-up mixed in
My ideas for mustard are wearing thin
Heck I've got nothing
But I've faith you know how
Cuz you're the dog version of the cat's meow.
What does all this mean?
My dear, ya got me.
It's just some ramblings
To say I love thee.
xoRobyn
Human Robyn,
DeletePenny, hot diggety dawg
A pawetry blog
I'm wanted by all
All creatures, big and small
I relish your words and without a pickle
A belly rub will make me tickle
Such a face
Not out of place
I shall try to ketchup
Pour it into a cup
Your mustard is keen
If you know what I mean
You have it all
You stumble, you fall
I pick you up
Give you a bit of puppy luck
I'm a hot dog
A pawetic blog
Aint no cool cat
In all of that
With doggy heart
It's a good start
Human Robyn, love to you
This be true
Pawetic Penny :)
Quite a poem, Penny!
ReplyDeleteNow who put a price on your head?
Human William,
DeleteDelighted you liked my pawetry
I share with thee
A price on my head
Fills me with dread
Me thinks it might be the Bounty dude
I think he's crude
Pawetic Penny :)
Lardy is sending you a ccake with a file in it just in case you need to bust outta the jailhouse shuld they catch you. It may be more file than cake by the time she's finished ...er...wrapping it up. The C-A-T-S are not welcomed by her either upon the screen, but she believes you handle them with aplomb Penny. As do I. Thank you for the pictures and the reeling rhymes, they've cheered me up some. *smiles.
ReplyDeleteHuman Michelle and my Lardy pal,
DeleteThe file in the cake
A getaway I would make
Lardy spare me some cake
The file I could take
No cell for me
Can't take away my liberty
Cats on the screen
Rather obscene
Pictures and a rhyme
Took a little time
Smiles to you
Must not be blue
Pawetic Penny :)
Hahahahaha, both myself and the Larster thank you mightily for that, the blues must away with themselves in the light of it methinks :) x
DeleteHuman Michelle and the Larster,
DeleteYou both are neat
Such a treat
No time for the blues
It's what you choose
Pawetic Penny :)
The cat does like
ReplyDeleteYour rhyming hike
Beats the human's posts
Ship him to new coasts
and take over
Although to a rover
The could would never
No matter how clever
Do anything but bite their tail
I hope Gary posts your bail
Pat in the Hatt
DeleteA likeable cat
The dog that rhymes
In these changing times
My human's blogs
A bucket of frogs
I grab this site
To your delight
A Rover's a car
Not up to par
He'd pawst my bail
He'd never fail
Pawetic Penny :)
I pity the fool who puts a price on Penny's head. You'll catch cold quicker than you'll catch her.
ReplyDeleteSome Dark Romantic
Human Mina,
DeleteThey are indeed a fool
Not very cool
Put a price of my head
They do it with dread
Some might catch the common cold
Try to catch me would be very bold
Pawetic Penny :)
Wow, this one made me laugh out loud too. Those cuties are amazing.
ReplyDeleteDo you think Penny will be interesting in "skyping" with me?
He looks so smart! That expression on his face cracked me up. Are you really teaching him to use the computer?
Great post Gary.
Have a fabulous weekend and keep writing these amazing posts.
You are the king of laughter my friend!
Human Julia,
DeleteYou laugh out loud
That makes me proud
The cuties are amazing
Having a fling
Skyping you
To good to be true
I told my human how to type
Before he wrote a load of tripe
Great pawst, indeed
I felt the need
To show that laughter
Aint a disaster
As for Gary
I think he's scary
A fab weekend
My human friend
Pawetic Penny :)
Wow! Nicely done, Penny.
DeleteHi Julia,
DeletePenny has gone for yet another nap. The diva dog needs her rest. I shall make sure she reads your very nice extra comment.
A peaceful, positive weekend to you, Julia.
Gary :)
That's one cute pup.
ReplyDeleteHi The Happy Whisk,
DeleteI'm one cute pup
Even have a celebration cup
Pawetic Penny :)
Penny - your are just about as clever as your wonderful human, our beloved Gary. Nicely done. And don't you worry, if I see that wanted poster anywhere, I'll shred it like a cat with claws...and you can hide at my house.
ReplyDeleteTina @ Life is Good
Hey human Tina,
DeleteGary is clever?
Clever to make him is my endeavour
Thanks for thinking this nicely done
Maybe I wont have to run
If you see that sign
Rip it up so fine
I can hide in your home
Try not to roam
Pawetic Penny :)
Penny, Penny, Penny what have you done that requires a Wanted Poster?
ReplyDeleteAnd all those lovely fans of yours, was it jealousy that made them go this far?
Patches will offer sanctuary, anytime anywhere!
Human Yolanda
DeleteA Wanted Poster
I'd rather a roller coaster
Whee
Look at me
What have I done
Only having fun
Adoring fans
May have scheming plans
To keep me on show
What do you know
Defending the Penny :)
You are one of many
Patches I thank you
A friend so true
Pawetic Penny :)
Loved the adorable little cats watching the press release. I wonder if they are going to squeal? And Penny can come hide out with me any day of the week. I'll even pretend to search for her too :) 'Dog the Bounty Hunter' ain't that good when it comes to smart dogs.
ReplyDeleteAh Rum-Punch Drunk,
DeleteAdorable cats see my press post
Realise that I'm the most
The cats wont squeal
Nowt to reveal
Hiding in London Town
This here dog clown
Dog the Bounty Hunter man
I will place him in the can
Pawetic Penny :)
Penny you are so silly! You have too much time on your paws!
ReplyDeleteHuman Caren and Cody Cat,
DeleteMe silly?
Go eat a hot chilli
To much time on my paws
Draws applause
Pawetic Penny :)
Congratulations on the pawetry!
ReplyDeleteDefinitely par excellence... sorry I mean, paw excellence!
Writer In Transit
Human Michelle,
DeleteThank you for your congratulations
I'm thankful for your salutations
Paw excellence
My pawsitivity is so intense
Pawetic Penny :)
Aw Penny how did I miss this clever verse? You are Doggy Laureate, a true shining star in the Blogosphere (or should that be Dogosphere?) :-) x
ReplyDeleteHuman Teresa,
DeleteI'm glad you have now read my clever verse
Could of been worse
Could of be written by Gary
That would be scary
Doggy Laureate
I wont forget
A shining star in the Dogosphere
It's becoming clear
Pawetic Penny :)x
Every loves a Doggy Blog a Go Go
ReplyDeleteHuman Rob,
DeleteWho is this "Every"
Do they live in a tree
Doggy Blog a Go Go
Doggy go go
In the garden, you know
Pawetic Penny :)
Beautiful pawetry Penny! Maybe Gary will take you to hide out at the beach with him. Stay safe my furry friend.
ReplyDeleteJulie
Human Julie,
DeleteGlad you liked my pawetry
A doggy ditty for you to see
Gary should take me to the beach
Out of reach
From the Bounty guy
Maybe he wont even try
Pawetic Penny :)
I have it on good authority that all 4 legged furry beauties love you, Penny, the Jack Russell and super internet star! What's not to love? And look at how many brilliant poets love you!
ReplyDeleteHuman Joylene,
DeleteYour sources are right
I'm such a doggy delight
I'm feeling the caring
It's such a sharing
Four legs and two
From me to you
Pawetic Penny :)
Hi Y'all!
ReplyDeletePenny you are so smart and talented!
Y'all come by now,
Hawk aka BrownDog
Howdy Hawk!
DeleteNice to see y'all
We're having a ball
Smart it be true
Just like you
We'll be by now
For sure and how
Pawetic Penny :)
Thanks for the smile. So cute!
ReplyDeleteHuman Madeleine,
DeleteGlad to make you smile
Go that extra mile
So cute
With my lovely snoot
Pawetic Penny :)
Hi Penny .. they simply couldn't put a price on your head - you're a treasure in a field of bloggers ...
ReplyDeleteCheers as I'm way behind and now must catch your master's words of wisdom - are they?? Happy weekend .. Hilary
Human Hilary,
DeleteAny price oh my head
Will cause them dread
You consider me a treasure
What a pleasure
You are kind to backtrack
Your words never lack
Word of care
My human doth share
I know you went to see
On behalf of Gary, I thank yee.
Happy weekend
Human friend.
Pawetic Penny :)