Anyhoo, the NON-AWARD has been carefully, thoughtfully,.lovingly created for me, yes me, just me! I announce to you that I'm the recipient of the Sad Oddity, sorry, I announce to you that I'm the recipient of the "SADOTY" aka "Super Award Dodger Of The Year", NON-AWARD.
Oh yeah, there are rules to follow.
1. I must never pass it on.
2. I must never reveal ANYTHING about myself. Penalties are heavy if I do.
3. No Linkbacks are allowed. Ever.
4. It self-destructs almost immediately after being claimed. Stand back.
I think non-congratulations are in order for me. In the true spirit of this NON-AWARD, I will not make mention of who bestowed this NON-AWARD on my good self. Thus, absolutely no mention of, C. LEE McKENZIE!