Advanced warning. Take cover. Flatulence alert! Or most definitely take cover and plug your nose if you work at the London Zoo and have been involved in the annual stock take. No doubt you will be subjected to a variety of farts, from the exotic to the more indigenous types. Here's some further information : Please do keep still... I'm trying to count you! London Zoo keepers start annual stock take of 18,500 animals.
The video above should give you further insight into the annual stock take at the London Zoo.
One zoo keeper had a very clever idea. He went to the Reptile House, strolled over to the snake section and stated, 'Perfect! We could use a couple of adders in the stock take.' To which the adders replied in unison, 'Hiss Off!'
So there they are. Counting camels, chickens, crocodiles and chimpanzees. Totalling the tigers, turtles, toads and toucans.
Things have been going very slowly in the Children's Petting Zoo. Apparently, the zoo keeper starts counting sheep....and you know the rest. 'Sheep, sheep, sheep, sheep, sheep, sheep, sh...eee...pppp.....zzzzzzzzzz...'