Right then, time to type away on the peeboard, I mean keyboard. I've noted that a bunch of humans have been getting involved in that challenge again this April that evidently brings further awareness of the alphabet. Which means, just like last April, during that A to Z challenge that thrills a few humans, I submit my alternative pawsting or posting. Yes, you lucky human and the millions of animals who read my pawstings um postings, here is the 'A to Z Alphabark Challenge.' And because I cannot be bothered with all the other letters, I reckon it's apt that I'm doing the letter "P".
Now some might think that the letter "P" might be, "P" for 'Pawmotion', pawdon me, "Promotion". Well, in a way it is. When I forwarded on my very own award, "The Gold Framed Dog Blog Award", it was to pawmote, sorry, promote pawsitivity, okay, I'll stop with the puns, to promote positivity and bring warm wishes to all who received it, as it travelled out into the internet ether.
"P" is for the profound pride providing pleasing pleasure placing photographic placards presenting positive publicity perchance. However, "Hey lady, stop licking my face! And, hey lady, stop sniffing my butt!" Humans, I'll tell ya!
"P" is for "pussycat". This photo was sent to me by post from two of my huge legion of adoring pussycat fans. I have a special Press pass that I use to gain secret information on the whereabouts of the 'puppyarazzi' who often try to hound me.
"P" is for "peace". I sense the sadness in Gary's son, as a tired young man knows the comfort of my love. "P" is for "pacify", as I do my best to see that smile return to his face.