Sunday, 10 July 2011
Watch The Sasquatch.
I have been asked why I don't have more photographs of my shy and humble self on my postings. So, for your viewing pleasure, here's a photograph of a Sasquatch who so kindly posed on this bench for me. And no, before you ask, it's not me, it really is a Sasquatch.
Now some folks insist on calling this magnificent beast, 'Bigfoot'. Get it f**king straight! It's the legendary and awesome creature, Sasquatch, and here's a brief history. "In southwestern British Columbia, on southern Vancouver Island and nearby islands, live some five hundred speakers of Halkomelem, a Central Salish language in the Salish tribe language. And there is also said to be, somewhere in the mountains and woods known to the Halkomelem, a creature called in their language 'Sasquatch' or 'hairy man'." (Source Answers. Com).
There is some confusion in regards to the Sasquatch. Some may think of the Sasquatch as a Yeti with a suntan. Well, that's just plain ridiculous. That's like saying a brown bear is a polar bear with a suntan. Some may believe they have seen a Sasquatch or two, playing a gig at a rock concert, such as the dudes below.
However, I can assure you that a Sasquatch would never wear such clothes, or hats, or sunglasses and only plays classical Spanish guitar music.
Some may believe the Hollywood hype and think that the beloved Sasquatch would hang out with a bunch of humans and a cute lil' ol' dawg. Why would any respectable Sasquatch be involved with this nauseating collection of folks? And according to science, 'Bigfoot' doesn't exist. For f**k sakes, it's a Sasquatch and of course, it does exist!
And do not let this fool you. A Werewolf, I repeat, a Werewolf is not a Sasquatch. Pictured is Michael J. Fox, a legendary Canadian actor and a guy who thought he was doing a movie about a Sasquatch. Maybe the title of the film, Teen Fox, sorry Teen Wolf, might have given him a bit of a clue. Ah....Beavers...sorry, where was I?
Okay, back to my new friend who kindly posed for me on that bench. You will note that the car space is reserved for the Sasquatch. So not only do I have overwhelming evidence of the existence of the Sasquatch, you can clearly see that the space is for a Sasquatch to park their vehicle.
He was now waiting patiently for his Sasquatch wife to return in their car with their Sasquatch kids. Apparently, the wife and kids were shopping at the local supermarket and being in British Columbia, they would, no doubt, be in the shop conversing with other customers about important things like maple syrup and ice hockey.
So that's it. Remember, do not disrespect this noble creature by calling it, 'Bigfoot'. For f**k sakes, one more time, it's a Sasquatch!
Posted by Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar! at 01:13