Thursday, 26 November 2015
Sit-Down Chariot Racing.
Hi there, yes, it's me, Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar! My human, yet again,
is still too lazy, is still having issues with chronic fatigue. I know he's going for a full check-up this coming Friday, November 27, to see if they can finally give him a diagnosis.
So, once again, I shall take this oppawtunity to put up one of my must-read pawsts.
I love horses! Whenever I see a horse on the TV screen, I try to jump into the screen. So far, that hasn't happened. Maybe I should get Gary to pawchase one of those 3D televisions with the curved screen. That might work.
I saw this really weird horse racing on TV. It was on a Welsh channel and I'm not too good with speaking Welsh. This means, I shall have to learn some of that language from a Welsh Corgi.
I went and grabbed Gary's camera and managed to take a few pictures of what is named harness racing. I'm pawplexed because I didn't see any of the riders chasing a harness, or for that matter, an electronic hare. Oops, wrong sort of race.
And even more action. Quite the reaction and loads of traction.
I'm quite confused
Look at the dude
How very rude
He tries to pass
All he sees is the horse's ass
What can he do
When he's covered in poo?
Astro Boy displays a plan of attack
Get the horse to crap in a sack
Wont prevent the lack of view
But the rider wont worry about the horse's poo.