My new feral frost-free fridge fluctuates flatulence factors forebodingly. Yes, in other turds, in other words, it can sound like a gurgling fart.
It also has this uncanny knack of sounding like Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar in one of her whining moments.
I heard that whining noise the other day. "Are you okay, Penny?" I inquired. Only to suddenly realise that Penny wasn't with me and I was talking to the talking feral fridge.