Right, enough of this! My computer is slower than a parked car. Waiting for this and waiting for that. Waiting for everything to load up. Waiting for the cash, um, cache.
I've officially given up with this computer. My eight year old computer with "Windows X-Pire, Groan Edition."
I've done so much to keep this damned computer running. I cleared the cash, sorry, I cleared the cache after each use. I defrag my hard disk drives. I run the disk clean up and I even have some sort of crap cleaner on here. Hell, I even upped my RAM to quadruple the speed. Although the RAM was more like a lamb. This has nothing to do with me wearing rubber boots and messing about in a field in Wales at three in the morning. Nothing made any difference.
When I moved into my new place, my priority was supposedly buying a new computer. Then all the other priorities got in the way like having a new bed that the dog sometimes allows me to sleep on. A new fridge, a television and loads of new furniture. I kept thinking that my ageing computer was going to miraculously get better.
It takes me several hours to even try to comment on blogs. I've reached the point that I dread switching this crazy computer on.
Thus, now my zillions of adoring fans will understand my sporadic nature over the last few months.