|I read on a bottle of fruit juice, "Dilute to taste." Does that mean if I don't dilute it, I can't taste it? I know, concentrate. Perhaps doubly so.|
I went up to the checkout at the supermarket. I noticed that the person before me put their debit card into a special machine. The cashier asked the person, "Would you like cash back? Much to my surprise, the customer stated, "No thanks." When it came to my turn, I figured I'd use my debit card. "Would you like cash back?" asked the cashier. I responded, "Very generous of the supermarket. I would like a thousand pounds, please." "Oh no, sir!", she giggled, "It comes out of your bank account."
One time in the supermarket, the lady cashier said to me, "We've run out of grocery bags. Do you have a car with you?" To which I replied, "Yes I do. However, I don't think it will fit through the supermarket doors."