Tuesday, 11 June 2013

Pesky Puparazzi Pawhaps!

Greetings, yes it's me, Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!  Thought it was time to delight you with one of my highly entertaining pawstings, um, postings.

Did you know that I'm such an in-demand dog that I got interviewed by two of my pawesome friends, Sir Poops and Hair Ball?   The interview can be discovered here, Sir Poops and Hair Ball Interview Penny the Jack Russell Dog and Modest Superstar

My human, Gary, yes the human I so kindly allow to live with me, has just phoned me from his mobile phone, which you might call a cell phone.  Although, why they allow you a phone in your cell does puzzle me.  My humans did watch a documentary on how you get a phone into your cell.  Bottoms up, evidently.

Luckily, my human brother, Tristan, is here with me.  Gary was yelling something about being stuck at a red light.

While he's away waiting for the red light to change, I went for a bit of a stroll, a bit of a sniff in my garden.
Always on the lookout for the pesky puparazzi that often hound me, I had a glance around.  Didn't notice anything unusual.
Okay, back to something very important and now for that sniff.
Did I see something lurking behind the bushes?
If that's you, pesky puparazzi, you can forget your exclusive cover shots.  This diva dog has her standards!
Aha, guess that got rid of them!!

Awe, it wasn't the pesky puparazzi!  It's some of the wee folks and friends playing a bit of  North American football.  Can I play wide retriever, I mean, wide receiver?

98 comments:

  1. I bet Penny would do a good job getting the ball. Not so much bringing it back.

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    1. Ah Pat,

      I'm a retriever receiver and I've got a try out with the Detroit Lions!

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!

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  2. Gary may be at that red light for a while.
    Saw your interview last week - you rocked it, Penny!

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    1. Hello human, Alex,

      Just got another call from Gary. He's still waiting for a green light. Tells me he's decided to grab some gum and masticate.

      I know you saw my interview and I appreciated your comment, kind human.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!

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  3. Looks like you had a lovely day Penny, and with some sun too! Hope Gary isn't waiting for the light to turn red... (;

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    1. Hello, or is it allo, human, Elise,

      I had a marvellous day out in the sunshine. I even got to play a bit of football with that strange shaped ball. He's still waiting for the light to turn amber. Aha! :)

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!

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  4. haha Gary is probably turning red as the light remains red. Watch out for Tails I hear he cheats and can fly around with his spinning tail.

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    1. Pat Hatt
      Human or cat
      Gary be turning red
      Turning red with dread
      Tails the fox
      Stole my human's socks

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!

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  5. Lol - This was fun. Not being one for breaking the law or anything...perhaps a detour from the red light might help things out a bit in this situation...hahaha = You've got me shaking my head and smiling this morning, Gary :)

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    1. Hello human, M.J.,

      If my human was smart, he'd turn the car around and drive to the other road that leads to the road that he needs to get onto. Oh wait, if he turns around, he gets to a dead-end. Ha ha!

      Happy head shaking, my human friend :)

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!

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  6. Penny, you are a cutie. I bet you catch a ball better than many a wide retriever... I mean wide receiver!!!

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    1. Hi human, Robin,

      Thank you and I agree, I'm a cutie :) My human was telling me about a position in that strange game called a "tight end". I don't like the idea of that! :)

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!

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  7. I dont know a lot about American Football is that the game where you have a Gnome Run or is that the other game.

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    1. Hi human, Rob,

      Do you know anything about Canadian Football? It's similar to the American game, only way better, eh! :)

      Ah yes, that other game. Take me out to the bark game. Watch the dude hit a grand slam gnome run!

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!

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    1. Hi Delores,

      Naturally. I hope the wee fellow is better :)

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!

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  9. I'm assuming you mean "hugs and chocolate, Shelly"'s house? Will have to head over. You're a funny one, you superstar, Penny. And you be a good girl for your human, my dear friend Gary. Those red lights are worse than you might imagine...
    Tina @ Life is Good

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    1. Human friend, Tina,

      As you now know, your assumption was correct :) And thank you for checking out my amazing interview.

      I'm always a good girl. Gary needs plenty of caring after and hopefully, a green light! :)

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!

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  10. Haha! what an adorable dog Penny is

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    1. Greetings Jenny,

      Yikes! I think I see a cat! :) I agree, I'm adorable.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!

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  11. Great post Gary, when I saw all those garden ornaments I thought of that commerical on TV where they get rid of all the garden gnomes.

    Yvonne.

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    1. Greetings human, Yvonne,

      I thank you. Ah yes, I believe that's an Ikea commercial. My human bought some Ikea furniture. Took one look at the instructions and started sobbing.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!

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  12. I will have to check out your interview, Penny. It sounds pawtastic! Hope Gary gets a green light soon!

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    1. Hello human, Suzanne,

      I know you checked out my pawesome interview and I thank you for that.

      Gary would be happy with an amber light at the rate things are going :)

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!

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  13. loves them little dogs... we have a rat-terrier, she rings our heart bell all day long!

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    1. Human, Jeremy,

      Interesting last name you have. You have a rat-terrier? I shudder at the thought of that. Still, it seems she rings your chimes :)

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!

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  14. Your dog is hilarious! Nice post.

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    1. Greeting Gina Gao,

      I'm funnier than my human will ever be! :) Thanks for thinking this was a nice post.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!

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  15. Penny I will play ball with you! Barks and licks and love, Dakota

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    1. Hey Dakota!

      TOUCHDOWN!

      Pawsitive wishes and doggy kisses,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar! xx

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  16. 'Bottoms up, evidently.' Haha!

    And may I say, Penny, you are looking positively radiant!

    Wonderful post - per usual :)

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    1. Gidday human, Wendy,

      I wonder how it works down under :)

      Pawsitively radiant, indeed!

      Thank you, Wendy :)

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!

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  17. Next time you go out Penny. Be sure to put on your oversized sunglasses so the pesky puparazzi doesn't recognize you.

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    1. Hello human, Terry,

      I tried that before. Sadly, they got suspicious of me wearing sunglasses. Sunglasses and English weather raised their curiosity as to why I was wearing sunglasses during a rainy, cloudy day :)

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!

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  18. Penny, you are having fun with the wee folks now. I hope you will invite me to the garden party. I can bring the food if you want. Cute post.

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    1. Greetings human, Julia,

      I got to play that strange North American game with the wee folks and friends. It sure was fun. You are invited to our next garden party. Will you bring some Cheetos?

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!

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  19. She's having a good time in the sunshine! And is that Sonic's friend Tails I see?

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    1. Hi human, Diane,

      I had a lovely time in the sunshine. Must take advantage of it here in England. Yes, that's Tails the Fox! :)

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!

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  20. Watch out Penny, the paparazzi is now following everyone!! You are especially cute though and I agree quite irresistible!

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    1. Hello human, Eve,

      I know the pesky puparazzi are forever hounding me! If the paparazzi wanted to bother my human, Gary, he's easy to find. What with him being stuck at a red light.

      Totally agree that I'm cute and irresistible :)

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!

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  21. Glad those pesky puparazzi weren't out to ruin your day, Penny. You deserved a little R&R without all that fuss and muss.

    And be careful of those gnomes. They're huddled up plotting something...I just know it lol!

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    1. Hello human, Angela,

      A welcome break from the pesky puparazzi! A little ruff and relaxation.

      I'll keep a watchful eye on the garden gnomes :)

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!

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  22. Oh Penny. Beautiful, intelligent, loyal and brave. No wonder you are so sought after - by the puparrazi AND people of discernment. How do you stay so modest?

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    1. Gidday human, Sue,

      "Beautiful, intelligent, loyal and brave." You expressed it wonderfully. The darned puparazzi are continually trying to get a photo opportunity of me, such a modest diva dog. It's not easy staying this modest :)

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!

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  23. Another pupular post, Penny. Staying away from those pupparazzi must be pretty ruff sometimes.

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    1. Hi human, Susan,

      IYAM pleased to see you :) Pupular pawst pawed pawfectly paw pawblishing. The puparazzi. We take the ruff with the smooth :)

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!

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  24. Penny, you need to hire 2 bodyguard Dobermans wearing thick dark sunglasses. That will keep the puparazzi's away when you're busy doing your walks and business outdoors. No-one should have to suffer being watched all the time :)
    What was the football score? Did you win Penny?
    After reading about how people get mobiles into their cells, I'm so glad that my phone is brand new and not second hand!

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    1. Hi Rum-Punch Drunk,

      What a great idea! Who is going to argue with a Doberman! I could get the Doberman's to Pincher the puparazzi. Ha ha!

      We won. The final score was 24 to 7. I scored two converted touchdowns and a field goal. Tails the Fox, scored the other converted touchdown. I kicked the after points for the touchdowns.

      Yes, a second hand is something that might be handy with a used mobile phone when snuck into a cell :)

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!

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  25. Awwwwwwwwwww!!!! Beautiful Penny!! Your groupies are sooooooooooo cute!! Yay! Take care
    x

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    1. Aha, Old Kitty,

      A talking, typing cat. Interesting! :) My groupies are a lot more fun than the pesky puparazzi! You take care, y'all...

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!

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  26. Love the wee folks. Did they let you play? And which side won?

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    1. Hi River,

      The wee folks are my friends. Yes, they let me play. Our side, the Flying Foxes, won the game. The Garden Gnome Gladiators lost by 17 points.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!

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  27. Oh Penny, but don't you see? The pupparazi is the price of fame!! You asked for it :-)

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    1. Greetings human, Keith,

      Fame is something that goes with the territory. I just want a bit or relaxation away from the glare of the puparazzi.

      And the price of fame? We have noted how famous you are on 'Farcebark'. You can change your profile picture on Farcebark and get 29 likes. The price of fame. You asked for it :)

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!

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  28. precocious pupparazi prey on precious, playful poochie!
    poor penny!

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    1. Hi human, Tara,

      Prying probing puparazzi pawhaps photographing Penny playfully pawing pixies. Pawfect pawblished prose :)

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!

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  29. Dear Penny
    What a great human family you have chosen. They allowed you to become a star and you shine your light all the way to the backwoods of Montana, USA. They need some sophistication around these parts.
    Way to go, Penny.
    From Manzanita and cow-dog gal Cody.

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    1. Dear Manzanita and cow-dog gal, Cody,

      My human family are blessed to have me as I'm blessed to have them :) I shine my pawsitive light on Big Sky Country. Where hope and happiness is the ideal y'all believe in.

      Thanking you both.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!

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  30. Hi Y'all!

    Penny, I hope your Human didn't get too stressed waiting for the red light to change to green. My Human Papa gets stressed sometimes when the traffic lights don't co-operate.

    I think you'd make a pawsome wide retriever, ah, receiver. I'd have you on my team anytime! No wonder you're a star! You are so very talented in so many things. Do you play the piano too?

    Stay cool! It's hot everywhere in the northern hemisphere...there is no escape!

    Y'all come by now,
    Hawk aka BrownDog

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    1. Howdy Hawk!

      I think my human has gone beyond stressed waiting for the traffic light to turn green. I reckon he's gonna' order out for pizza.

      Yes, a wide retriever or star 'quarterbark'! Do you play the Canadian version? Only three downs, y'all. I can play the pawano :)

      It's now cloudy and cool here, y'all. Oh well.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!

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  31. Do you catch the ball with your mouth?

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    1. A man made out of powdered toast?

      Used my paws. The helmet's mouth guard got in the way of my mouth.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!

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  32. Did the red light ever change?
    The Wee Folk should appreciate a 4-legged wide receiver!

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    1. Hi human, Susan Kane,

      No, the red light is still red.

      Or a four-legged 'quarterbark'! :)

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!

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  33. Aw! Such cute wee folk! I'm glad it wasn't the pesky paparazzi!

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    1. Hello human, Sherry,

      The wee folks are real cute. A relief it wasn't the pesky puparazzi! :)

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!

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  34. It's always nice to see Penny taking the reins here...she always makes -a lot- more sense :P

    Gary, hope you (and Penny) have a great week :)

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    1. Greetings alleged human, Mark,

      Although I don't use reins to keep Gary in check, I appreciate what you've said. Yes, anybody, even you, alleged human, makes more sense than Gary :)

      Hope you have a great week. I shall phone Gary at his car and forward your message.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!

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  35. Uh-oh, Penny. If your human is at that darn red light, he may not come home for some time ... but I think that means you get his share of dinner! :-)

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    1. How old is the delightful penny my friend?

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    2. Hi human, Lexa,

      Not only have I had his share of his dinner, I've also eaten the chewy bones he thought I'd save him :)

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!

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    3. Hello human, John Gray,

      Although a lady such as me would not normally reveal her age, just for you and please don't tell anyone, I shall be thirteen in early October.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!

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  36. Penny, you are such a beauty. Don't give the pesky puparazzi your pawprints unless they pay up in pawsitively scrumptious meals for at least a week.

    Well wishes and warmth to you and your human.

    xoRobyn

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    1. Greetings human, Robyn,

      Glad you noticed I'm such a beauty :) If they want my exclusive pawprints, they will have to do a full-feature spread. Hmmm....maybe that didn't sound right.

      Thank you for your warm wishes to me and my dopey human who is still waiting for a traffic light to turn green.

      Pawsitive wishes and doggy kisses,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar! xx

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  37. Thanks for sharing the lovely photos of Penny! The poor thing never gets a break from her devoted fans!

    Julie

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    1. Hello human, Julie,

      I'm delighted to share my photos with you for free. I love my devoted fans. As for the puparazzi....yikes! :)

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!

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  38. You know you've made the big-time when you've been interviewed by those two!

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    1. Hello human, Charmaine,

      Thank you and you know you've made the big-time when you get a comment back from this amazing yet, oh so shy dog! :)

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!

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  39. Absolutely one of the best dog gone pawsti -- um, that is, postings it's been my pleasure to read! That Gary still stuck at a red light, huh? How can one guy get so lost on his way to Gum Drop Island? Penny, you sniff the air and bring 'im on over, heh heh.

    So now I'm intrigued. Gotta read those 2 other interviews as well!

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    1. Human I.B. Nosey,

      Why, thank you. I'm also an acclaimed pawblisher! My human is still stuck at a red light. I could understand him being stuck if it was a traffic 'jam'. Arf! Arf!

      He's gone to "Gum Drop Island" via the "Good Ship Lollipop"....

      You like interviews, my human friend :)

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!

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  40. It's good to see you keep the puparazzi at bay. They can get really annoying! Although I must say you look absolutely gorgeous, the camera adores you no doubt. Greetings to you and your human. :)

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    1. Human dragon, Al Diaz,

      I would like to stick the puparazzi at a loading bay for a one-way ticket to anywhere but here :) The camera is my friend. Thank you for the greetings to me and my ridiculous human. Hope your internet is working better.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!

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    1. Ah human, Jeff,

      I also got a turn at quarterbark! Arf! Arf!

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!

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  42. Penny, you're just so cute I want to kiss your nose. Sometimes we fans blur our boundaries a bit...

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    1. Human Julie,

      If you like wet noses, then there you go. And they called it puppy love...

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!

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    1. Hello human, Annalisa and famed guest pawster, sorry, poster type human,

      Mad dogs and Englishmen.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!

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  44. Insert frowny face here...you forgot to add me to the party! !
    You're welcome anyways

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    1. Confused human, Tammy,

      Let me see now. Ah yes, didn't my human make note of you here,

      http://klahanie.blogspot.co.uk/2013/05/dragon-and-on-in-hope-and-friendship.html

      You know you are welcome to any party. I thought you always had a smiley face? Explain!

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar! :)

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  45. I'm thinking Penny needs a disguise. A jaunty beret (with ear allowances, of course) and a subdued wig--not the red one. She deserves some time to roam without all those pesky puparazzi.

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  46. Greetings human, C.Lee McKenzie,

    I'm thinking that would be good to get an allowance for my ears. I reckon my human owes me, big time, for actually getting visits to this blog! My human almost looks adorable in the red wig and Jessica is not amused. Maybe the pesky puparazzi can go over to America and give me a break. A dog needs a good sniff in the garden.

    Pawsitive wishes,

    Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar! :)

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  47. Penny, you should talk to Justin Bieber and ask him how he manages with all the flashing cameras etc.. Though, I dare say he's not near as adorable as you are, he might have some pawsative and yelpful advise.

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    1. Hi there, human, Joylene,

      Justin Bieber loves flashing. I mean, Justin Bieber loves flashing cameras and the etc.

      He could never be as adorable as me or you. I would give him advice and pawdon him for tormenting us over here in Britain. I've heard he's Canadian. Say it aint so, Joylene.


      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar! :)

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  48. Oh lovely Penny congrats on your interview. I wonder how did you find the time for such trivial matters...You should convince your human to assist you better considering your social status and all....These humans...phew..

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    1. Greetings human, Petronela,

      Thank you for the congrats on my interview. I do my best to find time for everyone, animals and humans alike, who are begging to interview me :)

      My human, Gary, should be helping me out. Then again, he's more of a hindrance than a help. Try teaching him a few simple tricks and that doesn't even work. Arf! Arf!

      Pawsitive wishes for a nice weekend,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar! :)

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  49. Hi Penny - you have some wonderful photographers around your place -they make you look extra special .. but glad those pesky paparazzi weren't spying too closely .. dogs and gardens could produce some interesting unexpected shots ..

    Poor old Gary - I hope you haven't maligned him too much in the comments .. mind you reading all of these comments he'll have trouble working out what's going on .. so you're probably alright ..

    Happy week ahead .. and let's hope we have some summer sun for a good walk or two ... say hi to your human and human's son .. have fun - Hilary

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    1. Hi human, Hilary,

      I let my human, Gary, take my photos. Sometimes I like to aggravate him by moving just as he's about to take the photo. Thank goodness the pesky puparazzi weren't around the garden.

      Poor old Gary, indeed. He's lucky I let him live with me. If he read the comments, the old chap would get confused.

      Happy wishes to you for a pleasant rest of your week. I shall pass on your wishes to my human dad and my human brother.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar! :)

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I do try to comment back to each commenter individually. However, I might have to shorten my replies or give a group thank you. That way, I can spend more time commenting on your blogs. Thank you and peace, my friend.