Evidently, a "selfie" is not a euphemism for masturbation.
There was this snail who didn't like being called a snail. So the snail got the letter "S" painted on each side of its automobile. From then on when the snail was driving about, onlookers would yell, "Look at that S car go!"
Do tornado chasers have whirlwind romances?
tops as part of a goal celebration. Even worse, I didn't see any of the ladies exchanging tops with the opposing players at the end of any of the games.