I asked Gary how everything was. He told me he was having typical chats with his friends. In other words, they discussed bodily functions. Amazing how the words "fart", "poop" and "poo", can turn him into a giggling wreck. I've now realised that the word, "poo", doesn't just make two year old humans laugh hysterically.
I suppose I shouldn't be surprised by his obsession with bodily functions. I think the influence has come from some of your human songs I've listened to. "To everything, turd, turd turd...." Why do turds suddenly appear, every time you are near?" "It's only turds and turds are all I have, to take your fart away..." "Poo are you? Poo, poo..... poo, poo....."
Like Edgar Allan Poo
What shall I do
Enter the 'Turdis'
Don't give it a miss