Sunday, 4 February 2018

I Took My Human Dad For A Walk.

Hi there!  Yes, once again, it's me, Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!  Although my human dad, Gary, has just about recovered from the trapped nerve in his left shoulder, I told him, after he begged me, that I'd do another pawst.  So, here it is.....

When I took my human dad for a walk yesterday morning, he ended up chatting to this lady who was out walking with her very young Dalmatian dog.  I could spot her dog a mile away. 

"Gary", the lady stated, "I have some excellent news.  Our furry friend is becoming very obedient.  He can roll over, sit, stay, beg, shake a paw and the really great news is that he's no longer crapping on the carpets!"  "That's wonderful", my human dad replied.  "Enough about your boyfriend.  How's the dog doing?" 


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    1. Hi human, Dizzy-Dick,

      I'm delighted this could make you smile, my nice human friend.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny 😀🐶

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  2. Oh Penny! Your human is just incorrigible!

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    1. Hi human, Debra,

      I think I can reform my rather weird human dad.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny 😀🐶

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    1. Hi human, River,

      You should of seen the pawplexed look on the lady's face.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny 😀🐶

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  4. An excellent post Penny. Greetings to Gary.

    Yvonne.

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    1. Hi human, Yvonne,

      Glad you thought this is an excellent pawst, my kind human friend. I shall let Gary know of your greetings. Thanks.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny 😀🐶

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  5. That just made me laugh Penny. Your human dad can be so funny :)

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    1. Hi human, Eunice,

      Ah yes, my human dad has the very occasional funny moment. Really happy this pawst made you laugh, my fabulous human friend.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny 😀🐶

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  6. Rim shot!
    And what was her response?

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    1. Hi human, Alex,

      Slam dunk!

      She responded with a "Ha Ha, very funny!"

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny 😀🐶

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  7. lol bet the pup was easy to train after that

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    1. Hi human, Pat in the Hatt,

      The pup trained her boyfriend.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny 😀🐶

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  8. Gotta get those boyfriends trained in early...bad habits can set in fast. I don't think they learn quite as quickly as pups.

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    1. Hi human, Delores,

      Oh yeah, pups usually learn way quicker than some human lady's dopey boyfriend!

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny 😀🐶

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  9. Your human dad is always making me laugh! Glad you took him out for a walk yesterday. :)
    ~Jess

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    1. Hi human, Jess,

      My human dad is well happy he makes you laugh. Thanks for reminding me, he needs another walk!

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny 😀🐶

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  10. Hi Gary - your stories would make great stories in a book ... while I'm delighted Penny took you out for a walk ... and to read that the trapped nerve is improving slowly. All the best for Collop Monday tomorrow and for the cold week, and of course for pancakes on Tuesday ... take care - cheers Hilary

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    1. Hi human, Hilary,

      It seems that almost everyday my human dad has some sort of bizarre situation happen. Yes, I suppose they would make for amusing stories in a book. I should help him write the book.

      His trapped nerve still flares up. He's being very careful.

      Indeed, Collop Monday on the 12th of February. No doubt, on the Tuesday, my human dad will have his fill of um, "puncakes!"

      All the best to you, my friendly human friend.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny 😀🐶

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    1. Hi human, Diane,

      Or as I state, BOL aka Bark Out Loud!

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny 😀🐶

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  12. Oh, Penny! Your dad is a funny guy.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. Hi human, Janie,

      Fur sure and it seems everywhere he goes, folks laugh at him, um, with him.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny 😀🐶

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  13. Hee hee! And I saw what you did there with "spotting" the Dalmatian - you clever pup, you :) Give my best to your human dad, Penny!

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    1. Hi human, Jenny,

      Amazing what you can do with a marker pen! Arf! 😀

      I shall pass on your bestest to my human dad.

      Thank you, my lovely human friend.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny 😀🐶

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  14. Gave me a good chuckle. And I'm glad your dad is feeling better.

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    1. Hi human, Robert,

      I'm so glad this gave you a good chuckle. Thanks and my human dad is almost better.

      Cheers to you, my good human friend.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny 😀🐶

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  15. Hehehe...this made me laugh :) Tell your human dad that he's silly!

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    1. Hi human, Martha,

      I will most definitely tell him he's silly. Of course, he's heard that several time before.

      Thank you, my nice, Canadian human friend.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny 😀🐶

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    1. Hi there, human-type Pickle,

      Arf arf arf! Hey oops!

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny 😀🐶

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  17. What a great way to start my Monday! Penny, you rock and so does your human Dad! Hugs! Wishing you both a lovely week!

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    1. Hi human, Vidya,

      Most thrilled this was a great way to start your Monday, my amazing human friend.

      Rock on and hugs back to you from the both of us.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny 😀🐶

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    1. Hi human, Barry,

      That's what Ginger the cat told you.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny 😀🐶

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  19. Glad you're feeling better Gary! You and Penny are quite the pair of joksters! hahaha

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    1. Hi human CraveCute aka, Diane,

      Yes indeed, he's almost feeling better and betterer! I was thinking of having my human dad as my partner in a comedy act.

      Thank you, nice human, Diane.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny 😀🐶

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  20. You and your human are so silly Penny! Glad he’s almost back up to par though. Don’t let him chase you off the keyboard too soon!

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    1. Hi human, Lisa,

      Yep but he's sillier than me 😀. He's almost back to par and he doesn't even play that weird game called golf.

      I'm staying put on the peeboard, um, keyboard.

      Thank you, my wonderful human friend.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny 😀🐶

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  21. Penny
    Here's a book recommendation for your dad. "How to Win Friends and Influence People." I think it's still in print. If it's not. walk him where there are very few people.

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    1. Hi human, Lee,

      Thanks for the book recommendation. If I can get him from staring at Alligators Overhead, I'll try and draw that book to his attention.

      I shall take him out for walks at about three in the morning. Shouldn't be too many people around at such a time.

      Thanking you, my adorable human friend, Lee.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny 😀🐶

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    2. OMG! Those guys are still overhead? Thank you so much for telling me. I'll go out right now, work some magick or stuff, and get them back to the swamp where they belong. Those little buggers. In the meantime, good luck with Gary. Do you have a leash for him? I'm thinking of returning to macrame after I finish this book and I'd be ever so happy to do something in a pastel for you. Let me know. Goodnight Sweet Penny. Good luck. I know you have a big job.

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    3. Hi human, Lee,

      Yep, they've been hanging around our local landfill site which is fairly close to the local pond. Ducks, beware! I do believe that you've successfully got them back to your lil' ol' swamp. Thanks for that.

      Gary is a lot of work. I shall attempt to give him a new leash on life, so to bark, um, speak, um, whatever.

      I like me some pastels, as in the fruity type. Thank you, my adorable human celebrity author.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny 😀🐶

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  22. Ha, that must have been some experience. Have a pawsitive week!

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    1. Hi human, Blogoratti,

      Is that your real name? Arf! 😀

      It was quite the experience. A pawsitive week and weekend to you, my nice human friend.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny 😀🐶

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  23. Ker-tish! Hahahahaha. Blokes aren't all that easy to train mind you Penny. Have a pawsitive week with your fab human Gary X

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    1. Hi human, Michelle,

      Blokes can be such silly jokes. Training them takes patience.

      May you and all your loved ones have a pawsitive rest of your week, my lovely human friend, Michelle.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny 😀🐶

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  24. HAHAHA!!!! I needed that laugh.

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    1. Hi human Chrys,

      I'm glad you could have a laugh. Thank you, my amazing human friend.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny 😀🐶

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  25. The streets of your town are no longer safe for grumpies - good! And very funny ;-) Have a wonderful week!

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    1. Hi human, Diedre,

      The streets of this town are virtually grump-free! Delighted you considered this pawst funny.

      And a wonderful rest of your week and weekend, my nice human friend.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny 😀🐶

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  26. Ah, Penny, good to hear from you. Yes, your human papa has quite a way with words. I'm sure the lady was gracious and kind and said something in retort that was equally inspiring. She sounds like an incredible woman, able to teach her boyfriend such cool tricks. Poor boyfriend, but what the heck, probably keeps him out of trouble. I certain hope you're not doing any tricks. It's a scary world flipping through the air. Plant all four feet firmly on the ground; that's my motto. Have a lovely weekend, Penny. Thank you for taking Gary for a walk.

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    1. Hi human, Joylene,

      And delightful to hear from you, nice human, Joylene. She had a giggle with Gary over it all. Folks know that Gary likes to have a a bit of a good-natured laugh. Most humans take his joking around in the good spirit it's intended.

      It's pawesome that the lady has been able to teach her human boyfriend some neato tricks.

      I've been know to do a few tricks. I have this neat trick of taking nice, warm, clean laundry and turn into my very own cosy bed.

      May you and your loved ones have a wonderful weekend, my super duper human friend, Joylene.

      Time to take Gary for another walk. Come along, Gary. Walkies!!!

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny 😀🐶

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  27. That's funny! Your human dad is a real joker!

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    1. Hi human, Sherry,

      Oh yes indeed, my human dad is quite the joker. I've tried to calm him down but with little success.

      Thank you, my nice human friend, Sherry.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny 😀🐶

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  28. Ah, Penny. Good thing you have a leash for your human dad. You never know what kinds of trouble he'd get into otherwise.

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    1. Hi human, Lynda,

      I was using one of those leashes that extends out. Trouble is, he kept wandering too far off. Must get him back on his old leash, methinks.

      Thank you, my lovely human friend, Lynda.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny 😀🐶

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