Thursday, 17 April 2014

The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! 14 To 26!

Here, have a smooch 
From this lovable pooch
No A to Zed
It fills me with dread
So mark
And hark
Here's the Alphabark!
Part number two
Just for you!
If you missed part one
Here was the Fun!
"N" is for "Noodles"
Oodles of noodles
You stick them in water
Just like you ought ta
And what have you got
One silly noodle stuck to the pot

"O" is for "Ogopogo"
Way to go, go, go
Canadian lake creature
Is what we feature
Ogopogo can kick Nessie's rear
Take that, you Loch Ness dear

"P" is for "Poodle"
Which rhymes with noodle
Doggy jumps through hoops
And you scoop its poops

"Q" is for "Query"
Hi publisher, deary

"R" is for "Rivet"
Don't you forget
The noise of a frog
Over there on a log
There you go
I toad you so

"S" is for "Sasquatch"
Go have a watch
Don't say, "Big Foot"
Or you might be kaput

"T" is for "Toadstool"
How very cool
No, not that load
Not a stool from a toad

"U" is for "Unread"
Start over, instead

"V" is for "Vacuum" 
Instead of a broom
Knowing my luck
My vacuum wont suck

 "W" is for "Weird"
Oh, how they cheered
For the Alphabark
That's having a lark
Not lark as in bird
Haven't you heard

 "X" is for "Xerox"
Photocopy your cocks
Place your butt on the screen
How very obscene

 "Y" is for "Y am I doing this?"
Am I taking the p**s?
Look below
And you will know

 "Z" is for "Zest"
My good-natured jest
I did this with Zeal
How do you feel? 

The other half done
Oh what fun
The Alphabark Challenge
My friendly revenge.
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123 comments:

  1. Anonymous17 April 2014 at 23:08

    You barked your way through the last half of the alphabet very nicely.
    Gary...are you getting close to your moving day?

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    1. klahanie18 April 2014 at 21:11

      Hi human, Delores,

      The Alphabark Challenge, part two, barking away, just for you. My fictional human, Gary, should be moving at the end of June. See you soon.

      Your friendly host at the Alphabark Challenge,

      Penny :)

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  2. Al Diaz17 April 2014 at 23:11

    Extremely well done, Penny, you talented star. We bow in respect to your poetic creativity. :)

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    1. klahanie18 April 2014 at 21:13

      Hello, my favourite dragon,

      A superstar, typing to you, from afar. Pawetry is my speciality :)

      Your friendly host at the Alphabark Challenge,

      Penny :)

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  3. Pat Hatt17 April 2014 at 23:13

    All done quick at your sea. I say bigfoot with glee. Not so scary

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    1. Blue Grumpster18 April 2014 at 01:34

      But hairy.

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    2. klahanie18 April 2014 at 21:16

      Ah Pat in the Hatt,

      Not at sea, don't you see. We are on land, aint that grand. You say Sasquatch because you are a Canadian watch.

      As for you, Blue,

      Hairy and airy and you must be wary :)

      Your friendly host at the Alphabark Challenge,

      Penny :)

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    3. Blue Grumpster21 April 2014 at 09:02

      Wary I shall be. 'Tis the only way.

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    4. klahanie21 April 2014 at 17:48

      Human Blue

      Watch out for the quite contrary, wary canary. Screech and squawk!

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny, the friendly host of the Alphabark Challenge! :)

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    5. Blue Grumpster22 April 2014 at 20:00

      Comments switched off again eh? I just wanted to tell you that HEY! Sorry I had to duck on account of some wary canary trying to land on my blue head. I just wanted to tell you WHAT THE! Did you train that screeching squawking canary hawk. Well, I'll finish that sentence next DUCK! ... time.

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    6. klahanie22 April 2014 at 21:45

      Ah, Mr. Blue Pants n'stuff,

      Penny is having a diva dog nap. This means that I shall reply on her behalf. Comments switched off on the next post so all those gosh darn alphabet maniacs could catch up commenting to other alphabet maniacs.

      The canary hawk
      A bit or dork
      That can talk
      And walk
      Duck and dive
      Mr. Blue jive.

      Positive wishes,

      Gary, the sort of friendly co-host of the Alphabark Challenge! :)

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  4. Alex J. Cavanaugh17 April 2014 at 23:19

    Penny, you rock!
    Now, have you ever seen Ogopogo or Sasquatch? And what would you do if you caught them?

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    1. klahanie18 April 2014 at 21:18

      Hi Ninja dude,

      I like to ruff n' rock.

      My human has seen Ogopogo at Okanagan Lake in BC. As for a Sasquatch, I just have to look at Gary. I catch Gary at get him to prepare me the bestest meals. I would go and swim with Ogopogo.
      Your friendly host at the Alphabark Challenge,

      Penny :)

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  5. Susan Kane17 April 2014 at 23:21

    If only all the bloggers could zoom through like you have...oh, well.

    Are you moving soon? Did those neighbors disappear in the middle of the night, one hopes?

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    1. klahanie18 April 2014 at 21:21

      Hi human, Susan,

      I did zoom with lots of room. You could have always joined my Alphabark Challenge! :)

      Gary should be moving at the end of June. Those neighbours are still there. Much quieter since my humans wouldn't be bullied.

      Your friendly host at the Alphabark Challenge,

      Penny :)

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  6. Elephant's Child17 April 2014 at 23:43

    Penny you are a star. Thank you.

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    1. klahanie18 April 2014 at 21:22

      Hi human, Sue,

      And Sue, you to. You are a superstar, typing from afar. Thank you.

      Your friendly host at the Alphabark Challenge,

      Penny :)

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  7. Joylene Nowell Butler17 April 2014 at 23:44

    You are so precious, Penny! Ooh, stay away from the Sasquatch. I hear he eats puppies for lunch, the fiend!

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    1. klahanie18 April 2014 at 21:24

      Hi human, Joylene,

      Thank you and you are a precious human, eh. The Sasquatch is my friend and that fine creature assures me he only eats kittens for lunch!

      Your friendly host at the Alphabark Challenge,

      Penny :)

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  8. Unknown18 April 2014 at 00:06

    Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar,
    you truly are a talented pup! I didn't even want to attempt the A-Z...The Alphabark Challenge is the best.

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    1. klahanie18 April 2014 at 21:27

      Hi human, DAVID,

      A talented dawg who is all agog. The A to Z is so last year. Welcome to the Alphabark Challenge, my friendly revenge! :)

      Your friendly host at the Alphabark Challenge,

      Penny :)

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  9. Robin18 April 2014 at 00:11

    That Penny is quite a writer. Only dogs can write about poop with any sort of familiarity and knowledge. Bravo Penny, bravo!

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    1. klahanie18 April 2014 at 21:28

      Hi human, Robin,

      Penny the pooper. Quite the trooper. I just love poo, how do you do. Bravo, human, bravo and away we go....

      Your friendly host at the Alphabark Challenge,

      Penny :)

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  10. Patricia Stoltey18 April 2014 at 00:59

    At this point in the challenge, I envy your fun rebellion. Your non-challenge posts are more fun than a whole series of funny cat videos....oops, sorry, I mean funny pup videos.

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    1. klahanie18 April 2014 at 21:45

      Hi human, Patricia,

      A fun alternative which I hope has given some light-hearted humour to those who are involved or not involved in the amazing alphabet challenge. Funny pup videos, oh year and arf! :)

      Your friendly host at the Alphabark Challenge,

      Penny :)

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  11. Blue Grumpster18 April 2014 at 01:33

    ...And what have you got One silly noodle stuck to the pot HAHAHAHA! I love dog humor. It's my thing. It makes me bark a doggy haha thingie. You know. Now, let's read on. I have never been toad before. It feels different. No, not that load
    Not a stool from a toad     BARK HAHA BARK BARK!

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    1. klahanie18 April 2014 at 21:49

      Hi human, Blue Type Dumpster n'stuff,

      Arf and woof! Go scrape the pot and see what you've got. Not a lot from the pot, say what. Just one noodle that's shaped like a poodle. I toad you so. Not mushroom for improvement in you comment. AHA and ARF and WOOF!!

      Your friendly host at the Alphabark Challenge,

      Penny :)

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    2. Blue Grumpster21 April 2014 at 09:04

      Seems to me I had a milkshake too many. But I was laughing my blue buttocks off. That should count for something, right? I see my attempt at speaking dog struck a chord.

      Happy Post Easter Sunday Monday

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    3. klahanie21 April 2014 at 17:46

      A creamy smooth shake
      Is what you take
      Blue buttocks galore
      To even the score
      Count on your butt
      To get out of a rut
      You speaking in dog
      Like eating a log

      Happy pawst Easter Monday evening and time zones n'stuff and ruff.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny, the friendly host of the Alphabark Challenge! :)

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  12. Jo18 April 2014 at 02:27

    Now I had a poodle
    Just rhyming with noodle
    Just wish I had time
    To compete with your rhyme.
    But it's late at night
    And I think that I might
    Get it into my head
    To go straight to bed.

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    1. klahanie18 April 2014 at 22:00

      Hi human, Jo,

      Oodles of poodles
      Dreaming of noodles
      Raining cats and dogs
      Landing on blogs
      Take your time
      Continue some rhyme
      After you sleep
      Your thoughts you keep
      About the Alphabark Challenge
      The friendly revenge.

      Your friendly host at the Alphabark Challenge,

      Penny :)

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  13. Tina18 April 2014 at 02:50

    Thank you Gary and Penny for your tireless behind the scenes promotion of something that irritates the crap out of you. Truly classy, my dear friend.
    Tina @ Life is Good

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    1. klahanie18 April 2014 at 22:03

      Hi human, Tina,

      Pawmotion for you. This be true. A to Zed? It's all in your head. I know you guys at the A to Zee will make note of me. Seems only fair, way over there.

      Thank you dear friend, you are a good natured soul.

      Your friendly host at the Alphabark Challenge,

      Penny :)

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  14. Bish Denham18 April 2014 at 03:49

    Oh my, Penny! You toad us thing or two didn't you!

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    1. klahanie18 April 2014 at 22:07

      Hi human, Bish,

      I toad you so. You certainly know. On the toad, again.....

      Your friendly host at the Alphabark Challenge,

      Penny :)

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  15. Michael Di Gesu18 April 2014 at 04:52

    WOOFERS to you Penny.... You are the DOG! Make sure Gary, your human, gives you a special treat!

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    1. klahanie18 April 2014 at 22:09

      Hi human, Michael,

      I am the DAWG, y'all, having a ball. I am going to give my pretend human, Gary, a special treat, aint that neat :)

      Your friendly host at the Alphabark Challenge,

      Penny :)

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  16. bazza18 April 2014 at 05:03

    A wonderful selection of doggerel verse! (Vell it couldn't be much verse!) :-)
    CLICK HERE for Bazza’s fabulous Blog ‘To Discover Ice’

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    1. klahanie18 April 2014 at 22:11

      Hello human, Barry,

      Have you turned into a German Shepherd? Or is that absurd?

      Your friendly host at the Alphabark Challenge,

      Penny :)

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  17. River18 April 2014 at 06:37

    Well done Gary and Penny. A to Z with Zeal! I like it.

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    1. klahanie18 April 2014 at 22:12

      Hi human, River,

      Arf to Zeal, is what I reveal :)

      Your friendly host at the Alphabark Challenge,

      Penny :)

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  18. Anonymous18 April 2014 at 07:47

    Great post Gary and Penny, well done a pleasure to read.
    Yvonne.

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    1. klahanie18 April 2014 at 22:14

      Hi human, Yvonne,

      Thank you for that, the Alphabark Challenge is where it's at :)

      Your friendly host at the Alphabark Challenge,

      Penny :)

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  19. Old Kitty18 April 2014 at 10:56

    Oh Penny! You and Gary!
    Are perfect poetically!
    That's why we love y'all!
    And hope this Easter
    Y'all have a ball!

    Ahem!! :-) Have a lovely Easter weekend! Take care
    x

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    1. klahanie18 April 2014 at 22:27

      Hi Old Kitty,

      Old Kitty
      Thank you for your ditty
      Pawfect pawetry
      It's great to see
      Love y'all
      Have a ball
      Kitties galore
      To even the score
      A lovely Easter weekend, my Old Kitty friend.


      Your friendly host at the Alphabark Challenge,

      Penny :)

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  20. Rob Z Tobor18 April 2014 at 11:05

    Strangely this has a rather familiar sort of feel to a certain rather brilliant A to Z participants A to Z Alphavark Challenge.

    Well done both . . . . . But you have beat me to Z..... DAMN

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    1. klahanie18 April 2014 at 22:30

      Hi Mr. R.,

      Your Alphavark gist
      Should not be missed
      I wish more
      For sure
      Would visit you
      This be true

      All the way to Zed and time for bed :)


      Your friendly host at the Alphabark Challenge,

      Penny :)

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  21. L. Diane Wolfe18 April 2014 at 11:41

    Hate it when the vacuum doesn't suck! LOL Wonderful job, Penny.

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    1. klahanie18 April 2014 at 22:32

      Hi human, Diane,

      The vacuum doesn't suck
      Just your luck
      LOL, I can tell.

      Thank you, Diane.
      From a loyal fan.

      Your friendly host at the Alphabark Challenge,

      Penny :)

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  22. River Fairchild18 April 2014 at 13:44

    My poodle thanks you for mentioning her breed,
    She often says Penny does a good deed,
    I must go before the rhyming sticks,
    Where in my head it can make me sick.
    'Tis brilliant how you've turned twenty-six into two,
    I'd do the same but we can't all be you.
    So have it your way, you wonderful hound,
    I'll be in my corner, while punch is around.

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    1. klahanie18 April 2014 at 22:36

      Hi River Fairchild,

      Glad to make note of your poodle dog
      A poodle dog that's all agog
      A good deed
      To a poodle in need
      I have some rhyming bones
      With pawetic tones
      13 at a time
      How sublime
      I have a hunch
      About your punch

      Your friendly host at the Alphabark Challenge,

      Penny :)

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  23. Mina Burrows18 April 2014 at 14:06

    Y is the best: "Y" is for "Y am I doing this?" LOL! Classic. :)

    Hi Penny!

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    1. klahanie18 April 2014 at 22:37

      Hi human, Mina,

      Y O Y did I give it a try, I sigh and my O my.

      Hi human!

      Your friendly host at the Alphabark Challenge,

      Penny :)

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  24. Debra She Who Seeks18 April 2014 at 14:18

    Good Canadian content! Ogopogo and Sasquatch send greetings!

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    1. klahanie18 April 2014 at 22:40

      Hi human, Debra,

      Canadian all the way, eh
      What can I say
      Ogopogo is visiting Loch Ness
      I confess
      Sasquatch is now here
      We have no fear :)

      Your friendly host at the Alphabark Challenge,

      Penny :)

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  25. Rachna Chhabria18 April 2014 at 14:43

    Hi Penny, you are so creative. I love your Alphabark Challenge.

    Say hi to Gary from my side ;)

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    1. klahanie18 April 2014 at 22:47

      Hi human, Rachna,

      I hope my Challenge pawvokes emotions
      Of devotions

      I shall say hi to Gary from your side
      I shall tell him with pride.

      Your friendly host at the Alphabark Challenge,

      Penny :)

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  26. Julie Flanders18 April 2014 at 15:29

    Well done, Penny! The Alphabark rocks. I've never heard of the ogopogo but now I have to look it up. What a great word.

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    1. klahanie18 April 2014 at 22:50

      Hi human, Julie,

      The Alphabark rocks right to your socks. Ogopogo, don't you know, a Canadian lake creature, which I feature. Okanagan lake is where you go take a look at it, what a lovely fit.

      Your friendly host at the Alphabark Challenge,

      Penny :)

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  27. cleemckenzie18 April 2014 at 15:54

    I'm here. I tried to be first, but I fell asleep. I'm on the P Day in sunny California. P as in pooch, or porch or maybe peach. The alphabet has taken on a whole new meaning in my life and I'm starting to talk funny. I'll become mute Saturday when its Q's day. I know very few Q words.

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    1. klahanie18 April 2014 at 22:53

      Hi human, Lee, yes, that Lee,

      And right on Q, I hear from you. So you have time for a P, O I C or maybe not. "Q" is for "Quotidian" it all fits in. See you at "P" hee hee.....

      Your friendly host at the Alphabark Challenge,

      Penny :)

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  28. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com18 April 2014 at 18:25

    Oh Penny, dear Penny,
    Your alphabark run
    Is silly and quirky and
    Way too much fun
    I love the I "toad you"
    and how you play with verse
    One good thing about the Challenge:
    It inspired your verse.

    Hugs to you and your human.
    xoRobyn

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    1. klahanie18 April 2014 at 23:18

      Hi Robyn,

      Oh Robyn, dear Robyn
      Your rhyming no sin
      The Alphabark
      Left its mark
      With loads of snark
      I toad you so
      Don't you know
      A bit of a croak
      In some sort of joke
      Your verse
      Aint no curse
      The Challenge
      A friendly revenge

      Hugs to you,
      From the friend of Scooby-Doo.

      Pawstive wishes,

      Penny the cordial host of the Alphabark Challenge! :)



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  29. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com18 April 2014 at 18:32

    I'm seeing, dear Penny
    That I rhymed "verse" with "verse."
    How creative is that? Could it get much worse?
    I could've rhymed "turd" with "turd"
    Or "word" with "word" I suppose
    A rhyme for each word has arose (or arisen. Whatever).
    It's like taking a selfie of myself and I see
    That the photo is myself and the photographer me.
    And I applaud the photographer and add a frame to my face
    Then I end where I started
    In a nonsensical place.

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    1. klahanie18 April 2014 at 23:21

      Ah Robyn, part two
      Good for you
      Turds a great word
      So I've heard
      A selfie?
      What do you see?
      I thought a selfie was playing with yourself
      I'll put that thought on the shelf.
      Back to the end
      My dear human friend.

      Pawstive wishes,

      Penny the cordial host of the Alphabark Challenge! :)

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    2. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com19 April 2014 at 19:23

      Yes, dear Penny,
      A selfie is that too
      Dogs can do that in public
      Without a care. This is true.
      But folks like me do it in private
      and take photos of it too
      Then we share it on facebook
      Cuz it's "trendy" - who knew?

      Love to Gary and you. xo

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    3. klahanie19 April 2014 at 22:47

      Yes, dear Robyn,
      A selfie of you
      I do it in pawblic
      Give myself a lick
      All is out there
      Without a care
      Photos on farcebook
      Must have a look

      Doggy hugs to you
      And Scooby-Doo

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny, the friendly host of the Alphabark Challenge! :) x

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  30. JoJo18 April 2014 at 18:38

    Ogopogo!!!!!! Lake Okanogan!

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    1. klahanie18 April 2014 at 21:31

      Hi human, JoJo,

      Ogopogo, what do you know. Okanagan Lake, is where I take, my human Gary, how very scary.

      Your friendly host at the Alphabark Challenge,

      Penny :)

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  31. Anonymous18 April 2014 at 22:43

    And 'M' is for 'Mad!'

    You're just like your dad! Fun post :)

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    1. klahanie18 April 2014 at 23:11

      Gidday human, Wendy,

      And "W" is for "Wonderful Wendy!"

      My dad is bad and mad and a bit of lad. Thanks for liking my pawst! Arf!

      Pawstive wishes,

      Penny the cordial host of the Alphabark Challenge! :)

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    2. Anonymous19 April 2014 at 20:18

      Yep, definitely mad!

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    3. klahanie19 April 2014 at 22:44

      Gidday again, human, Wendy,

      You're glad I'm mad. At least we don't have to bother with "Blue", how very true! :)

      Happy Easter down under.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny, the friendly host of the Alphabark Challenge! :)

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  32. Jemi Fraser18 April 2014 at 23:18

    Penny you never fail to make me smile! Love your Alphabark! :)

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    1. klahanie18 April 2014 at 23:27

      Hi human, Jemi,

      How's it goin', eh! A smile for you. The Alphabark has made its mark.

      Happy Easter, my human friend.

      Pawstive wishes,

      Penny the cordial host of the Alphabark Challenge! :)

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  33. Unknown19 April 2014 at 00:22

    This was too cute
    You can't refute
    How everything rhymed
    Each and ever time
    You sped through it all
    No chance of a fall
    In true jack russel form
    Laughter kept me warm.

    Jamie Dement (LadyJai)
    Http://caringforaveteran.wordpress.com
    Http://writebackwards.we3dements.com

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    1. klahanie19 April 2014 at 22:52

      Hi Lady Jai
      You came to play
      We try to rhyme
      Sometimes sublime
      Got it out of the way
      What can I say
      A Jack Russell dog
      All agog
      Glad you could laugh
      Instead of barf.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny, the friendly host of the Alphabark Challenge! :)

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  34. Angela Brown19 April 2014 at 00:40

    You are so alphabark-tastic. I appawd - erm - applaud you :-)

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    1. klahanie19 April 2014 at 22:54

      Hi human, Angela,

      Thank you, dear friend
      My Alphabark doth end
      Apaws to you
      How very true.

      Have a nice Easter, my human friend.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny, the friendly host of the Alphabark Challenge! :)

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  35. Anonymous19 April 2014 at 00:50

    Fantastic job in the Alphabark Challenge. woof woof

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    1. klahanie19 April 2014 at 22:56

      Hi human, Medeia,

      Thank you for that
      It where it's at
      Woof, woof indeed
      With very quick speed

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny, the friendly host of the Alphabark Challenge! :)

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  36. Anonymous19 April 2014 at 02:47

    Way to go, Penny, the canine Dr. Seuss
    Now that you're done, it's time to cut loose
    Swing by the mountains for a magical tour
    With Lucy, Biltmore's border collie, who knows the score
    Her human will join you, when she's free
    She''ll be the one drinking from A to Z!

    Fond Easter Wishes with Chocolate Eggs & Kisses!

    WriterlySam
    Echoes of Olympus
    A to Z #TeamDamyanti

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    1. klahanie19 April 2014 at 22:59

      Hi human, Samantha,

      Dogtor Seuss
      And Mother Goose
      Your magical tour
      Delights galore
      Lucy, hello
      Over at your show
      There I did go
      Don't you know
      The A to Zee
      Hee hee!

      Happy Easter to y'all
      Have a ball.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny, the friendly host of the Alphabark Challenge! :)

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  37. Starting Over, Accepting Changes - Maybe19 April 2014 at 03:09

    Well done, Penny, and you got it all done in just two posts.

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    1. klahanie19 April 2014 at 23:01

      Hi human, Arleen,

      Two pawsts and over
      Time to play with Rover.

      Have a nice Easter, my human friend.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny, the friendly host of the Alphabark Challenge! :)

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  38. Lynda Dietz19 April 2014 at 05:20

    You're just so doggoned creative! I'm envious that you're done and I still have days and days to go. I wish I could come up with a great rhyme, but you've done so well I don't even want to compete.

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    1. klahanie19 April 2014 at 23:05

      Hi human, Lynda,

      Doggone indeed. And I wont rhyme, this time. You have days and days of daze in the alphabet craze. Have fun and I must run....

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny, the friendly host of the Alphabark Challenge! :)

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  39. Hilary Melton-Butcher19 April 2014 at 09:18

    Hi Penny - well I'm very late, but your Master will cope won't he! ... wonderful idea to do the Alphabark - very creative and you've encouraged lots of bloggers to do the same?!

    And if you keep going like this we might have another Challenge in 2015 with the Z-A Alphabark Challenge .. sure hope you've got the wee folks on your side to help you next year?!

    Happy Easter and many good thoughts for the days ahead .. Hilary

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    1. klahanie21 April 2014 at 17:03

      Hi human, Hilary,

      And I even later in replying. Oops and arf! Lots of bloggers will be doing the same. I need a few more co-hosts for next year's Alphabark Challenge.

      The wee folks have agreed to be co-hosts next year. We hope you come and join us. So much easier and a lot less stressful, my kind human.

      Hope you had a lovely Easter, dear Hilary.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny, the friendly host of the Alphabark Challenge! :)

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  40. Anonymous19 April 2014 at 15:47

    I had fun
    at your alphabet run
    I'm grateful for my hubby
    cause he cleans after our puppies
    so I don't have smell all the poo
    over at our zoo
    cause with three dogs
    there are lots of logs!

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    1. klahanie21 April 2014 at 17:06

      Hi human, Elsie,

      Glad you had fun
      At the Alphabark run
      Your hubby be good
      Just like he should
      No puppy poo
      For you
      Puppies' log
      I'm in a fog
      Fartdate 2014
      I'm having a dream...

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny, the friendly host of the Alphabark Challenge! :)

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  41. Cat and DOG Chat With Caren19 April 2014 at 18:28

    Classic but hell no I won't start over and read them all lol

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    1. klahanie19 April 2014 at 22:42

      Hi human, Caren,

      You should read them all. Have a ball. Starting over, just like Rover and a four-leafed clover. Happy Easter to you, that's certainly true.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny, the friendly host of the Alphabark Challenge! :)

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  42. Susan Gourley/Kelley19 April 2014 at 19:24

    How delightful to visit an entire mess of letters all together. It was an enjoyable paws.

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    1. klahanie19 April 2014 at 22:40

      Hi human, Susan,

      I almost got my metters lixed. Then I got the whole thing fixed. Thanks for the paws to you and yours.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny, the friendly host of the Alphabark Challenge! :)

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  43. J.L. Campbell19 April 2014 at 20:21

    Lucky you, you're done with the Challenge and in short order too.

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  44. klahanie19 April 2014 at 20:25

    Hi human, J.L,,

    What Challenge? I'm not involved and never would be involved with that silly A to Z. This is our alternative and a lot less stressful. Thank you, my human friend.

    Pawsitive wishes,

    Penny, the friendly host of the Alphabark Challenge! :)

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  45. Brandon Ax19 April 2014 at 23:11

    Awesome stuff now I have to go check out the first part.

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    1. klahanie21 April 2014 at 17:11

      Hi human, Brandon,

      Glad you like my pawesome stuff
      Makes me ruff
      Hope you had fun
      With part one

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny, the friendly host of the Alphabark Challenge! :)

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  46. DMS20 April 2014 at 04:20

    Your alternate A-Z (The Alphabark Challenge) keeps me laughing. So fun to read the rest of the A-Z poem. Your mind works in humorous ways.
    ~Jess

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    1. klahanie21 April 2014 at 17:13

      Hi human, Jess,

      The Alphabark Challenge
      Sweet revenge
      The A to Zed
      Is all in their head
      Funny ways
      And doggy daze....

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny, the friendly host of the Alphabark Challenge! :)

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  47. Empty Nest Insider20 April 2014 at 08:10

    Precious Penny the Internet star
    Your Alphabark Challenge
    Has gone way too far

    No xeroxing private parts
    We know you're a nice gal
    Not some tawdry tart

    I know this isn't your fault, Gary. She's just going through a rebellious period.

    Julie

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    1. klahanie21 April 2014 at 17:16

      Hi human, Julie,

      Internet superstar
      Aha
      The Alphabark Challenge
      Complete revenge
      Not gone too far
      At this bar
      You love to photocopy
      It's plain to see
      A tart is a cake
      Something to bake

      I'm a rebel to the end, my human friend.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny, the friendly host of the Alphabark Challenge! :)

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  48. Shannon Lawrence21 April 2014 at 00:10

    Ogopogo does have the best lake monster name. Did you know there's one named Champ and one named Chessie (my personal favorite, because I learned about her on a ship in the middle of the Chesapeake Bay, where she lives)?

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    1. klahanie21 April 2014 at 17:18

      Hi human, Shannon,

      Ogopogo
      Don't you know
      I know of Champ
      Totally camp
      I know of Chessie
      A friend of Nessie

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny, the friendly host of the Alphabark Challenge! :)

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  49. Lisa21 April 2014 at 00:25

    You've surpassed yourself this time Penny and Gary!!! LOVE it, over here the frogs say ribit... must be an American thing... LOL!

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    1. klahanie21 April 2014 at 17:21

      Hi human, Lisa,

      Why thank you for that
      I'm where it's at
      A frog croaking ribit y'all
      An American ball

      LOL
      I can tell

      Bonjour to you
      This is true.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny, the friendly host of the Alphabark Challenge! :)

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  50. Michelle Wallace21 April 2014 at 14:14

    This is toooooo good!
    Well done Penny!
    Ogopogo has a lovely ring to it... I could whip up a nice Seussical rhyme with this word... not now though... the A to Z has "fried" my brain...
    Your Alphabark version is quite smart... you the DAWG!

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    1. klahanie21 April 2014 at 17:24

      Hi human, Michelle,

      Way tooooo good
      You knew it would
      Be better than the A to Zee
      Let's set you free
      Ogopogo
      Swimming slow
      To and fro
      Way to go
      Your brain if fried
      Too much you tried

      Your are the princess of glib
      I do not fib.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny, the friendly host of the Alphabark Challenge! :)

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  51. Crystal Collier21 April 2014 at 17:31

    Awesome. I'm an especial fan of "W," because weirdness makes the world go round! Or at least my world. Ooh! That also starts with "w." Weird! ;)

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    1. klahanie21 April 2014 at 17:41

      Hi human, Crystal,

      The world wide web of weird
      Is where you steered.

      Pawesome fur sure
      On this crazy tour

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny, the friendly host of the Alphabark Challenge! :)

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  52. Maurice Mitchell21 April 2014 at 18:28

    Hi publisher Dearie made me bust out laughing. LOL

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    1. klahanie21 April 2014 at 21:58

      Hi human, Maurice,

      Of course, in my case, it would be "Pawblisher", Deary :)

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the friendly host of the Alphabark Challenge! :)

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  53. Arlee Bird22 April 2014 at 04:03

    Glad to see Ogopogo get the o-ttention. I used to go up to that region around Kelowna and Penticton every year when I was on the road with the theater tour. That was always one of the highlights of the year. Love the Okanagan Valley region.

    Lee
    Wrote By Rote

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    1. klahanie22 April 2014 at 23:57

      Hi Mr. Alphabet,

      O yes, I know all about you being up in the Okanagan. Those parades in your honour are O so legendary. Seriously, good sir, it really is an amazing part of Canada. The geography takes a lot of folks by surprise.

      Thank you, Lee.

      Positive wishes,

      Gary, the sort of friendly co-host of the Alphabark Challenge! :)

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  54. Mark Koopmans22 April 2014 at 06:48

    Dude, it's me

    (stands with hands on hips... waiting for the ManHug :)

    (OOMMPPHH!!!)

    Okay, calm down.... Jeez, Gabe, you know I'd never forget you :)

    Anyway... listen, I want to make you a public apology... I would have done it above, but you switched off comments... nice touch ...I may try that to appease my non-returning-of-comments guilt :)

    Where was I... Oh yes, so I wanted to say that I am SO sorry for not dropping by in forever... I know you know why (I suck, people) but I am soooo appreciative of YOU, Sir Gazza, and Penny, too, and your friendship is worth much more than two bob, a thruppence or even a ha'penny bit :)

    (All coins I'm sure a man of your longitude enjoyed spending as a nipper :)

    Cheers, mate and long may your sail be full of wind (as your esophagus is now :)

    Love you like a bruddah from anudah muddah :)

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    1. klahanie23 April 2014 at 00:03

      Greetings and hallucinations, good Sir Mazza,

      Ah yes, the next posting after this posting has the comments switched off so those obsessed with the alphabet could get on with trying to have some brief, relaxing moments at this ever so shy and modest site :) Then again, switching off comments is kinda neat n'stuff.

      Dude, you need never worry about dropping in here and commenting. I sense your aura and the smell of a smoking grass skirt. It's all good and Penny thinks you are very nice for a human.

      My sails are full of wind-breaking news. Set sails and fart away, mestinks, um, methinks.....

      Virtual man hug is winging its way over to ya, bruddah!

      Positive wishes,

      Gary, the sort of friendly co-host of the Alphabark Challenge! :)

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  55. Patricia JL22 April 2014 at 20:27

    Too cute. I love your alphabark challenge.

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    1. klahanie23 April 2014 at 00:05

      Hi Patricia,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar will be thrilled you loved her Alphabark Challenge :) Thank you for that, Patricia.

      Positive wishes,

      Gary, the sort of friendly co-host of the Alphabark Challenge! :)

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  56. Julia Hones23 April 2014 at 19:50

    B is for break. I needed a break and now I'm back to comment!

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    1. klahanie23 April 2014 at 22:05

      Hi Julia,

      B is for Bless you. Very kind of you to Backtrack :)

      Penny's fictional human,

      Gary

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  57. Julia Hones23 April 2014 at 19:51

    C is for catch... I'm trying to catch up!

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    1. klahanie23 April 2014 at 22:07

      C is for Cool. Thanks for trying to catch up. Isn't that some sort of tomato sauce? Ignore me.

      Penny's pretend character,

      Gary

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