"Z - Y - X - W - V - U - T
S - R - Q - P - O - N - M - L - K
J - I - H - G - F and E
D - C - B and A
Now I know my Z - Y - X's
Wont you sing this song of perplexes......"
"Gary! Wake up, human!" "Huh! What happened, Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar?" "Gary, you were dreaming about the alphabet, but you were mumbling it backwards!"
"Oh yeah, now I remember, Penny......I dreamt I was in alphabet hell!"The Alphabet Store." in Leek, Staffordshire. In the store were a bunch of bloggers frantically searching for ideas for the "A to Z Challenge" that starts on April Fool's Day. Suddenly, the group of bloggers noted me, Penny. Like a frenzied mob, they started chucking letters of the alphabet at me. Somebody yelled, "Take that, A!" I got buzzed by a bee, I mean "B". I didn't see the "C" which conked me on the cranium. I dodged the letter "D". By the end of the alphabet onslaught, I managed to catch a few Zeds or Zees....."
"I thought the dream had ended, Penny. Then I drifted into the land of "O". O no, I thought! At least we've got the alphabet dream down to just one letter. Uh oh, SpaghettiOs!"
"Penny! Then the dream got much worse..."
Even though my human and I would never um dream of doing the A to Z Challenge, just to be ironic, here is the link for you if you're contemplating joining the challenge, Blogging from A to Z Challenge (April 2014)
My human, Gary, has gone back to sleep. Probably catching a few more Zeds or Zees......