Greetings, yes it me, Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar! I can hardly believe what's happening in Britain. Are the North American humans taking over?
For instance, look at the chap in the above photo. It seems he's waiting for an alien spacecraft to land. Maybe it flew him over to Britain. Yes, I've found out that Mark Carney, from Canada, is now the Governor of the Bank of England. I know my human made mention of this before and I've decided to see how he's doing.
Mr. Carney is going to try and get the British economy stimulated. Along with the opening of thousands upon thousands of Tim Hortons restaurants in the UK, he's apparently going to bring in the "feel good factor" by having National Hockey League games broadcast live on British television. Then British folks can get real excited and say things such as, "I turned on the telly to watch a fight and an ice hockey game broke out..."
It's also rumoured that Mark will be introducing "The Loonie" to Britain. No, not Stephen Harper, the Prime Minister of Canada. Yes, as in the Canadian one dollar coin with a "Loon" on it. Mark's philosophy, "Just say lots of 'ehs' everyday!"
David says to Jim, "I'm a big fan of your music and that stuff you did with Kenny Loggins was heavy rock, dude!" Jim responds, "I'm not that Jim Messina! The number of folks I've had to explain that to! Anyhow, Mr. Cameron, we need a strategy to get you elected again. How about something like, "Y'all in this together."?" "I've already tried that, Jim." replied David. "We called it, "We're all in this together!" What I actually meant was that we'd target the poor, the vulnerable, the sick, the disabled, those with mental health issues, to pay for the mistakes of the incompetent fortunate."
"Okay, this is gonna' be tough one! You'll have to pay me even more money. Yes sir, money before morals." Jim stated. "I shall see what I can do." said David. "Oh, by the way, are you going to have a reunion with Kenny Loggins?", said the buffoon. And David, the buffoon. starts to sing, "And it's all because you mama don't dance and your daddy don't rock and roll..."