Blog hop this and blog hop that
I've even heard of a rhyming cat
Blogfests are all over the place
Gather followers in cyberspace
A blog hop should be for a bunny
So many of them it just aint funny
A blogfest you might of guessed
Is nothing more than promoting jest.
There's some kind "Anti-Blogfest" starting to circulate out in Blogland or Blogsville, or whatever the heck it's called. The title of the anti-blogfest is the, "Anti-Blogfest Gary Fest". And hey, and yay, it even has hosts. You know you've made the big times when you have hosts involved. According to my sources, which are several, including a Jack Russell dog, a bewildered hedgehog and a collection of wee folks, this here anti-blogfest was the brainchild of "Mazza" aka Mark "Mad Maaaan" Koopmans. Have you ever noticed those obsessed with blog hops and blog fests and blog parties and alphabet challenges, use the word "brainchild" to note the blogger that started the whole kit and kaboodle? The nifty neato button above was designed by Morgan. Thank you, Morgan. Thank you all so much. As Sally Field once uttered, "I haven't had an orthodox career and I've wanted more than anything to have your respect. The first time I didn't feel it, but this time I feel it--and I can't deny the fact that you like me, right now, you like me!"
Here are the list of hosts!
"The rules are *very* simple." Rules? What?
"Create the titles of three PG-13 rated blogfests you would never join and then add a descriptive sentence or two. That's it!"
For examples to inspire you in the amazing anti-blogfest, it's probably best you go check out the links to the hosts above. If you are one of the hosts in the links above, you already know what your examples are.
Hey and thanks for the irony!
