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Gary asked me to write this blog
He seems to be in a bit of a fog
He's wanted to write
About his plight
Assessments galore
More and more
Had a face to face
At our place
Wont leave him be
The stress I see
Punish him for being ill
They seem to get a sadistic thrill
So in bed he lays
Some kind of daze
Yet beyond the haze
I know he'll see much better days.
A warning to the British regime
We have a dream
Animals will rule
That will be cool
No more corruption
Causing disruption
In the hearts of the poor
We even the score
A revolution
Evolution
We will be free
You will see
Houses of Pawliament
We will be sent
Pawliticans
On peaceful missions
Pawlitics
Without the tricks
I'm the next Paw Minister
Nothing sinister
Compassion
The fashion
Love the passion.
I will vote for you Penny . . . . And I hope things only get better Mr G I wish you well...
ReplyDeleteWOW I got here first . . . . . . .that's a first indeed . . . . . blimey
DeleteHi human, Rob,
DeleteYour vote is appreciated. Thank you, good human. My alleged human, Gary, is getting better.
And thank you for being first to comment! Good grief! :)
Penny the pawetic, pawsitive pawlitician :)
I too will vote for you Penny, Hope Gary will soon feel better , will be thinking of him.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Hi human, Yvonne,
DeleteYour vote is a great result. Thank you, dear human. Gary seems to be getting better. Your thoughts are greatly appreciated.
Penny the pawetic, pawsitive pawlitician :)
Gary, I am sad to read this. The same is happening here for me in Canada. Every time I take a step forward I feel like some government bureaucrat yanks me back. I want to be well and if THEY just let me live my life and do what I need to do I would be better quicker. THEY do not know that their interference makes it worse. They time I spend proving that I am not well could be spent on actually getting well.
ReplyDeleteHi Birdie,
DeleteMy human is very aware of the situations you endure in Canada. This makes us both very sad. You make some excellent points. The awful irony is that they make people who are sick, sicker. What you need is fairness and positive resources to help you get well. They are an evil lot.
Pawsitive, hopeful wishes,
Penny
Well there is a cat that is a mayor in alaska of some town, so now we just need to revolt against the crown
ReplyDeleteHi Pat in the Hatt,
DeleteThere is a gnome
Would did roam
To 'Gnome', Alaska
In his toy car
The gnome is mayor
Seems only fair.
Penny the pawetic, pawsitive pawlitician :)
It's not the pawpulation that's revolting...it's the pawlititicians lol. I'd vote for you Penny. Poor Gary...look after him Penny. Ask him if he needs any more Tim Hortons coffee.
ReplyDeleteHi human, Delores,
DeleteI think I'd be a pupular vote. Those human's elected are to be ejected. Thank you for the vote. I shall look after my alleged human, Gary. He has quite a bit of the Tim Hortons coffee left. Thank you for the kind thought.
Penny the pawetic, pawsitive pawlitician :)
I would vote for you in a barking second, Penny! Pawsitively adorable is what you are. I hope you're keeping the IWSG man company while he's feeling down. Go and take a bite out of the arse end of those silly pawliticians and bring them to heel.
ReplyDeleteHi River Fairchild,
DeleteI knew I could bark on your vote. I'm pawsitvely adorable. Those human politicians are deplorable. "IWSG"? I Was Seeking Greyhounds? Oops, I wasn't supposed to tell you my human likes to ride Greyhounds. Those human politicians are going to get a chomp from me. In the meantime, I shall go look after Gary.
Penny the pawetic, pawsitive pawlitician :)
I would also vote for you (despite Jazz n Jewel's disapproval). Thank you for looking after Gary for us.
ReplyDeleteHi human, Sue,
DeleteI knew you would vote for me. It a pawty of animals running the show. Jazz and Jewel are most welcome to run for election. I shall now go and look after Gary.
Penny the pawetic, pawsitive pawlitician :)
Get 'em, Penny!! You have my vote.
ReplyDeleteHi human, Alex,
DeleteI shall chase them out of the Houses of Pawliament! Thank you for your vote, or is it votes....
Penny the pawetic, pawsitive pawlitician :)
Great poem Penny! You have my vote!! Do take care of Gary for us too.
ReplyDeleteHi human, JoJo,
DeleteThank you for liking my pawem :) Thanks for your vote. Most kind. I will take care of Gary.
Penny the pawetic, pawsitive pawlitician :)
What a reassuring poem Penny. You definitely have my vote. Your Pawsitivity is very inspiring. Say hello to Gary from my family and me.
ReplyDeleteHi Munir,
DeleteMost kind and thank you for liking my pawem. Your vote is greatly appreciated. Pawsitive wishes I send to you and your loved ones. I shall say hello to Gary from you and your family. Be well, my human friend.
Penny the pawetic, pawsitive pawlitician :)
Penny, you're also a poet! It seems you wear many collars. =) Give Gary some comforting cuddles, ok? Though I know you don't need any encouraging from me to do that!
ReplyDeleteHi Leandra,
DeleteI like to dabble with a bit of pawetry :) A dog of many collars, fur sure. I shall comfort Gary by sharing my doggy breath with him :) Thank you, my dear human friend.
Penny the pawetic, pawsitive pawlitician :)
Well there never would be a cuter Paw Minister! Gary, take care of yourself.
ReplyDeleteHi Julie,
DeleteAh yes, such a cute Paw Minister I shall be. I will take good care of Gary. Have a lovely rest of your weekend, my wonderful human friend.
Penny the pawetic, pawsitive pawlitician :)
Bravo, Penny! A pawsitively grand idea of you being Paw Minister. Pass on some of my pawsitive energy to Gary.
ReplyDeleteHi human, Christine,
DeleteA pawsitive Paw Minister pawmoting peace :) I shall pass on my pawsitive energy to Gary. Thank you, dear human lady.
Penny the pawetic, pawsitive pawlitician :)
You go, Penny! Let us hope that the Parliament will paws to consider the pawsibilities that lay before them.
ReplyDeleteHi human, Susan Kane,
DeleteI shall definitely go. Time to check out the garden :) Pawsitive pawsibilities pawmoting pawesomeness.
Penny the pawetic, pawsitive pawlitician :)
Penny- You are awesome! So glad you could take over for Gary when he is under stress and such close scrutiny. I hope things will get better for him and more peaceful days will come his way. If dogs ruled the world things would be much less complicated. Best of luck to you and Gary! :)
ReplyDelete~Jess
Hi human, Jess,
DeleteAwe, thank you. Pawesome, in fact :) I don't mind taking over for Gary and this gives him a chance to unwind. Besides, whenever he can't think of anything to write about, I take over and help him. I'm sure it will get better for him. Thank you for that. We animals shall run the world with the ideals of non-judgemental, unconditional love.
Enjoy your Sunday, dear human, Jess.
Penny the pawetic, pawsitive pawlitician :)
A pawsatively wonderful idea. Penny. We might be better off if dogs ruled the world.
ReplyDeleteHi Susan,
DeleteI'm most pleased you think it's pawsitively wonderful. Dogs will rule and cats will be allowed to repawsent Catgress.
Penny the pawetic, pawsitive pawlitician :)
Penny for PM! It would be refreshing to see an honest politician...regardless of what country they're in :)
ReplyDeleteHi human, Mark,
DeletePenny the pawsitive PM! Animals in America, unite!
Penny the pawetic, pawsitive pawlitician :)
Very catchy, Penny. I love your poem. It reads like a cool rap song. I wish animals like you did rule the earth. I wrote a short story about it. People can be so cruel, and it only causes so much pain to wonderful souls like Gary. But if you ran the world, it would be a pawsitively loving place.
ReplyDeleteLove and faith to you and your human.
xoRobyn
Hi human, Robyn,
DeleteGlad you loved my pawem. Of course, I'm also Snoop Bloggy Dog :) Animals and no doubt, your short story about it, a pawerful combination. Those who would target the vulnerable of this world have no conscience. They are evil in their insecurity. Gary, thanks to loving folks like you and a loving dog like me, is going to be just fine. We shall seek out that pawsitivity for the world and make it a loving place for all.
Love and faith to you, dear human lady.
Penny the pawetic, pawsitive pawlitician :)
From Bazza’s cat Ginger:
ReplyDeleteWell Penny you couldn't do a worse job than the current bunch of over-privileged posh boys! Plus - you are a much better poet than Gary.
Meow for now.
Click here for Ginger’s owner, Bazza’s fabulous Blog ‘To Discover Ice’
Hi Ginger,
DeleteThose Bullingdon Bullies are in for a nasty surprise, Ginger. I'm sure that even you, a cat, would be a better pawet than my human, Gary.
Arf, arf and scat, cat!
Penny the pawetic, pawsitive pawlitician :)
Go Penny! Look after Gary for us, we hope things improve soon. Compassion gets my vote every time. Thanks for the pawsting on Gary's behalf.
ReplyDeleteHi human, Suzanne,
DeleteI shall go and then go in the garden! :) Thank you and I'm sure he will be back to his um normal self, real soon. Compassion is our passion. My pleasure to pawst on Gary's behalf. Thank you, dear human friend.
Penny the pawetic, pawsitive pawlitician :)
Oh Penny! I know just how Gary feels. Well, almost. My ex husband is currently going through various assessments and he just can't cope. He's been drunk as a skunk and passing out every weekend for a month now. There's nothing I can do except stay on the phone while he rambles senselessly until he drops the phone and can't find it. When I hear him clattering around looking for it, I hang up.
ReplyDeleteI hope Gary gets through this and feels better soon and more able to cope. Give him a couple of good snuggles and licks.
Hi human, River,
DeleteYou ex husband, as you will know, needs vital help. He should be treated with dignity and somebody should be able to help represent him. I can imagine how helpless you must feel.
Gary was once constantly topping up with alcohol. It took a serious, life threatening visit to the hospital to turn him around. Let's hope your husband gets some assistance and compassion.
Gary copes much better than he used to. There is hope and Gary seemed beyond hope. So, here's thoughts that your ex husband gets the help that helps him cope.
Off to snuggle up to Gary. Then drool on him....
Pawsitive wishes, your way,
Penny
I'm sorry Gary is having a rough time, Penny. It's truly disgusting how people are being hounded by the decree of that **** Ian Duncan Smith who must be one of my least favourite politicians of all time.
ReplyDeleteHi human, Jenny,
DeleteThank you for your thoughts, dear Jenny. Those nasty people in government wont leave him alone, along with so many others. IDS needs to be on trial for crimes against humanity. His ruthless policies are killing people. The world needs to know that atrocities are happening in this so-called civilized land.
In peace and pawsitivity,
Penny
Hello Penny:
ReplyDeleteWell, tell Gary to nominate you as the next Poet Laureate. At the same time, tell him to take care and make sure he looks after himself.
Hello humans, Jane and Lance,
DeleteHe will nominate me for Pawet Laureate :) He's taking it easy. I've told him not to let the uncertainty is his life get him down. Thank you, my dear human friends.
Pawsitive thoughts, your way,
Penny
Gary, I love your creative quirks.
ReplyDeleteI know Penny has much more sensitivity than those who are in power.
Passion and compassion, the best combination to do a good job.
Hugs.
Hi human, Julia,
DeleteEven quirkier, Gary is a character created by me :) We animals do have lessons to teach humans. We teach of the passion and compassion. If only those who would corrupt would learn the lesson.
In peace and pawsitivity,
Penny
I would vote for you too Penny! Take care of Gary for us, we don't like to see him in this dark fog. Sending lots of positive vibes your way, catch them all and make sure to give a bunch to Gary. :)
ReplyDeleteBonjour human, Elise,
DeleteI'm grateful you would vote for me. Pawhaps a Pawsident Poodle in France, oui, oui!! The dark fog will lift, my dear human friend. Gary is getting better because he refuses to let them destroy his spirit. I have caught your pawsitive vibes like a Frisbee of fun. Gary and I thank you for that :)
Penny the pawetic, pawsitive pawlitician :)
Penny, go give Gary a lick on the face to get him out of bed. He needs to get up and help you campaign. Go Penny go!!!
ReplyDeleteHi Robin,
DeleteBetter still, not only will I lick his face, I will breathe my doggy breath on him. That should get him out of bed, or make him pass out. Indeed, make Gary one of my human campaign managers. Go Penny go!!! Go to the garden and....
Penny the pawetic, pawsitive pawlitician :)
Sweet Penny, I'm so sorry to hear that your dear human is being given such a hard time. Stay close. And could I vote for you, I would. :)
ReplyDeleteHi human, Bish,
DeleteHe's going to be just fine, thank you. I know he takes great comfort in the support he receives from dear humans such as you. I shall go and keep him company. There might be an animal party starting where you live. Did that sound right....
Penny the pawetic, pawsitive pawlitician :)
Government gone to the dogs? Personally I'm more partial to birds.
ReplyDeleteLee
Wrote By Rote
Hi Arlee Bird,
DeleteGovernment run by animals. Sure thing, we can always have a few cuckoos in government. Not much change, then.
Penny the pawetic, pawsitive pawlitician :)
Hi Penny .. I think you should have let the Master to enter you at Crufts .. you'd be the Queen of the pack .. but I can understand the need to rest ... just look after the both of you - and perhaps you've had an invigorating walk in the first of our Spring sunshine ..
ReplyDeleteTake care .. and all will be well - but Penny in Pawliament .. that sounds like fun ... cheers Hilary
Hi human, Hilary,
DeleteI've been watching Crufts. I tried to jump into the TV screen. I'd enter Crufts but it wouldn't be fair on the rest of the dogs :)
I'm resting up and so is Gary. The spring weather is most pleasant. Even here in Leek.
Penny in the Houses of Pawliament! Hear!! Hear!!
A pawsitive Sunday, dear human.
Penny the pawetic, pawsitive pawlitician :)
Hi, Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar...
ReplyDeleteIf Animals ran the world governments I'm sure all would be purrfect..
Let Gary get lots of rest
Hi human, DAVID,
DeletePawlitical pawfection, pawhaps :)
Thank you and I shall make sure Gary gets lots of rest.
Penny the pawetic, pawsitive pawlitician :)
Animals will rule
ReplyDeleteThat will be cool*****
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS. The world would be a MUCH better place.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXX KISSES from MN.
Hi human, Kim,
DeleteA world where all are equal. How cool will that be. Animals unite to stop the human plight.
Doggy kisses, your way, xxxxx
Penny the pawetic, pawsitive pawlitician :)
Thank you Penny! What a wonderful post! Tell Gary we are thinking of him and wish you both well! ~ Diane
ReplyDeleteHi human, Diane,
DeleteAnd thank you, dear human. Your wishes for the both of us are warmly embraced.
A happy Sunday to you.
Penny the pawetic, pawsitive pawlitician :)
I thought animals were ruling the world. No, hold one, that's an insult to animals.
ReplyDeleteBig (hug)
Well pawt Penny, you have the gift when it comes to poetry, and much more it seems. I'm glad you're there with him, you must be as fine a tonic to Gary as my Lardy is and always has been to me. Come the revolution we'll be right there with you, and our votes are all yours dear. X
ReplyDeleteHi human, Michelle,
DeleteWhy thank you for liking this pawst. I like doing pawetry and now it's time for pawlitics. I'm a pawsitive tonic to what ails the old dude. Your Lardy is a loving gift and a vital part of your well being. Lardy can come join our pawlitical pawty. The revolution must be the solution to the evil deeds that feeds the greeds. Here's to your votes.
Penny the pawetic, pawsitive pawlitician :) X
You've got my vote, Penny. In fact, you have my entire family behind you! And all my friends!
ReplyDeleteHi human, Joylene,
DeleteYour vote, your family's vote and the vote of your friends, is pawfoundly welcome. That's Canada sorted out, eh!
Penny the pawetic, pawsitive pawlitician :)
Hi, my dragon friend,
ReplyDeleteThanks and may the animals of Mexico take inspiration from this. The humans of greed, of evil power, of corruption, need to be stopped. Get the fryer ready. Or perhaps, breathe on them! Time for real change.
Penny the pawetic, pawsitive pawlitician :)
Hi human, Teresa,
ReplyDeleteYou are most kind. I've never seen such evil humans running or not running the British government.
Penny the pawetic, pawsitive pawlitician :) x
Ah Penny, I wish I knew how to fix things for Gary. :(
ReplyDeleteI think animals would do a much better job of running things than any of the politicians.
Hi human, Elizabeth,
DeleteHe will be okay, dear human friend. Besides, when us animals take over, the world will be a better place. Compassion instead of corruption.
Penny the pawetic, pawsitive pawlitician :)
Penny rocks it out - as usual, the only sane voice in pawlitics.
ReplyDeleteHi human, Lexa,
DeleteI'm a rockin' and a rollin', my human friend. The dawn of a new pawlitical horizon.
Penny the pawetic, pawsitive pawlitician :)
I'll vote for you, too, Penny.
ReplyDeletePlease tell Gary that he has all my sympathy and best wishes and other good stuff and I know how awful those assessments can be and he deserves better.
Hi fairyhedgehog,
DeleteI'm heartened by your vote, thank you kindly.
Your kind message of support is truly appreciated. I shall pass on your thoughts to Gary. Indeed, this awful government is causing so much stress.
Pawsitive wishes, your way,
Penny
I hope you're taking care of Gary, Penny. And I'd vote for you - can't be any worse than the humans :-)
ReplyDeleteHi human, Annalisa,
DeleteI'm about to switch off the computer and go look after Gary, a bit more. I thank you for your vote, my dear human friend. Rest assured, I will do a much better job than those nasty humans.
Penny the pawetic, pawsitive pawlitician :)
Penny, you get so many comments and my mom just gets a few. If I was the head of the ethics committee (a job I'm made for) I'd rule that mom should have at least two more readers so she'd stop taking her anger out on me.
ReplyDeleteHi there,
DeleteIs that you, Beau? You didn't identify yourself. All I see is that ironic name, "lotta joy."
I get loads of comments and my human is jealous. Yes, let's talk about your "mum"! Tell her she can get more readers by joining in on one of those ridiculous blog hops. Not only that, she can get a hugely superficial amount of followers on her site if she interacts on blog hops. She will be so absorbed with blog hops that she wont ever again take her anger out on you.
Just curious. Did you like my pawsting?
Pawsitive wishes and doggy kisses,
Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!
Penny rocks! I'd vote for Penny any day!
ReplyDeleteHi Gossip_Grl,
ReplyDeleteYour vote pledge would be pawesome! Thank you! :)
Penny the pawetic, pawsitive pawlitician :)
Here's to the PAW Rebellion and the new Pawliament. Should we get a Penny for Pawliament hop going? Just kidding, of course.
ReplyDeleteHold on. Stay the course. Let Penny do the blogging for a while until you're back up to speed. She quite a poet.
Greeting celebrity human, Lee,
DeleteThrilled to have you hop over. Pawsitive pawer in the revolting situation to get rid of the revolting situation. A hop? For me? Arf and no thanks. Our Prime Minister is paying folks to "like" his Farcebook page. Just about sums up the idiot.
I will take over for the next while Besides, this site gets way more hits, whatever that means, when I do a pawsting. I am the pawetic pooch.
Penny the pawetic, pawsitive pawlitician :)
Make them pawse and see the evil in their ways, Penny! Viva la revolucion!
ReplyDeleteHi human, Shannon,
DeletePut them in jail, I say The revolution brings evolution.
Penny the pawetic, pawsitive pawlitician :)
How could anyone not cast a vote for Penny? She's a fearless leader, an eloquent poet, has compassion for the people, and is extremely photogenic. Oh, and I'm almost pawsitive that she's never inhaled. Take care of yourself Gary, and keep fighting the fight with your wit and charm!
ReplyDeleteJulie
Hi Julie,
DeleteExcellent points. I must use your points in my campaign speeches. A bit of doggy charisma. I'm looking after my alleged human, Gary. I'm reading your very thoughtful words to him. He thanks you very much :)
Penny the pawetic, pawsitive pawlitician :)
The girl on the left I get. The girl on the right...?
ReplyDeleteHi, human, Al?
DeleteThe girl on the right. She's sniffing my butt. You're next, you lucky human!
Penny the pawetic, pawsitive pawlitician :)
Thanks for sharing your doggie opinions about our human politics.
ReplyDeleteHi Lady Lilith,
DeleteYou're welcome. Hope you join our revolution. You could take the photos :)
Penny the pawetic, pawsitive pawlitician :)
Penny would be an excellent Pawminister!
ReplyDeleteHi human, Sherry,
DeleteThank you. I would make an excellent Pawsident!
Penny the pawetic, pawsitive pawlitician :)
I will remain pawsitive and hope that things get better for you and your human companion.
ReplyDeleteHi human, Medeia,
DeleteYour pawsitive thoughts are warmly received. We both thank you for that.
Penny the pawetic, pawsitive pawlitician :)
Pawleticians! Now that sounds like an improvement. I'll take it, thanks. ;)
ReplyDeleteHi human, Crystal,
DeletePawliticians with a never ending supply of cheese! Welcome along, my human friend.
Penny the pawetic, pawsitive pawlitician :)
The world needs Penny to be PawMinister. Too bad she can't be Prime Minister--if she could be, I'd move to Great Britain. Hope things get better for you Gary.
ReplyDeleteHi human, Eve,
DeletePaw Minister as a replacement name for our deluded and downright nasty British Prime Minister. You would have been a most welcome addition to Britain. Your thoughts for Gary are warmly embraced. Thank you, dear human friend.
Penny the pawetic, pawsitive pawlitician :)
Vote for Penny, vote for Penny. Britain needs a Paw Minister When you win, I suggest you send representatives to other parts of the world.
ReplyDeleteBeen meaning to check in with you guys for a long time. Finally got here. I'm an expat Brit by the way.
Hi human, Jo,
DeleteWhy, thank you kind human lady. I shall send some repawsentatives to many a land. The world needs compassion instead of corruption.
My human and I are both delighted that you visited. I shall come over and say hello in my best Jack Russell voice. My human is from Canada and now lives in England. A bit of a reversal to you.
Penny the pawetic, pawsitive pawlitician :)
I vote for Penny, too. :D
ReplyDeleteHugs, Gary.
(Go lick and nuzzle him, Penny. Make him feel better.)
Hi human, Melissa,
DeleteI'm grateful for your vote! :)
Thanks for the hugs to Gary. I shall lick, nuzzle and breathe on him. Lucky Gary! :)
Penny the pawetic, pawsitive pawlitician :)
I'd vote for Penny! Cute poem :) And I do hope you feel better soon!
ReplyDeleteHi Meradeth,
DeleteYour vote is most appreciated, my kind human. As for my human, he is getting better, thank you.
Penny the pawetic, pawsitive pawlitician :)
Penny please look after my friend Gary. And I do assure you that you have my vote :)
ReplyDeleteHi human, Keith,
DeleteI'm looking after him real good :) I just knew I could count on your vote. Thank, kind human sir.
Penny the pawetic, pawsitive pawlitician :)
I'm always so interested in Penny's point of view. She has a way of putting things that gives a different perspective to typically banal or testy subjects. I appreciate her sharing this one with us and, I SO love the photo!!!! Go Penny!
ReplyDeleteHi human, Lisa,
DeleteI'm glad my point of view is interesting to you, dear human lady. I do attempt to put things in a different pawspective :) Glad you love the photo! :)
Penny the pawetic, pawsitive pawlitician :)
Penny, please tell Gary I hope he feels better soon, that the situation causing him this undue stress I hope will soon be gone, freeing him to be the man we all care for and to take you on long lovely walks...
ReplyDeleteHi again, Lisa,
DeleteThat is most kind of you. He is getting better and refuses to allow the negative energy get the better of him. Soon, I shall take him for some long, lovely walks :)
Have a pawsitive weekend,
Penny :)
Penny, you do a great job of looking after your human. I hope he's better soon.
ReplyDeleteHi human, Carol,
DeleteThank you and I do my best. He seems to be getting better. That's good because he owes me loads of doggy treats :)
Penny the pawetic, pawsitive pawlitician :)
Go get 'em, Penny! If anyone could shake 'em up and set 'em straight, it'd be you. You're certainly on to something - Animals know how to do it right...and I've no doubt all my animal friends would support you!
ReplyDeletePlease take good care of our dear friend Gary!
Hi human, Donna,
ReplyDeleteWell said and I totally agree!
Penny the pawetic, pawsitive pawlitician :)
Hi human, Kim,
ReplyDeleteHow lovely to see you, dear human lady :) Your words are encouraging. Animals display the love humans could learn from. All the animals in Chicago, come on over :)
I shall look after Gary. We both hope all is well with you, dear Kim.
Penny the pawetic, pawsitive pawlitician :)