Saturday, 23 November 2013

Just For Poo And Dr. Who.

Greetings, yes it's me, Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!  My human, Gary, has been visiting some of his human friends the last couple of days.  He phoned and asked if I'd do an article while he's away.  So, after my human brother, Tristan, fed me, I dogged in, um, logged in and away we go.

I asked Gary how everything was.  He told me he was having typical chats with his friends.  In other words, they discussed bodily functions.  Amazing how the words "fart", "poop" and "poo", can turn him into a giggling wreck.  I've now realised that the word, "poo", doesn't  just make two year old humans laugh hysterically.

I suppose I shouldn't be surprised by his obsession with bodily functions.  I think the influence has come from some of your human songs I've listened to.  "To everything, turd, turd turd...." Why do turds suddenly appear, every time you are near?"  "It's only turds and turds are all I have, to take your fart away..."  "Poo are you?  Poo, poo..... poo, poo....."
Speaking of poo, Gary has watched this commercial and thought the character was a poop with a problem.. Especially when the "talking turd" states its had an accident.
Just for you
A poem of poo
Like Edgar Allan Poo
What shall I do
A pooem poohaps
Talking craps
Some pooetry
For you to see
Flatulence
To make you dance
As you prance
To what's in your pants
Gamers poopsocking
I aint mocking
Go in your stocking
It keeps you rocking
Must stay in the loop
No time to go poop
The gaming consumes
You sit in your fumes

The fiftieth year
It brings a tear
Of 'Dr. Poo'
Just for you
Exterminate
It aint too late
Go find a Dalek
What the heck
'Telepootation'
For a nation
Enter the 'Turdis'
Don't give it a miss
In a phone box
Don't poo in your socks
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101 comments:

  1. Rum-Punch Drunk23 November 2013 at 09:31

    Well, I've never seen so much Poo on a blog post before, ha ha ha.

    Bodily functions always make a good conversation piece, we seem to enjoy hearing how each person's intimate bits operate and giving each other tips on how to make things run more smoothly. Let's hope that Gary returns with a new insight into all this pooped up mess.

    Have a great play whilst Gary's away. Enjoy your weekend.

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    1. klahanie24 November 2013 at 11:53

      Hi Rum-Punch Drunk,

      Nice to see poo. How are poo, um you....

      Gary was telling me that he recommends British coffee as an excellent laxative. Whatever that means. I hope he returns as an old smoothie.

      I'm having funs while he's on the runs. A good Sunday to you.

      Penny the pooetic pooet :)

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  2. Teresa Ashby23 November 2013 at 09:58

    I don't know what Gary's going to say when he sees all this poo on his blog young Penny - probably be giggling too much to say anything. And I shall never see Dr Who in the same light again ;-) x

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    1. klahanie24 November 2013 at 11:56

      Hi Teresa,

      He should be used to poo on his blog. He writes crap and he might think it's one of his own poostings :)

      Telepootation for a nation,

      Hugs to Indy,

      Penny :) x

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  3. Hilary Melton-Butcher23 November 2013 at 10:10

    Hi Penny - I sure hope Gary is having a happy time away from you and Tristan ... sounds like he landed in a big fat pat ... but he has so much giggling with you - why does he need to go away ..

    Happy Dr Who day ... seems to be all over the place here .. cheers Hilary

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    1. klahanie24 November 2013 at 12:02

      Hi Hilary,

      Gary is away visiting some friends who just recently moved back to the local area. I know it's important that they got together and talked like silly humans.

      Dr. Who is everywhere. Help!

      A good Sunday to you.

      Penny the pooetic pooet...

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  4. Birdie23 November 2013 at 10:27

    I am supposed to be a mature adult but farting still makes me laugh.

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    1. klahanie24 November 2013 at 12:03

      Hi Birdie,

      Evidently, mature human adults have mastered the art of farting and blaming the dog for their farts :)

      Penny the pooetic pooet...

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  5. All Consuming23 November 2013 at 10:45

    Dr Poo hahahaha, very good Penny, Lardy is sat at this very moment watching an episode, lets hope she doesn't poo on the sofa eh? A lovely weekedn to you and your human Gary dear Penny xx :))

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    1. klahanie24 November 2013 at 12:13

      Hi Michelle,

      Dr. Poo is thinking of you :) Lardy will poo onto the sofa. Sofa, so good. Mind where you shit, um sit. My silly human has returned and he's giggling. Hope you and the Lardster have a lovely Sunday.

      Penny the pooetic pooet...:) xx

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  6. Unknown23 November 2013 at 11:40

    Thanks so much for your kind support with my writing, Gary, it helps a great deal. xx

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    1. klahanie24 November 2013 at 12:14

      Hi Carole,

      My human and I know it's been a time tough for you and your beloved. We are both very grateful for your magical writing.

      Hugs,

      Penny xx

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  7. Unknown23 November 2013 at 11:45

    Aren't you just the shit? This was cute, Gary. And I believe it's time to take Penny outside to do her doody.

    M.L. Swift, Writer

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    1. klahanie24 November 2013 at 12:16

      Hi Michael,

      I am the poopy puppy :) Gary has returned. I shall take him out into the garden :)

      Penny the pooetic pooet...

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  8. Alex J. Cavanaugh23 November 2013 at 11:51

    The Turdis - awesome!
    Just play a trivia game and answer every question with 'poop' and watch all the players dissolve into giggling wrecks.

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    1. klahanie24 November 2013 at 12:18

      Hi Alex,

      Watch out for a flying "Turdis". Trivial Poosuit?

      Penny the pooetic pooet...

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  9. Manzanita23 November 2013 at 12:11

    Penny
    Dogs must be in awful ruts
    When they're always sniff'n butts
    What is the greeting that they say
    I sniffed your butt, it smells OK?

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    1. klahanie24 November 2013 at 12:22

      Hi Manzanita,

      Dogs sniff the private parts
      Check the farts
      It's how we say hi
      Give it a try.

      Penny the pooetic pooet...:)

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  10. Optimistic Existentialist23 November 2013 at 12:22

    Penny I've never really understood our fascination with bodily functions either. I wonder, is it cultural? Do all cultures find humor in such things? Or is it mainly us more industrialized nations? Now I"m curious. But this is definitely not something I'm gonna research.

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    1. klahanie24 November 2013 at 12:26

      Hi Keith,

      I do wonder why the obsession seems to turn a number of humans into giggling wrecks. Us animals are obviously more cultured than humans when it comes to such things. Actually, my philosophical human friend, you are just the type to research this subject :)

      Penny the pooetic pooet...:)

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  11. JoJo23 November 2013 at 12:30

    Boys will be boys, Penny. My dad would laugh hysterically if you so much as said the word 'fart' and Russell makes sure to wave his stinkies in my direction. Thank god for matches.

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    1. klahanie24 November 2013 at 12:28

      Hi JoJo,

      Not just boys. My human was with ladies and gentleman. They were, according to Gary, just as bad as each other. Russell is obviously the kind to share. Very good of him :)

      Penny the pooetic pooet...

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  12. Anonymous23 November 2013 at 12:59

    There was a saying 'floating about' during my working days, "A fart a day keeps the boss away". We are a gross bunch are we not?

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    1. klahanie24 November 2013 at 12:32

      Hi Delores,

      Waft away. Back in the day. A fart kept you apart from the boss. The boss's loss :) You humans do make we wonder.

      Penny the pooetic pooet...

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  13. Unknown23 November 2013 at 13:15

    I'm the same way. Tell me a fart or poop joke, and I'm laughing for hours. I loved your take on songs by the The Turds - er - The Birds, Carpenters, BeeGees, and Who! Great classic poo songs. As for sitting in my fumes, nope, those are hubby's fumes. I'm louder, but he's stinkier. (What does that man eat??) Great post, Penny! :-D

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    1. klahanie24 November 2013 at 12:35

      Hi Lexa,

      Aha, another example of a giggly human :) I was going to mention the "Byrds" as the Turds, but I thought I was getting carried away. Glad you made note of it. Your musical knowledge does impress. Always blame the hubby for the fumes :)

      Penny the pooetic pooet...

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  14. Julia Hones23 November 2013 at 13:41

    Penny,
    It's good to know that Gary inspired you so much... well, the theme is a little bit arbitrary, but who cares.
    Hugs to the whole family.
    Have a peaceful fart-less weekend.

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    1. klahanie24 November 2013 at 12:38

      Hi Julia,

      Correct. The dude is an inspiration. The theme is rather disjointed. It almost read like one of his poosts :)

      Have a hugging Sunday, my human friend.

      Gary's fart's in the right place.

      Penny the pooetic pooet...:)

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  15. Annalisa Crawford23 November 2013 at 13:50

    "Don't poo in your socks" - wise words indeed Penny!

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    1. klahanie24 November 2013 at 12:44

      Hi Annalisa,

      I certainly wouldn't poo in my socks.

      Penny the pooetic pooet...:)

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  16. Jeremy [Retro]23 November 2013 at 14:06

    this post is so filled with joy... if it were an 80 year old person... proud to call you my friend and your little dog toots... great com-post. :)

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    1. klahanie24 November 2013 at 12:47

      Hi Jeremy,

      This poost is filled with something. This poost was for the young, the old and the ever so bold. Little dog toots and you fill your boots. Thank you, human.

      Penny the pooetic pooet...:)

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  17. Melissa23 November 2013 at 14:21

    You're so full of sh-- :P

    You *would* let your dog do your dirty work while you drop a few friends off at the pool. I should send my husband and twin sons by fart--I mean freight, You all would get along like a steaming pile of turds. xD

    (I'm going to regret this comment in the morning, aren't I. *blush*)

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    1. klahanie24 November 2013 at 12:51

      Hi Melissa,

      My human is full of crap.

      Send over your husband and your twin sons. Send them by fart class poost. Such a cultural exchange of fumes. It kinda brings tears to my doggy eyes.

      No regrets. Actually, you can join in the fun.

      Penny the pooetic pooet...:)

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  18. Yolanda Renée23 November 2013 at 15:01

    We've had so many family dinners that digressed into silly laughter over such matters. Three boys what choice is there.

    Thanks Penny, these type of discussions go on daily and yes, I laugh just as hard as the rest of them! Watching Dr. Poo and the Turdis today?
    Tell Gary hi!
    Patches sends her best!

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    1. klahanie24 November 2013 at 13:01

      Hi Yolanda,

      My human has told me that ladies are just as bad over laughing about such things :) I had a hunch you'd be giggling away during such chats at the family dinners.

      I watched Dr. Poo and the Turdis. Quite the um moving experience.

      Gary is giggling but I passed on your greetings :)

      Hey Pennsylvania Patches!

      Penny the pooetic pooet...:)

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  19. Debra She Who Seeks23 November 2013 at 15:07

    Turdis . . . *groan* . . . oh dear, that sounds like I'm straining, doesn't it?

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    1. klahanie24 November 2013 at 13:03

      Hi Debra,

      It seems you were flushed with excitement. Probably getting ready for the Grey Cup :)

      Penny the pooetic pooet...:)

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  20. KimT23 November 2013 at 16:14

    Hey thanks, Penny, for the poetic scoop on the Dr - now I know what all the crap's about!

    You're quite the writer, dear friend...keep that keyboard warm til Gary returns. Perhaps he'll be pooped from his travels and need some rest.

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    1. klahanie24 November 2013 at 13:07

      Hi Kim,

      No problem with the scoop on the poop. Dr. Poo is moving a lot of humans.

      I shall keep the peeboard, sorry, keyboard buzzing. He has returned and he was indeed rather pooped out from discussing poop :)

      Penny the pooetic pooet...:)

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  21. Susan Kane23 November 2013 at 17:47

    Men, boys! What can I say?

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    1. klahanie24 November 2013 at 13:13

      Hi Susan,

      Ladies, girls! What can I say? :)

      Penny the pooetic pooet...:)

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  22. Robin23 November 2013 at 18:28

    Back when I first started this blogging experience I, like everyone else probably, had a terrible time finding blogs I actually wanted to read. Using Blogger's random visitation method I read more blogs about kids and their pooping habits than I thought possible. After I finally found some things I wanted to read, I figured out the best way to new material is to read what my friends are reading... and so on and so forth.

    I was thrilled to never read about poo again... until today.

    At least yours was funny and not an actual toddler poop mishap.

    Let me call you sweetheart, I'm in love with poo, Let me hear you whisper that you love my poo, Keep the love light glowing in your pants so poo, Let me call you sweetheart, I'm in love with poo!

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    1. klahanie24 November 2013 at 13:29

      Hi Robin,

      My human or I never had much of a problem finding blogs we wanted to read. That would be because we first started out in what was named a blogging "library" where we interacted and shared our mental health experiences. We have gone from there and expanded to further blogging horizons. Those giggly, sickly sweet articles about kids and there pooping habits was often lousy, boring reading. Right up there with their exciting day at the family picnic. We actually don't care.

      You have stumbled into a poo-themed poost again. As a thoughtful dog, I do do try to bring some originality.

      Delighted you have gotten into the well intended spirit of this article. Your moving experiences have made me realise that "yesturday, all my trouble seemed so fart away...

      Penny the pooetic pooet...:)

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  23. Elephant's Child23 November 2013 at 19:17

    Dear Penny, I am glad to see you having fun while Gary is away. And making us smile too.

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    1. klahanie24 November 2013 at 13:32

      Gidday Dear Sue,

      I was having loads of fun while he was away. I think, somewhat like England, he was making an "Ashes" of himself :) Glad this made you smile.

      Penny the pooetic pooet...:)

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  24. Unknown23 November 2013 at 19:17

    Hi, Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!
    I so enjoyed you compost..ohm..post. The inclusion of Doctor poo and his Turdis gave me the runs..ohm made me run to the telly to watch some more.

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    1. klahanie24 November 2013 at 14:01

      Hi DAVID,

      Or is that poo, um you, Tom Baker?

      Compost with the most from your friendly host. Dr. Poo and the Turdis is enough to make any human run to the telly and check out their belly :)

      Penny the pooetic pooet...:)

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  25. Sarah Allen23 November 2013 at 20:01

    What a sweet face that pup has :) And yes, definitely excited for the 50th!!

    Sarah Allen
    (From Sarah, with Joy)

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    1. klahanie24 November 2013 at 13:57

      Hi Sarah Allen,

      Why thank you! You know I'm a very famous dog. The 50th, as in Dr.Poo, um, Dr. Who, I'm assuming :)

      Penny the pooetic pooet...:)

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  26. Anonymous23 November 2013 at 22:34

    Just so you don't feel alone ... I giggle at the same words too :)

    And I remember South Park's 'Christmas Poo' skit. Rather funny and nothing to be pooh-poohed about!

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    1. klahanie24 November 2013 at 13:55

      Gidday Wendy,

      Didn't know you giggle Down Under and off to the side :)

      South Park should have a New Zealand special, mestinks, um, methinks.

      Penny the pooetic pooet...:)

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  27. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com23 November 2013 at 22:41

    As much as I love Southpark, the poo thing turned me off. It's only a cartoon, but it grossed me out. I guess I see enough of it in my own real toilet bowl. Perhaps I shouldn't look anymore.

    I always love your pooetry, Penny. This one amuses the crap outta me. Works better than Metamucil. Thank you kindly.

    My love to you and your silly human.
    xoRobyn

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    1. klahanie24 November 2013 at 13:53

      Hi Robyn,

      Oh South Park. I would never watch such a show, but I had been aware of Mr. Hankie. So, I had a quick look and just shook my doggy head in disgust. If it floats, that's good. Plenty of fibre, so I've been told.

      I'm delighted you love my pooetry, dear human. We aim to amuse the crap out of you. Just "relaxative" and have a movingly smooth Sunday.

      Giggling wishes from my human and a poofect thought from me.

      Penny the pooetic pooet...:) x

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  28. Anonymous24 November 2013 at 00:25

    We pooh-pooh poo, but we sure get a laugh out of it.

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    1. klahanie24 November 2013 at 13:46

      Hi Medeia,

      You dooh-dooh doo :) Ah, you laughing humans!

      Penny the pooetic pooet...:)

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  29. Cat and DOG Chat With Caren24 November 2013 at 00:29

    Oh Penny! My Mom is the same! She even uses the bathroom with the door OPEN! She refuses to close it! LOL!!! And she walks around talking about "doo-doos" much of the day! How do we ever deal with these people?

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    1. klahanie24 November 2013 at 13:45

      Hi Cody,

      She seems like a typical human. Leaving the bathroom door open is probably her way of sharing. This silly stuff they talk about in regards to bodily functions just totally bewilders me, Cody. We should send the humans to another planet. Uranus would be about right :)

      Penny the pooetic pooet...:)

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  30. shelly24 November 2013 at 02:11

    Penny, you crack me up.

    Hugs and chocolate,
    Shelly

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    1. klahanie24 November 2013 at 13:40

      Hi Shelly,

      Ouch, that sounds painful, my human friend :)

      Penny the pooetic pooet...:)

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  31. BIKBIK AND RORO24 November 2013 at 02:33

    O Penny, you are so talented! Have a happy weekend :)

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    1. klahanie24 November 2013 at 13:38

      Hi BIKBIK AND RORO,

      Thank you for such a pawfect comment. A happy Sunday to you :)

      Penny the pooetic pooet...:)

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  32. Rhissanna24 November 2013 at 05:53

    I'm sat here on my stool reading this. Cracked me up! I think Penny should log on and push out some more of this type of product. Maybe start a movement? Anyway, I just dropped by to tell you Penny is doing a great job.

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    1. klahanie24 November 2013 at 13:37

      Hi Rhissanna,

      Aha and you sat on your "stool" while reading this. Very good. I shall dog on, um log on with a log and a future moment of movement. Thanks for plopping in, um dropping in. Glad you like my um job.

      Penny the pooetic pooet...:)

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    2. Rhissanna25 November 2013 at 08:10

      Thank you! I thought I should make the effort and pass something with a point of some kind. And the problem with poo puns is that once you start, it's not easy to stop.

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    3. klahanie25 November 2013 at 16:30

      Thanks for the extra comment, Rhissanna :) You would be correct. I'm getting rather pooped out.....

      Penny the pooetic pooet...:)

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  33. klahanie24 November 2013 at 13:12

    Pat in the Hatt,

    Something to chew on
    You wouldn't be wrong
    Fresh kitty litter
    Is quite bitter
    I have to say
    It looks like Ferrero Rocher

    Penny the pooetic pooet...:)

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  34. DMS25 November 2013 at 03:41

    Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo does always make me laugh. I don't think your owner is the only one who cracks a smile at the word poo. :) Thanks for the post, Penny!
    ~Jess

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    1. klahanie25 November 2013 at 16:32

      Hi Jess,

      Just the thought of poo makes you laugh uncontrollably, I'm sure. I'm my human's owner. I kindly allow him to live with me. You are welcome for this poost....

      Penny the pooetic pooet...:)

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  35. Anonymous25 November 2013 at 05:14

    Oh, poo! What a post by Penny for you!

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    1. klahanie25 November 2013 at 16:33

      Hi M.J.,

      Oh poo and how are you. What a poost from my roost :)

      Penny the pooetic pooet...:)

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  36. Empty Nest Insider25 November 2013 at 07:55

    I love Penny's poem that makes me flush from all of the vivid imagery. Fortunately, she didn't present it in Smellavision.

    Julie

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    1. klahanie25 November 2013 at 16:36

      Hi Julie,

      I glad you loved my pooem. Some pooetry from me. Flush away, I say. Smellavison will cause derision :)

      Penny the pooetic pooet...:)

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  37. Shannon Lawrence25 November 2013 at 07:59

    Thanks for posting for Gary while he's away, Penny! It was pooeautiful. Oh poo, I'm no good at this.

    The Warrior Muse

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    1. klahanie25 November 2013 at 16:38

      Hi Shannon,

      No problem poosting while my human, Gary was away giggling like an idiot with his friends. You are good at this, Shannon.

      May you find your poos....

      Penny the pooetic pooet...:)

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  38. Mark Koopmans25 November 2013 at 08:29

    OMPoooo, I am loving this one... especially after reading Elise's shitty post on Friday...

    It's been a crap weekend on the Blogisfear, but I hope that things get less smellier on Monday.

    Cheers, Penny - you're a Rockstar:)

    PS.... if you have four siblings, would Gary call you a Shilling?

    (Crap joke, I know, but I'll be here all week.... :)

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    1. klahanie25 November 2013 at 16:51

      Hi Mark,

      I promise to refrain from calling you "Poopmans", because that would be ever so silly :)

      It seems there's a lot of shitting floating about in Bogland, ahem, Blogland :) Of course, human Elise is inspired by merde. So I've heard. The smell will waft away by Monday. Which Monday, I've no idea. Maybe it will last until Wednesday or Turdsday...

      You are into coining phrases, my human buddy. I cannot come up with a Shilling reply.

      Have a crap time, in the nicest poossible way :)

      Penny the pooetic pooet...:)

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  39. Elise Fallson25 November 2013 at 09:58

    Well we definitely know our s*it! Great minds think alike, Penny.
    I had a poo filled weekend and it was incredible! I'm now seriously constipating the idea of the good luck power of poo. Glad to hear your human had a nice time too. (:

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    1. klahanie25 November 2013 at 16:57

      Hi Elise,

      Oh crappy days. I wonder if Duchess helped you with your poosting Constipating and then after that you will have a relaxative time, I'm poofectly sure of that. My human had a nice time giggling with other alleged adults. The power of the poo. May it be with you :)

      Penny the pooetic pooet...:)

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  40. River25 November 2013 at 10:09

    That's a pretty clever pooem, Penny.
    did you watch the Dr Who 50th special? I did and loved it!
    I hope it is released on dvd too, so I can buy it to see again.

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    1. klahanie25 November 2013 at 17:01

      Gidday River,

      A pooem of pooetry for you to see. I watched farts, sorry, parts of the 50th anniversary special. It keeps getting repeated over here. I'm sure it will be out on dvd, fairly soon.

      Penny the pooetic pooet...:)

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  41. Gossip_Grl25 November 2013 at 11:51

    Stopping over from Shelly, Hairball and Sir PoopsAlot blog. I feel kind of silly because I don't think I have laughed so hard over that word! Loved the posting and I'll remember this posting on the chance I want to turn the computer over to my Chihuahua!

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    1. klahanie25 November 2013 at 17:04

      Hi Gossip_Grl,

      I noted your good self over at my doggy friends' site. It was very kind of you to plop, um drop over here. Poo, poo, and more poo! :) Aha, let your Chihuahua take over and pawblish a poosting. T

      Penny the pooetic pooet...:)

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  42. Fire Pursuit25 November 2013 at 15:59

    such a long post about poo lol :D

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    1. klahanie25 November 2013 at 17:06

      Hi George,

      A very long poo. Just for you :)

      Penny the pooetic pooet...:)

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  43. Sherry Ellis25 November 2013 at 21:16

    I think Pat will be impressed!

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    1. klahanie26 November 2013 at 00:59

      Hi Sherry,

      Which Pat is that?
      Pat in the Hatt?
      His rhyming cat?
      They will scat
      Cause I'm where it's at
      The pooetic dog
      On this blog :)

      Penny the pooetic pooet...:)

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  44. myinnerchick.com25 November 2013 at 22:58

    Don't mind a bit of Poo...
    but I despise Puke.

    Penny, you are a DOLL))) WOOF. X

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    1. klahanie26 November 2013 at 01:02

      Hi Kim,

      A bit of poo
      For you
      No puke
      To rebuke
      I am a doll
      Y'all! X

      Penny the pooetic pooet...:)

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  45. Intangible Hearts25 November 2013 at 23:14

    I wish Fiona would learn a little hygiene from you Penny. Maybe she needs socks.

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    1. klahanie26 November 2013 at 01:04

      Hi Eve,

      Fiona in socks
      Just like a fox

      Penny the pooetic pooet...:)

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  46. Chancelet26 November 2013 at 05:53

    That must've been some accident for a poo to have been injured during... don't wanna think from what!

    Penny, you've got a bit of poo rhyming talent. I'm sure G will have a decent laugh from this. May he be totally pooed out after reading it! Writer’s Mark

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    1. klahanie26 November 2013 at 13:58

      Hi Nancy,

      Much to my human's surprise and my surprise, that is supposed to be a dog in that ad. Some sort of accident seemed to have happened....

      My human, Gary, has read my pooetry. He's most impressed and as usual, very jealous of my pooems. Still, it did make him giggle like an idiot. About normal for him. He's been for a run and he just came back all pooped out! :)


      Penny the pooetic pooet...:)

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  47. Tina26 November 2013 at 13:50

    Thank you for starting my morning with such an...interesting topic. Penny dearest, you are just as punny and clever as your dear human. Thank you for making me laugh this morning, and for honoring one of my favorite TV shows - Dr. Poo. I wish I had my own Turdis. With David Tennant as the Dr...
    Much love and affection as always,
    Tina @ Life is Good

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    1. klahanie26 November 2013 at 14:02

      Hi Tina,

      Relaxative and smile. This topic, complete with bowels and constipation, um compete with vowels and consonants :) Dr. Poo will be sending you your very own Turdis. Delivered to your door by David Tennant.

      Much adoring, loving wishes to you, my dear human friend.

      Life is pooed :)


      Penny the pooetic pooet...:)

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    2. Tina28 November 2013 at 13:16

      OMG, that's so good. Life is pooed. Where do you come up with this stuff????
      Tina @ Life is Good

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    3. klahanie28 November 2013 at 14:36

      Hi Tina,

      Penny is having one of her diva dog nap's. I can tell you that her puns are inspired by her ceremonial craps in the garden.

      Penny's alleged human,

      Gary :)

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  48. cleemckenzie26 November 2013 at 17:27

    An Ode to Poo is next, right? Of course, I'll never be able to read Poe again with a straight face. We are so easily entertained with a bit of groundling humor. Takes me back to when I was ten and farting caused all kinds of hilarity.

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    1. klahanie26 November 2013 at 23:27

      Hi human, Lee,

      The Poo and the Pendulum? Ah when you were ten. Just eight years ago and your farting prowess was legendary in the entire State of California and beyond. Now I know how you got your fame. Well done!

      Penny the pooetic pooet...:)

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  49. Crystal Collier26 November 2013 at 18:30

    That might be the dirtiest post I've read all day. LOL!

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    1. klahanie26 November 2013 at 23:30

      Hi Crystal,

      Hmmmm.....so you go looking for dirty posts. If this might have been the dirtiest, than that's one heck of an accomplishment!

      Penny the pooetic pooet...:)

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I do try to comment back to each commenter individually. However, I might have to shorten my replies or give a group thank you. That way, I can spend more time commenting on your blogs. Thank you and peace, my friend.

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