"A" if for "Arf!"
I'm having a laugh
"B" if for "Bark"
Sometimes I snark
"C" is for "Chihuahua"
Hello, how are ya?
"D" is for "Dog"
A pawblished blog
"E" is for "eekPawblishing"
If that's your thing
"F" is for "Feline"
Having a whine
"G" is for "Gary"
How very scary
"H" is for "Howl"
Without a scowl
"I" is for "Insect"
A bug I detect
"J" is for "Jack Russell"
The dogs that hustle
"K" is for "Klahanie"
Pawmoting I see
"L" is for "Loon"
A Canadian tune
"M" is for "Metrosexual"
Such a transport ball
On all things Metro
Didn't you know.
"N" is for "Noodles"
Oodles of noodles
You stick them in water
Just like you ought ta
And what have you got
One silly noodle stuck to the pot
"O" is for "Ogopogo"
Way to go, go, go
Canadian lake creature
Is what we feature
Ogopogo can kick Nessie's rear
Take that, you Loch Ness dear
"P" is for "Poodle"
Which rhymes with noodle
Doggy jumps through hoops
And you scoop its poops
"Q" is for "Query"
Hi pawblisher, deary
"R" is for "Rivet"
Don't you forget
The noise of a frog
Over there on a log
There you go
I toad you so
"S" is for "Sasquatch"
Go have a watch
Don't say, "Big Foot"
Or you might be kaput
"T" is for "Toadstool"
How very cool
No, not that load
Not a stool from a toad
"U" is for "Unread"
Start over, instead
"V" is for "Vacuum"
Instead of a broom
Knowing my luck
My vacuum wont suck
"W" is for "Weird"
Oh, how they cheered
For the Alphabark
That's having a lark
Not lark as in bird
Haven't you heard
"X" is for "Xerox"
Photocopy your cocks
Place your butt on the screen
How very obscene
"Y" is for "Y am I doing this?"
Am I taking the p**s?
Look below
And you will know
"Z" is for "Zest"
My good-natured jest
I did this with Zeal
How do you feel?
The above, a recap
That makes you clap.
Sadly, my friend
We've come to the end
That sums it up
From this lovable pup
Just one last thing
I do bring.
From this lovable pup
Just one last thing
I do bring.
The reflection pawst
From your cordial host
The Alphabark Challenge
My friendly revenge.
From your cordial host
The Alphabark Challenge
My friendly revenge.
Excellent Reflection Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!
ReplyDeleteProof that you are not of the Vampiric variety!
Hi human, DAVID,
DeleteVery good, my human friend
Not yet a Vampire setting a trend
Pawhaps a reflection of you
I see right through :)
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
This is the best reflection post ever! I love it.
ReplyDeleteThe Alphabark Challenge 2014 was a huge success! Toadstool is still my favorite.
Hi human, Lynda,
DeleteGlad you loved my reflection pawst
I tried the most
Alphabark Challenge, a huge success
Thanks for that and I tried my best
A toadstool or two
Just for you :)
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
haha nice reflection with a sarcasm detection. Reflected back you are at your shack
ReplyDeleteAh Pat in the Hatt,
ReplyDeleteSarcasm, me?
I did it with glee
I'm a lovely reflection
With a barking direction.
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
That should win the Reflections Post contest. Don't forget to add your link to the list on Monday.
ReplyDeleteOh, there's no contest really, but this would win if there were. But there will be a Linky list for you to add your link to and then millions of bloggers will flock here to become new followers on your blog.
Lee
An A to Z Co-Host
Tossing It Out
Hey Mr. Bird,
DeleteOf course I will add my link. Desperate for followers, not!
Yes, no doubt, my reflection pawst would win a contest, paws down. Add to your Kinky, Slinky, Linky list? Sure thing, I always wanted a superficial blog followers total on my site. Just lurve them drive-by bloggers. How about you?
Congrats, my good human friend, on completing the alternative to my challenge. Keep on Tossing.
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
A stunning reflection pawst. As always.
ReplyDeleteHi human, Sue,
DeleteWhy thank you for that
I'm where it's at
This pawst a reflection
Of my affection
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
A most excellent reflection pawst.
ReplyDeleteHi human, Suzanne,
DeleteA pawesome pawst pawhaps :)
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
Pawsitively brilliant!
ReplyDeleteHi human, Donna,
DeleteA pawsitive reflection
From my direction
Thank you, dear friend
I've reached the end.
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
I love it! But on reflection my favourite line is ‘And you scoop its poops’. Your Reflection Pawst is barking mad but brilliant!
ReplyDeleteThanks Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest Internet superstar! (and Gary) for making me laugh. Have a wonderful day.
Hi human, Barbara,
DeletePoodle pawer, pawhaps :)
Barking mad
Makes me glad
My human and I
Give it a try
Glad you could laugh
By more than a half
A lovely weekend
My human friend.
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
Now that is a true reflection. Thanks for the laugh, guys!
ReplyDeleteHi human, Alex,
DeleteA true reflection
Without dejection
Glad you enjoyed
We feel buoyed.
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
Lovely shot of you checking your make up in the mirror Penny.....and a wonderful recap to the AlphaBark Challenge. You have a way with the alphabet for sure. It's over for another year...back to normal (whatever that is).
ReplyDeleteHi human, Delores,
DeleteI have my very own make up kit
With puppy powder in it
Over for another year
My dear
The Alphabark
Had a lark
Back to normality
An alternative reality.
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
A most awesome reflections post, paws down! Penny and Gary make the most wonderful team, full of caring snark...and, of course, lots of bark. My tail - if I had one - would be wagging right now.
ReplyDeleteThe other R...that River person :)
Hi human, River Fairchild,
DeletePawesome reflection
In your direction
This team of two
Just for you
A bit of a snark
A bit of a bark
Wagging tails
Mine never fails
Now you know why I always put your name in full
This way it's cool
A River and a River
The names deliver
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
Well done . . . . .Like the format it looks great and sort of familiar
ReplyDeleteNormality will now slowly return to cyberspace.
Hi human, R.,
DeleteThank you, my friend
It reached the end
Yours was the best
I do not jest
Normality is what we hope to see :)
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
This is some deep and poignant reflection Gary, er I mean, Penny. Makes me want to shake your paw!!!
ReplyDeleteHi human, Keith,
DeleteA pawfound reflection
No misdirection
I am Penny
That's plain to see
I shall shake your hand
In that new land.
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
Penny is a wonderful poet!
ReplyDeleteHi human, Diane,
DeleteA pawesome pawet
Don't you know it :)
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
Mirror mirror on the wall...who's the fairest dog of all?
ReplyDeletePenny of course.
Hi Father Dragon,
DeleteMirror, mirror on the wall
Who's the dog having a ball
Who's the dragon
Having fun
Why you, my friend
Right to the end :)
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
Profound and insightful as always, Penny. Good dog!
ReplyDeleteHi human, Debra,
DeletePawfound and insightful
How very delightful
Good Canadian human!
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
Penny is a poet, and she does know it.
ReplyDeleteHi human, Jo,
DeletePenny the pawet
I sometimes forget.
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
Always good to be pawmoted. Have a great weekend.
ReplyDeleteHi human, Blue,
DeleteSo much pawmotion
From this devotion.
A great weekend to you
This be true :)
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
She called me human..... (blushing).
DeleteHi Blue,
DeleteYou are blushing in blue
This be true
Better than red
Instead.
Hi Gossip_Grl
Hi paws
I adores
Now I snores.
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
Penny the Pentastic Internet bark bark Superstar!
DeleteI like it when they make me blush-n-red
That way I know I'm not yet dead
Bark! Bark!
Blue turns red
DeleteA rush to your head
A red under your bed
Instead
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
You two are such a great team! How fun, thanks for sharing!
ReplyDeleteHi human, Lisa,
DeleteSuch a great team
Such a dream
He makes me scream
This was fun
Fun on the run
Glad to share
Because I care :)
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
A brilliant reflection from Penny - if only my reflections were as good looking :-)
ReplyDeleteHi human, Annalisa,
DeleteAh yes, my reflection shines through with happy thoughts. Look in the mirror, dear human friend and smile :)
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
Nicely done Penny!!!! Loved the inclusion of Ogopogo and Sasquatch!
ReplyDeleteHi human, JoJo,
DeleteOgopogo, don't you know
Canadian creature, we do feature
Watch the Sasquatch!
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
Now I know for sure, that she's not a vampire pup.
ReplyDeleteHi, The Happy Whisk,
DeleteIf I was a vampire whisk, I'd um blend into the background :) Fang you very much.
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
Penny's a hardworking dog with the writing, blogging, and reflecting. Good for her.
ReplyDeleteHi human, Medeia,
DeleteA busy dog, indeed! A multitasking dog that leaves you agog. Good for me, it's plain to see. Thank you, kind human.
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
B is for break. I need one again!
ReplyDeleteHi Julia,
Delete"B" is for "Buenos Aires." Be well and smile, my human friend.
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
Great reflection :) Penny is a constant worker!! :)
ReplyDeleteHi human, Jemi,
DeleteI see what you mean :) A diva dog's work is never done.....
Thank you, dear Jemi.
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
Oh Gary… *shakes head* … I've been thinking about you this week! Tis the end! Tis the end!!!! Now blogosphere can get back to normal! I sort of disappear during the month of April. ;-)
ReplyDeleteHi human, Morgan,
DeleteOh human, Morgan...*shakes doggy head and ears start flopping all over the place*.....Sadly, not quite the end, my lovely human friend. Those alphabet fanatics will now be doing their reflection pawsts about their reflection pawsts about the amazing alphabet challenge. By the time they've finished with their reflection pawsts, it will be April Fool's Day, 2015. Then, it starts all over again! Arggggghhhhh!!! and Arf!!!!!
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
Your reflections on the 'alphabet soup' were magnificent, Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!
ReplyDelete'F' is for 'finished' ... and thank goodness for that!
Enjoy your weekend ... you two :)
U 2... the um... 3 of you.
DeleteHi human, Wendy,
DeleteThat bloody alphabet soup is more like alphabet poop!
"F" is another F word I'm thinking about :)
A lovely what's left of your weekend to you, my, dear human friend.
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
Hey Mr. Blue,
DeleteIt seems you like a nice Bono.
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
Bonofide Blue... Bark! Bark!
DeleteYou can't live, without or without blue,,,,
DeleteArf!
Dude (Dawg?)
ReplyDeleteI may be barking mad, but I would love to co-assistance you with Alphabark Challenge 2015: "It's a woof word, but someone needs to sniff it"
Cheers and tell Sir Gazza I said aloha :)
Hi human, Sir Mazza,
DeleteA diva Dawg!
You would be barking normal to co-host next year's Alphabark Challenge, 2015! Yes, the revolution against the alphabet fanatics has begun. Thank you, my adoring human fan :)
I shall pass on your aloha wishes to my fictional human, Sir Gazza :)
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
a good reflect on the alphabet challenge. Good dog!
ReplyDeleteHi human, Cecilia,
DeleteThe alphabet challenge is that ridiculous alternative to my challenge. I'm, however, a good rebel dog! :)
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
I really enjoyed your Alphabark challenge Penny. It was very cleverly done.
ReplyDeleteHi human, River,
DeleteThank you for enjoying the Alphabark
A bit of a snark
Having a lark
I hark.
Thank you, my dear human friend.
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
Ah, Penny,
ReplyDeleteYou're such a charmer....
The Reflection Pawst was not an alarmer...
We are all dead from posting daily,
At lease none of us did a "bailey."
WE saw it through until the end,
Making merry with all of our friends!
Big hugs to you and your human, Gary.
For his love for you will never tarry....
Hi human, Michael,
DeleteI charm away
As you say
The Reflection Pawst
From this happy host
You tired yourself out
There aint do doubt
You made new friends
With no pretends
The A to Zed
Was all in your head
Go to bed
Instead
Get some sleep
Rest, you keep
Doggy kisses to you
This be true
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
OMG, I can't believe you wrote a Reflection!!! Now that's the height of being a good sport about this whole thing.
ReplyDeleteThat was also really funny. I chortled quite a bit. I think "R" is my favorite, well that verse, and then of course your brilliant sight gag at the end. You are so punny, witty and gracious!
Lotsa love,
Tina @ Life is Good
A to Z Team @ Blogging From A to Z April Challenge 2014
Hi human, Tina,
DeleteA reflection, quite literally :) I'm being a good sport about your alternative to my challenge. Maybe your challenge might become as successful as mine. ARF!
Delighted you could chortle. Is chortling legal? R yes, that letter was fun. You toad me so. You are a lovely human and I love knowing you.
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
Here's an old one, Penny, a proper tribute to you. I don't know who wrote, but it seems fitting.
ReplyDeleteTo Penny the Jack Russell and modest internet superstar!
When God had made the earth and sky, the flowers and the trees.
He then made all the animals and all the birds and bees.
And then His work was finished, and not one was quite the same
He said I’ll walk this earth of mine and give each one a name.
And so he traveled land and sea, and everywhere He went
a little creature following him, until its strength was spent.
When all were named upon the Earth, and in the sky and sea,
A little creature said, Dear Lord, there’s not one left for me.
The Father smiled and softly said, I’ve left you to the end,
I’ve turned my own name back to front
and called you “Dog” my friend.
Hi human, Joylene,
DeleteThat pawem touched my heart
From the very start
Left to the end
A human's best friend
God gave Dog
A vital cog
Of the love
From above.
Thank you, my dear human, Joylene.
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
She did a great job as a host! Yes, we made it to the end of the challenge...time to celebrate!
ReplyDeleteHi human, Stephanie,
DeleteYes, thank you. I was a great host of The Alphabet Challenge, 2014! Glad you could celebrate with me! :)
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
What a lovely river and poem too. You even mention chihuahuas!! Thanks Penny.
ReplyDeleteHi human, Eve,
DeleteThe river has a nice flow to it. Glad you liked my pawetry. Always good to mention a dog that's smaller than me. Arf! Thank you, dear human.
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
That was fun! I'd forgotten about Ogopogo :-)
ReplyDeleteHi human, Deniz,
DeleteOgopogo hasn't forgotten you! :)
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
HA! Well, that's whittling the A-Z challenge down to size! Nice job. (Love your new header picture, too.)
ReplyDeleteHi human, Susan,
DeleteYou mentioned that alternative to my challenge! Arggghhhh!!!! Thank you, dear human, for thinking my way better challenge was a good job :) That header is a very tranquil scene in mid Wales.
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
worthy of a canine Shakespeare!
ReplyDeleteHi human, DEZMOND,
DeleteDogtor Seuss meets Willie Shakespeare, Green Eggs and Hamlet.
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
Haha! A reflection post in the true sense of the word!
ReplyDeleteHi human, Sherry,
DeleteWonder if any of those in that weird obsession with the alphabet will be doing something similar? A reflection pawst, indeed!
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
ahhhhh,
ReplyDeleteI love that puppy sooo much! xx BOW WOWWWW
Hi human, Kim,
DeleteThis superstar puppy loves you real much, n'stuff.
Arf and arf!
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
Noodles, poodles, and a vacuum that won't suck. (Don't get me started on the suckage.) No one writes better poems than Penny. :)
ReplyDeleteHi human, Lexa,
DeleteOodles of noodles stuck on poodles. Just my luck, our vacuum sucks. Don't like that sound, all around.
Thank you for your nice word that isn't absurd. Penny the pawetic pawet, you know it :)
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
Marwoofulous post, Penny! You always make me smile when I visit. Thank you, too, for your delightful comments on my blog. Take a nice nap after that Challenge. You deserve it! :)
ReplyDeleteHi human, Christine,
DeleteThank you for liking my pawst
I give it the most
Knowing you smile
Is a wonderful style
Comments to you
I gladly do
A nap after the Alphabark
Sleep, I hark.
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
Paws up on the Alphabark! I agree on the nap!
ReplyDeleteHi Gossip_Grl
DeleteHi paws
I adores
Now I snores.
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
This is the best Reflection Post ever.
ReplyDeleteHi human, Lee,
DeleteA Reflection Pawst
From you doggy host
The best
You jest.
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
Hehehe very witty. :-D
ReplyDeleteHi human, Misha,
DeleteVery witty
Better than a kitty :)
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
I love this! So, I have a wee bit of a confession. At the end, I thought - Brilliant!! Penny is on television!! Duh! It's a mirror, Elsie, not a video camera…I wish I could blame it being early in the morning or something but it's not. It's almost 0830. I'm just a ditz. hahaha. Great reflections post. Mirror Elsie. Mirror!! =)
ReplyDeleteHi human, Elsie,
DeleteActually, I'm in talks, um, barks with a TV pawduction company. Going to have my very own talk show, sorry, bark show.
Mirror, Elsie, Mirror!!! :)
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
I loved your take on this challenge! Short, sweet, and down right fun! <3
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing and visiting my blog.
Jamie Dement (LadyJai)
Be Positive in Life and Writing
Caring for My Veteran
Hi human, Jamie,
DeleteOn this challenge as in my challenge, pawhaps :) Yes indeed, shorter, sweeter, less stressful and gosh darn fun.
Glad to share with you over there. Delighted to visit your thoughtful blog, my dear human friend.
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
Nice recaps. You had some pretty nice letters going.
ReplyDeleteHi Lady Lilith,
DeleteAre you about to take a photo of me, yes me, adorable me? Nice recaps, pawhaps. My letters were betters.
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
Penny, this is awesome! I love it :)
ReplyDeleteHi human, Beate,
DeletePawesome, pawetic pawetry pawhaps :) I'm pleased you loved my pawst, Thank you, dear human.
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
And what a fine reflection it is too... giggles and grins all the way from me, all the way out here in AZ. I'm serious, Penny. That's the abbreviation for Arizona :)
ReplyDeleteHi human, M.J.,
DeleteWhy thank you, good human. My human knows of Arizona. It gets real hot there, for sure. My Staffs. thank you. "Staffs." is an abbreviation for Staffordshire :)
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
Thank you both for your kind support, much appreciated, Penny and Gary xx
ReplyDeleteHi human, Carole,
DeleteGlad to interact with you, dear human. Gary and I wish you well and may the future be a better time for you and your loved one.
Hugs,
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :) xx
Penny and Gary, you two are really an adorable pair. :)
ReplyDeleteHi human, Damyanti,
DeleteDelighted to see another co-host of the alternative challenge come and visit our shy, humble, rather obscure site. Thank you and I'm adorable, but my fictional human, I'm not so sure he's adorable :)
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
This is so clever! :D
ReplyDeleteHi Jenny,
ReplyDeletePenny, who is napping, has asked me to thank you. Thus, thank you.
Gary,
The friendly co-host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
Well done! And, so easy when its all in one post!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the smiles!
Hello, Puppy!
Heather
Hi human, Heather,
DeleteIt was actually done over two pawsts. This was a literal reflection pawst! :)
Really pleased it could make you smile. Pawhaps you might like to join the revolution that will be The Alphabark Challenge, 2015!
Please say hello to Stormy on behalf of the wee folks.
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
HAH!!!
ReplyDeleteI LOVE this!!!!
Penny.. you are PAWsome!!!!
~shoes~
Hi there, Mr. Red Shoes,
DeleteHah and arf!
Thank you, kind human. Pawesome pawetry pawhaps! :)
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)
I'm only 10 days late to comment, forgive me Penny! This was so funny, loved it. And I too hate it when that last noodle just sticks to the pan like that---the rebel noodle! :D
ReplyDeleteHi human, Elise,
ReplyDeleteNo pawblem, my dear human friend :) Besides, I know you've put up another pawsting. Good to get away from that weird alphabet thingy! Arf! You know of the rebel noodle. Phew, I thought no human would relate to that!
Penny,
The cordial host of The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! :)