tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post888403782658327708..comments2024-03-27T22:57:59.870+00:00Comments on klahanie: Slow Down Time....Again.....klahaniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comBlogger55125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-66252695304449542612012-12-12T22:59:26.793+00:002012-12-12T22:59:26.793+00:00Hi rhymeswithplague.
That's most flattering o...Hi rhymeswithplague.<br /><br />That's most flattering of you to go back, back into time, through my postings. Reading my crap can most assuredly slow down time. And even more bizarre, the date of this posting was originally Friday, October 8, 2010. Which means we may well be stuck in some kind of time warp :)<br /><br />Ah yes, a clock without hands, or dials, for that matter, would most definitely slow down time. May some of your reflections be joyous and may you continue to embrace a youthful enthusiasm that comes from the voice of the inner child. <br /><br />I understand those youthful feelings and the image in the mirror also notes the twinkle of childlike eyes. Well said, my friend. You are a treasure and the blogging world is better for it.<br /><br />With that, I shall now dazzle the young folks with my latest trick on my skateboard :)<br /><br />With respect, Gary klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-35962748357612088652012-12-12T12:55:14.561+00:002012-12-12T12:55:14.561+00:00I am slowly making my way backwards through your b...I am slowly making my way backwards through your blog and have now reached 20 November 2012. So it goes without saying that I had not read this post before.<br /><br />You do have me giggling and smiling. But staring at my clock without the L not only makes the time pass very slowly but also fills me with feelings of melancholy at things that once were but are no more and things that will never be again because my clock without the L is just not up to it these days. Most of my nearly 72 years have passed in a blur and I now feel younger on the inside than my children are on the outside and much younger than than the old man's face staring back at me in my mirror.<br /><br />May I just say that in the gem mine that is Blogworld you are a diamond. rhymeswithplaguehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10870439618129001633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-28248588198619111182012-12-02T21:41:10.217+00:002012-12-02T21:41:10.217+00:00Hi Jai,
Thank you and I know I have three watches...Hi Jai,<br /><br />Thank you and I know I have three watches and all of them need new batteries. Either that or I have truly slowed down time. Yes indeed, rely on the mobile phone for the time. Or, as you know, over there, they call it a "cell phone". Still surprised they allow a phone in the 'cell'. <br /><br />Cheers, Jai.<br /><br />Time to go now, Gary :)klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-73351569747875227942012-12-02T19:04:35.984+00:002012-12-02T19:04:35.984+00:00I love your ideas to slow down time! So funny!
Th...I love your ideas to slow down time! So funny!<br /><br />These days I fine myself wondering why anyone wears a watch. After all, most people have mobiles that have the time on them anyway. Why bother with a watch? Seems superfluous to me.<br /><br />JaiJai Joshihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04858987106548357551noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-41620053947551913612012-11-27T01:23:45.073+00:002012-11-27T01:23:45.073+00:00Hey All Consuming,
I glad you enjoyed this and be...Hey All Consuming,<br /><br />I glad you enjoyed this and being your first time, savour every moment :) Seriously, thank you and I shall keep me pecker up, chuck! <br /><br />All the best for you and remember, any support you need, call my secretary. I mean, I'm here for you. <br /><br />In gratitude, Gary<br />xklahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-9943488437533510922012-11-26T22:44:55.762+00:002012-11-26T22:44:55.762+00:00I enjoyed this, first time for me :D Keep your pec...I enjoyed this, first time for me :D Keep your pecker up chuck. xAll Consuminghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03089119991474852732noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-65108680201749168362012-11-26T02:40:20.030+00:002012-11-26T02:40:20.030+00:00Hi Kelly,
I've heard about your mistress. Th...Hi Kelly,<br /><br />I've heard about your mistress. That would be the one who has seagulls follow her everywhere. What you can do, to slow down time even more, is gather the droppings from the seagulls and rub them into your mistress, very, very slowly. <br /><br />I spent another couple of years, sorry hours, filling out forms that dredge up all the pain I tried to forget. Hopefully, I should be able to get it sent off by Friday and explain why it might end up arriving late. I'm grateful to talk to you via our other interaction. Shall contact you soon so we both can right the world n'stuff. Thank you, my friend.<br /><br />Garyklahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-1930421973866445472012-11-26T00:10:31.058+00:002012-11-26T00:10:31.058+00:00I've watched a watch for so long, my toaster n...I've watched a watch for so long, my toaster not only caught the bread on fire but my mistress, Isla Gottah Fishytwat, became engulfed in the flames, too. I was so heartbroken and shit, that I screamed, "Gary, I pray to thee to helpeth me sloweth down time n' stuff."<br /><br />I had a plan in mind. But I needed an expert.<br /><br />Then a beam of "magical" light beamed down on me. Soon enough, I instantly knew how to not only slow down time, but to make reverse itself, as well. That's how I save my on-the-side gal, Ms. Fishytwat. Thank you, Gary. You're better than swell.<br /><br />P.S. I seriously wish you well in your situation filling out those forms. It's a idiotic thing to make you fill them out, anyway. Take care, my friend. Anytime you want to vent, do so. It can be therapeutic.Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-61376705658099014132012-11-25T05:32:26.391+00:002012-11-25T05:32:26.391+00:00Yes, I am aware of this, but have no idea where it...Yes, I am aware of this, but have no idea where it is coming from. My antivirus program tells me my system is secure. Several others are having the same trouble. I don't know what I can do about it. It's probably an anonymous someone causing random trouble, there doesn't seem to be any actual virus involved. Riverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794655013673748992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-54285602874382979752012-11-24T23:22:32.820+00:002012-11-24T23:22:32.820+00:00Hi Madison,
And how I can relate to what you note...Hi Madison,<br /><br />And how I can relate to what you note. I find the 'chatter' in my head is zipping along way too fast. Right now, as I stare at a daunting questionnaire imposed on me and so many, by an uncaring British government, time has slowed to a crawl of confusion and unfair stress.<br /><br />Yet, like you, I continue to visualise that day when the positivity we truly deserve, immerses us in the most inspirational and profound way. Thank you for your support and encouragement. I'm most grateful.<br /><br />Your smiles are a gift and I bestow back to you my own hopeful smile :)<br /><br />In peace and sincerity, Garyklahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-25394190309692773402012-11-24T23:17:32.206+00:002012-11-24T23:17:32.206+00:00Hi stevil,
Some food for thought. I could go all...Hi stevil,<br /><br />Some food for thought. I could go all trippy and say that time is just a measurement of convenience we use within this particular dimension. Or that time is simultaneous. Past, present and future, all happening at once. How ever, I wont.<br /><br />And when we reflect back on a time in our lives we are about to move on from, those moments can seem but just a fleeting yet somehow, reflective moment in time. I guess one could stare at the four walls to really slow things down.<br /><br />May you have a peaceful weekend.<br /><br />Garyklahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-63982458070061797402012-11-24T23:12:57.254+00:002012-11-24T23:12:57.254+00:00Hi Dixie,
Sorry about that with the bathroom door...Hi Dixie,<br /><br />Sorry about that with the bathroom door. Didn't mean to accidentally close your fingers on the bathroom door :) Just ignore me. <br /><br />Hope you had a very nice birthday, Dixie.<br /><br />Your friend, Gary :)klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-57885680203758210102012-11-24T23:09:38.171+00:002012-11-24T23:09:38.171+00:00Hi Sharon,
I can so relate to what you note. One...Hi Sharon,<br /><br />I can so relate to what you note. One moment they are in diapers aka nappies, the next moment, after you blink, you wonder where the years went. You will survive and the pride you feel for your daughter will be sort of a balance.<br /><br />Thanks for loving the last photo. Sure gotta' hand it to you on that one :) May you have a peaceful weekend.<br /><br />Garyklahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-34042482526550562782012-11-24T23:04:00.167+00:002012-11-24T23:04:00.167+00:00Hi Petronela,
So, I'm assuming you want to um...Hi Petronela,<br /><br />So, I'm assuming you want to um slow down time. Do you have a toaster? :) Shall I put up one of my most boring postings? That might slow things down or put you to sleep. Of course, sleeping might seem to speed up time....<br /><br />Thank you, kind lady. Hope you have a lovely weekend.<br /><br />Garyklahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-66289628919472337562012-11-24T23:00:52.559+00:002012-11-24T23:00:52.559+00:00Hi River,
Ah yes, time slows down at work. Just ...Hi River,<br /><br />Ah yes, time slows down at work. Just when you think eight hours have gone by, you quickly check the time and realise it isn't even time for the first break. Must do something about slowing down the speed of light on the weekends :)<br /><br />Don't want to alarm you, but I'm unable to get onto your blog. A malware alert keeps showing up. Are you aware of this?<br /><br />Garyklahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-51974436566313998172012-11-24T19:23:58.283+00:002012-11-24T19:23:58.283+00:00Many times in my head things are fast, a million m...Many times in my head things are fast, a million miles an hour, even during the slowest of times. But in times when I must confront issues I rather not, well, those are the slowest of all. <br /><br />Gary, hope things are beginning to move along for you in a positive and timely order. <br /><br />Sending a whole lot of smiles your way:)))))<br /><br />MadisonSassy https://www.blogger.com/profile/12473560581723247919noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-63755526453151293092012-11-24T14:42:14.298+00:002012-11-24T14:42:14.298+00:00"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.&qu..."Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so." - Douglas Adams<br /><br />When I was 37, I moved from New York City to Boston. As I was about to close the door to my tiny little studio in the Village for the last time, I stood in the empty space in which I'd lived for 12 years. The minutes, the hours, and the days had taken forever to get through. But all I had to do was turn around and 12 years were suddenly gone. That seems to happen a lot now... if only I could control it. (sigh)sdt (a.k.a. stevil)https://www.blogger.com/profile/08152044046649899476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-21594659252362853982012-11-24T09:56:27.361+00:002012-11-24T09:56:27.361+00:00You got me with the bathroom door; lately I'm ...You got me with the bathroom door; lately I'm on the wrong side, eh?Dixie@dcreliefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11558671709412200904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-11926948198206588062012-11-23T19:16:22.711+00:002012-11-23T19:16:22.711+00:00I wish time would slow down. My daughter seems to...I wish time would slow down. My daughter seems to be growing up entirely to fast. She was just learning to walk and now, she's thinking about how she will decorate her college dorm room. I don't know how I'm going to survive when she moves away.<br /><br />Love the last photo!Sharon K. Mayhewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07799235347319851345noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-86726857449353476212012-11-23T13:10:06.746+00:002012-11-23T13:10:06.746+00:00During the last years, time has been merciless wit...During the last years, time has been merciless with me and my loved ones...Your view on time passing is fascinating. You have no boring idea in that lovely head of yours :). unikornahttp://unikorna.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-53631086351270606122012-11-23T10:14:56.636+00:002012-11-23T10:14:56.636+00:00Time slows down for me every day that I'm at w...Time slows down for me every day that I'm at work. Of course it compensates on the weekends by zipping by at the speed of light, which I find is rather unfair.Riverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794655013673748992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-32583012628381635692012-11-22T23:18:05.148+00:002012-11-22T23:18:05.148+00:00Hi David,
Sometimes it goes real slow when I star...Hi David,<br /><br />Sometimes it goes real slow when I stare at one of those perplexing questions on that ridiculous questionnaire. And yet, I suddenly realise I'm running out of time to send the damned thing in. <br /><br />Thanks for talking to me last night. As you know, I'm freaking out and to have a talk with you was of great help. I'm grateful for what you told me. <br /><br />Once I finally get to see my doctor or another doctor, I will get the chance to tell the doctor how I am now. I have written it all down and the doctor can use my notes as reference. Shall try to stay calm and realistic, David. I miss writing my blog and it makes me so angry what this government is doing.<br /><br />Thank you for the Turdis, sorry, Tardis.<br /><br />Garyklahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-74536723840755518422012-11-22T23:11:57.428+00:002012-11-22T23:11:57.428+00:00Hi Suzanne,
Thanks for not considering this post ...Hi Suzanne,<br /><br />Thanks for not considering this post boring. I guess it didn't slow down time for you :) This present time is a present that presents itself. Have no idea what that meant.<br /><br />Thank you for taking the time to not send me any time at all. Yikes and eh, eh! Have a good time on Vancouver Island.<br /><br />Gary :)klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-87472737287907115782012-11-22T23:07:33.732+00:002012-11-22T23:07:33.732+00:00Hi lotta joy,
And yet, beyond the childhood recol...Hi lotta joy,<br /><br />And yet, beyond the childhood recollection of your mother peeling potatoes, you know that the laugh is what you share with us, in a profound way that tries to help you somehow make sense of it all. <br /><br />I just hope that you actually found a bit of fun from my silly posting. Thank you, my friend.<br /><br />Garyklahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-4733775533362445492012-11-22T23:01:21.060+00:002012-11-22T23:01:21.060+00:00Hi Susan Kane,
I'm very glad you liked this r...Hi Susan Kane,<br /><br />I'm very glad you liked this rather surreal post. I also noted that people mention something about "time flies". Imagine my surprise when I saw a fly wearing a watch. <br /><br />Time goes so quickly when we are with those we love. Although sometimes they can give us a headache :) Thank you, Susan.<br /><br />Garyklahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.com