tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post5692247952110121001..comments2024-03-27T22:57:59.870+00:00Comments on klahanie: Rubber Gloves.klahaniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-10201171245679698692011-08-10T01:34:10.603+00:002011-08-10T01:34:10.603+00:00Hi Laura,
...crazy little thing called glove....
M...Hi Laura,<br />...crazy little thing called glove....<br />Me thinks there are a lot of folks who hate them suckers :)<br />Thanks Laura.<br />In kindness and some used gloves, your way, Gary :)klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-25656816079562994722011-08-08T23:54:55.510+00:002011-08-08T23:54:55.510+00:00And glove lies bleeding in my hand...
I hate the s...And glove lies bleeding in my hand...<br />I hate the suckers too! :)<br />LauraAustanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05568578637922817033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-49370305967455110312011-07-05T01:15:36.710+00:002011-07-05T01:15:36.710+00:00Hey it's THE SNEE,
You see, SNEE, I do like to...Hey it's THE SNEE,<br />You see, SNEE, I do like to try my hand in a bit of comedy writing :) I want to thank you for commenting on this archived posting. SNEEKY me, went and blatantly posted it back up on Farcebook.<br />You know, that glove is a many splendored thing. And I'm so thrilled you are in glove with glove. Being that today, July 5, is my birthday, it would be really neato n' stuff if you sent me that viciously ripped glove.<br />Thanks Rebecca. Kind regards and a very special airport customs glove, your way, Gary :)klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-39911240298520490562011-07-05T00:29:08.496+00:002011-07-05T00:29:08.496+00:00BRILLIANT! I'm absolutely in glove with this p...BRILLIANT! I'm absolutely in glove with this post! I am truly smiling inside. Who new that sudsy water, and dirty dishes could have that affect on me? <br />I have one extra large lavender glove that was left a widow when her perfect match developed a hole, followed by a vicious rip. Should I post it your way?THE SNEEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02937574663296944130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-59563269477108446452010-11-06T16:39:15.680+00:002010-11-06T16:39:15.680+00:00Dear Heather,
Thank you commenting on this archive...Dear Heather,<br />Thank you commenting on this archived posting. That is most appreciated.<br />Glove, glove, glove...glove is all you need. By all means, please send them thar large gloves. And that would be very nice of you if you forwarded me the ones you use for toilet cleaning. Of course, I must wait until they have a hole in them! :-)<br />Cheers.<br />Kind wishes, Garyklahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-48690936959558395702010-11-06T05:54:11.059+00:002010-11-06T05:54:11.059+00:00Dear Gary
Glove is a many splendored thing! I actu...Dear Gary<br />Glove is a many splendored thing! I actually have a pair that is too big for me so you can have them if you like. I used to use gloves for dishes but decided that it was a useless effort so now I use them only for toilet cleaning. I won't send those ones tho. They don't have a hole in them....yet!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-85634630120874934702010-06-08T22:34:16.267+00:002010-06-08T22:34:16.267+00:00Hello санжог,
Yep, you've got to hand it to th...Hello санжог,<br />Yep, you've got to hand it to them. They make those gloves just to torment us.<br />Actually I wont be wishing for any Wizard's wand to do the dishes. Although a Wizard doing my dishes, using 'Fairy' liquid, kinda' makes sense. Don't know who 'Ron' is, but if his mother is in to doing dishes; I've got a sink full just begging to be done:-)klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-51769369575046746082010-06-08T22:05:26.464+00:002010-06-08T22:05:26.464+00:00Now this is an originale glovely post. These glove...Now this is an originale glovely post. These gloves are made to tease you. Those who make them laugh at us!<br /><br />Look at the bright side, you wrote an awesome post.<br /><br />Don't you wish for a Wizard's wand to do the dishes! (Ron's mother does that)санжогhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15564112676679183143noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-21934095081392701902010-06-05T16:46:11.919+00:002010-06-05T16:46:11.919+00:00Hey Simon.
Why thank you. Can you tell I'm bo...Hey Simon.<br />Why thank you. Can you tell I'm bored when I can do a blog about the evil that is the holy rubber glove?<br />It will be fantastic when you get a computer and get involved in the wonderful world of blogging.<br />Peace and respect, Gary :-)klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-84712658700251933702010-06-04T17:11:02.188+00:002010-06-04T17:11:02.188+00:00Ha ha you never cease to amaze me how you can turn...Ha ha you never cease to amaze me how you can turn the most trivial of things into a highly entertaining and amusing subject! Keep up the good work and when I get my own computer I am looking forward to joining this ongoing fun. Kind regards, Simon :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-31582294761720332422010-06-02T21:55:29.152+00:002010-06-02T21:55:29.152+00:00Hi John,
Naked hands being caressed in the soothin...Hi John,<br />Naked hands being caressed in the soothing foamy water.<br />Your 'Bareback' washing up sounds mildly erotic:-)klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-22486541217756094332010-06-02T13:42:15.856+00:002010-06-02T13:42:15.856+00:00We have a dishwasher.
We also wash in the sink. D...We have a dishwasher.<br /><br />We also wash in the sink. Depends on the mood.<br /><br />However, when I wash up in the sink it is without a rubber. It is 'Bareback' washing up, unprotected.<br /><br />I love the feel of warm soapy water on my naked hands ;)The Joined up Cookhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02797087157041713649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-77734295703907933922010-05-31T01:35:25.360+00:002010-05-31T01:35:25.360+00:00Hi Dixie,
No pink for your sink. The pinkies on m...Hi Dixie,<br />No pink for your sink. The pinkies on my pink ones. (Yes, I am referring to rubber gloves). Have be decimated by the mysterious holes that seem to appear just as I dip my gloves into the very hot water.<br />Please be very careful with pink rubber gloves. <br />Can't buy me glove. I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me glove. Well, at least a decent one:-)klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-5640100724920489162010-05-30T23:52:03.869+00:002010-05-30T23:52:03.869+00:00Hi Gary,
I was feelin' lucky, lucky, lucky, un...Hi Gary,<br />I was feelin' lucky, lucky, lucky, until my yucky, yucky yucky, glove, blew out. Aw, too bad I can't get pink ones, or I might try again! Sigh; no pink for my sink.<br />I just glove the way your mind works :)Dixie@dcreliefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11558671709412200904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-50410387284038303282010-05-30T22:05:43.960+00:002010-05-30T22:05:43.960+00:00Hi vanilla north,
That is such a cool name. Sudde...Hi vanilla north,<br />That is such a cool name. Suddenly I've got this urge for an ice cream:)<br />I wish you good luck with your dishwasher. The last dishwasher I bought took its name literally. Yeah it sort of washed the dishes...but the cutlery and cups..well, forget it.<br />I wish somebody would pay me allowance to do the dishes. Perhaps then I wouldn't get so angry with the rubber gloves. <br />Maybe Beyonce had it right. So crazy in glove....<br />Best dishes and a rubber glove, your way, Gary :-)klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-74866919092762019072010-05-30T08:07:49.096+00:002010-05-30T08:07:49.096+00:00"I've just about had it with this glove a..."I've just about had it with this glove affair. What's glove got to do with it? All you need is glove. I'm not in glove. I wanna' know what glove is? Well, at least one that works properly."<br /><br />that was hysterical.<br /><br />l gave up with the gloves; l bought a dishwasher, and l am giving LittleMissAttitude xtra allowence money to do the dishes.vanilla northhttp://abourbonforsilvia.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-7653340999244370122010-05-29T23:16:10.971+00:002010-05-29T23:16:10.971+00:00Hey Shanaz,
You have returned. Thanks, that helps...Hey Shanaz,<br />You have returned. Thanks, that helps with my comment total. Yes I'm sad. <br />Okay, just for you, have an entire rubber glove. Be interested to know just how long it takes before the mystery holes appear in the entire rubber glove I have sent you...<br />Here you are...have fun.<br />Wanna' hole lotta' glove...:-)klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-42212707303296051052010-05-29T23:10:12.652+00:002010-05-29T23:10:12.652+00:00Hi bazza,
Oven gloves...Aha, another blog topic!
T...Hi bazza,<br />Oven gloves...Aha, another blog topic!<br />That must have been very painful. Still, I suppose it was worth giving your wife some hot entertainment. Quite the hands on experience.<br />Have I ever heard a man scream? Well yes I have. I remember screaming when I saw the demands of my ex-wife via her divorce lawyer. <br />'Marigold' gloves eh. Only the best for you..<br />Take very good care.klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-57424391751576786882010-05-29T20:28:00.028+00:002010-05-29T20:28:00.028+00:00Hahaha, a piece of glove my way, LOL. Just a piec...Hahaha, a piece of glove my way, LOL. Just a piece? What about the other piece? You really cracked me up, Gary.<br /><br />Smiles!shanaz@RShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12470536308827713492noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-71317027887454568152010-05-29T10:22:13.404+00:002010-05-29T10:22:13.404+00:00Hi Gary. I remember when my wife handed me a pair ...Hi Gary. I remember when my wife handed me a pair of oven gloves and asked me to remove a hot dish from the oven.<br />Because her hands are small she didn't realise that there was a hole at the top of each glove.<br />Have you ever heard a man scream?<br />Two blisters popped up in front of my eyes, one on each index finger the size of a grape.<br />I've never known her to laugh so much!<br />Trouble with 'Marigolds'? Huh!bazzahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794010156639774028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-17302643058541533782010-05-29T01:05:34.565+00:002010-05-29T01:05:34.565+00:00Hi Cher,
Thanks for that. I about to do some more...Hi Cher,<br />Thanks for that. I about to do some more mixing and matching. <br />I cannot stop thinking about my gloves. The power of glove. Some might say that glove is a many splendored thing. Hmmm...<br />Thank you Cher and much kindness to you and your loved ones:-)klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-69638826120429221142010-05-29T00:56:46.605+00:002010-05-29T00:56:46.605+00:00Ah Rhyen,
Can you hear it? Can you feel it? Glov...Ah Rhyen,<br />Can you hear it? Can you feel it? Glove is in the air.<br />Never used any acid when doing the dishes. Now that would be a trip.<br />No, there is one of the great mysteries of the Universe, happening. The holes in the gloves just seem to occur due to some distortion of our dimensional reality. Or something like that:-)<br />I'm glad you like my musical references. Might as well face it your addicted to glove...klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-40966268910894373582010-05-29T00:47:37.217+00:002010-05-29T00:47:37.217+00:00Hi Kelly,
I figured you would understand my ongoin...Hi Kelly,<br />I figured you would understand my ongoing hatred of rubber gloves. I'm thinking of starting up a rubber gloves, dishwashers, toasters, solar lamps, sticky rolls of tape, and yes sir, 'non-stick' frying pans anonymous support group. (You can take a breath now)...<br />I'm sorry about your plight with your hands. I really hope that clears up soon. <br />I like your idea about just dumping the lot outside and setting it on fire. Have some kind of a ceremony and a really weird BBQ.<br />You know what? To heck with it. I gonna' buy some paper plates and plastic cutlery. <br />Right then. I'm off to the airport. I hope I get there in the end. I promise not to get worked up over some foamy soap. I'd lather not, thanks:-)<br />Best dishes and a suppository, your way, Rectum? Darn near killed 'em....klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-78463035160492091332010-05-28T23:44:54.435+00:002010-05-28T23:44:54.435+00:00"All you need is glove!" Oh, Gary, this ..."All you need is glove!" Oh, Gary, this was such a funny post. I can picture you mixing and matching. What a visual!Cher Duncombehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00070334939399949702noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-25943650427304174632010-05-28T18:42:29.874+00:002010-05-28T18:42:29.874+00:00Haha! That was sick! I mean, the glove, just look ...Haha! That was sick! I mean, the glove, just look at that. Have you mistakenly used hydrochloric acid as your dishwashing liquid? And oh, Tina Turner, the Beatles, and Foreigner... very nice mixture, indeed. Thanks for the laughs, Gary. Your post cracks me up. I just feel like a glove.Ryhen https://www.blogger.com/profile/12509493991854128695noreply@blogger.com