tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post9167755895277333877..comments2024-03-27T22:57:59.870+00:00Comments on klahanie: The Wee Folks Friends Equals Fun And Frolics.klahaniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comBlogger44125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-71998221161976883292011-04-12T18:03:47.959+00:002011-04-12T18:03:47.959+00:00Howdy lifeshighway,
Aha :) I wish to thank you fo...Howdy lifeshighway,<br />Aha :) I wish to thank you for reading this in the tongue-in-cheek way it was intended.<br />Kind wishes and a British ice cream, your way, Gary :)klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-9896234158556968132011-04-12T11:22:52.623+00:002011-04-12T11:22:52.623+00:00OH MY, Wee Folks settle down. Whew, I need a showe...OH MY, Wee Folks settle down. Whew, I need a shower after all that wee activity.<br /><br />And I do want some ice cream.lifeshighwayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14389824485602821605noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-59616202598282070132011-04-06T12:20:48.020+00:002011-04-06T12:20:48.020+00:00Hello Anonymous,
I respect what you have noted. I...Hello Anonymous,<br />I respect what you have noted. I experiment with different styles of writing. I knew this posting might be risky, but it was very much tongue-in-cheek. <br />Take very good care of yourself and keep smiling.<br />In kindness, Garyklahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-69966402168475851012011-04-06T09:44:29.360+00:002011-04-06T09:44:29.360+00:00As a long-time follower of your blog I usually enj...As a long-time follower of your blog I usually enjoy your slighty off kilter sense of humour, but I have to say I found this post to be in poor taste.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-36851069789894938502011-04-05T22:33:29.928+00:002011-04-05T22:33:29.928+00:00Hi Jai,
Ah yes, a big creamy cone with a 99 Flake....Hi Jai,<br />Ah yes, a big creamy cone with a 99 Flake. Very nice, indeed. <br />And speaking of 'screw balls', you're right, the ice cream truck is a rarity in North America. I can understand you missing the great British ice cream van.<br />The blossoms have finally started to burst in all their radiant glory. As for the 'wee folks', I wish they'd leave their 'radiant glory' for the privacy of the garden :)<br />In peace and kindness, your way, Gary.klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-16539115256980352732011-04-05T22:27:44.890+00:002011-04-05T22:27:44.890+00:00Howdy The Reckmonster,
Reck, Reck, Reck...how does...Howdy The Reckmonster,<br />Reck, Reck, Reck...how does that song go? 'Gnome, gnome and deranged..where the fairies and the stuffed animals play...'<br />A registry for pervy gnome offenders? Yeah, could put them on some kind of clean up crew, starting with my living room furniture.<br />Glad this gave you some chuckles eh. Take off eh, you hoser! :)klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-23260185199591730052011-04-05T05:12:33.144+00:002011-04-05T05:12:33.144+00:00Oh, the ice cream van! You can't even imagine ...Oh, the ice cream van! You can't even imagine how much I miss the good old ice cream van from my childhood. I miss the 99flakes, and screw balls and choc ices. Americans don't do ice cream vans.<br /><br />I bet all the spring blossoms are looking gorgeous but I can't say that I'm into those 'wee' folk you mention. I don't think I thought about them much.<br /><br />JaiJai Joshihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04858987106548357551noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-33677877740219162802011-04-05T04:28:19.740+00:002011-04-05T04:28:19.740+00:00Gar,Gar,Gar...You have GOT to get your gnomes unde...Gar,Gar,Gar...You have GOT to get your gnomes under control. You don't want them ending up on some kind of "registry" for pervy gnome offenders! I laughed all the way through this post!! Thanks for the chuckles, eh? =)The Reckmonsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08846718419590267145noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-19309416730423803192011-04-05T00:20:20.560+00:002011-04-05T00:20:20.560+00:00Hi Ian,
Yes indeed, a hot topic about a cool subje...Hi Ian,<br />Yes indeed, a hot topic about a cool subject.<br />What? No 'wee folks' crawling the streets around where you used to live. Gee, that sounds boring :)<br />Aha, so you are not exactly a fan of the screeching 'music' that emanates from those ice cream vans. I reckoned a lot of folks would feel that way. Actually, I do believe they passed a law over here that states they can only have the song playing on their van for only a few seconds at a time. Yeah right.<br />And there is something a bit creepy about they way the drive around and basically torment the parents into getting their adorable kids a nice messy cone.<br />Cheers Ian and have a good week eh.<br />Take care,<br />Gary.klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-57826736259413696112011-04-03T21:08:58.830+00:002011-04-03T21:08:58.830+00:00Well, I never guessed that a lament about ice-crea...Well, I never guessed that a lament about ice-cream vans would morph into such a hot topic! <br /><br />Where I used to live, they (ice-cream vans, not the wee folks) used to crawl the street several times a day through the summer months. The music drove me crazy, and I always found something creepy and rather predatory about the way they drove slowly along enticing children to bug their parents for a treat...Botanisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12098709722475364465noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-57916679044698480052011-04-03T20:54:26.287+00:002011-04-03T20:54:26.287+00:00Howdy Kelly,
You may well be correct. As you are ...Howdy Kelly,<br />You may well be correct. As you are well aware, I do like to variate my writing styles. I think we both like the idea that folks who grace us with a visit, never know what to expect from us. <br />Personally, I think sticking to one genre is boring and my mixed-up mind needs to keep trying new formulas. <br />I knew you would be proud of me with this one. And I am deeply humbled and flattered, that you, Kelly, would give me kudos for my attempt at something rather cruder than what one might possibly expect from lil' ol' me. <br />And 'Fartbook', 'Farcebook', 'Fakebook' and the interaction I share with a number of bloggers on there, including your good self, was indeed a bit of inspiration to give me the urge to write this thought provoking and deeply profound posting :) <br />Thank you ever so much for your congratulations. Coming from the master of 'farts and crafts', such as your awesome self, is high praise, indeed. In fact, this really was good wholesome entertainment for the entire family. Or maybe not. <br />I am honoured, beyond any appropriate adjective, that you liked this posting. Thank you for liking the photo of my mother and me. Happy British Mother's Day, mum. <br />Bazza's comment was very funny and I appreciate his musings and his, no doubt, fondness for rabbits :)<br />A great day to you in your strange world of serious, sensitive writing and your thoughtful postings on sex-crazed psychotic clowns who like to play with biologically correct plastic dolls :)<br />'Oh, I'm Popeye the sailor man, I lives in a frying pan. I turned on the gas and burnt my ass. Oh, I'm Popeye the sailor man. Toot...toot...'klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-82606808250521792122011-04-03T20:31:05.962+00:002011-04-03T20:31:05.962+00:00Greetings Hawk aka BrownDog,
That's really nea...Greetings Hawk aka BrownDog,<br />That's really neat that your human's daddy had an ice cream man at his office. I hope the dude didn't melt :) So I reckon, if you or your human wants an ice cream, y'all have to visit a town.<br />Me thinks the 'wee folks' had best stay in the garden. My poor human was shocked at what he saw.<br />I knew you were worth any cost that might occur at the vets. Your human's know your health is paramount. <br />And now I'm wondering if you might try chatting away in an English accent. I think that would be jolly fun thing to do :)<br />Take very good care of yourself and your humans.<br />Pawsitive wishes and doggy kisses, Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet star! xxklahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-7828167570724444022011-04-03T20:21:14.105+00:002011-04-03T20:21:14.105+00:00Hi Raining Acorns,
Ah yes, I do indeed know of Joh...Hi Raining Acorns,<br />Ah yes, I do indeed know of John Cage's 4'33" It gives me much listening pleasure :) Oh, by the way, I have a Marcel Marceau CD that I just cannot seem to sell...<br />I reckon John Cage's song, or Marcel Marceau's CD, should be played on every ice cream van :)klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-34538908905827299722011-04-03T06:16:54.135+00:002011-04-03T06:16:54.135+00:00Dear Freakin' god, Gary! I bet you've sho...Dear Freakin' god, Gary! I bet you've shocked some followers with this hilarious story about the Wee Folk and Stuffed Animal Orgy from Hell. Or from Leek, rather. This has to be your naughtiest post yet. Kudos! You have done well. It sounds like you taken a bit of our funny little exchanges at Facebook, thrown in some crazy 'great globs of creamy goo' and added some sticky dribble dribbles of insanity to the whole mess of fun. I congratulate you on this fine, wholesome posting, goddamn it! What a wonderful story and fun for the whole sordid family.<br /><br />You be one sick mutha. And this is a high compliment from me, ya know. :) Gosh and wow. "Oh I'm Popeye The Sailor Man, I lives in a Frying Pan...." and so on. Btw, I like the pic of you and your mom. But that is funny what bazza said in his comment at first, regarding that. lol. Here's to a great day and happy gnome fucking. You've done well, my friend. I'm proud.Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-66591759934509086122011-04-03T00:59:13.098+00:002011-04-03T00:59:13.098+00:00Hi Y'all,
We live in very rural areas so we d...Hi Y'all,<br /><br />We live in very rural areas so we do not have ice cream trucks. My Human says when she was little the town where her daddy's office was had an ice cream man. He just pull a cord that rang a bell, so he was called the "jingle bell man". <br /><br />We don't have any "wee ones" or gnomes so I'm not sure what to think about all their carryin's on.<br /><br />Tell Penny vets are very expensive, but I'm worth it, too! (for an English lady, her southern accent is excellent)<br /><br />Y'all come by now, <br />Hawk aka BrownDogFANCY the Red Standard Poodlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17369189341017481001noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-57623548804459692782011-04-02T23:29:57.025+00:002011-04-02T23:29:57.025+00:00Oh, wait, I know JUST the thing--The Sound of Sile...Oh, wait, I know JUST the thing--The Sound of Silence reminded me: John Cage's 4'33". Do you know it? It's 4 minutes 33 seconds of silence. Ah, the avant-garde ice cream truck! What do you think?Susan Scheid (Raining Acorns)https://www.blogger.com/profile/02827286681242730183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-13693167005259527972011-04-02T21:21:09.178+00:002011-04-02T21:21:09.178+00:00Hello to, From the shy and coy Sir Tom Eagerly,
A...Hello to, From the shy and coy Sir Tom Eagerly, <br />Ah, Sir Tom, what a delight to have you take the time from your hectic schedule that involves outrageous adulation from your adoring fans, to visit me. I, of course, are most definitely, your biggest adoring fan.<br />Lady Eagerly has your staff place said ice cream into her extremely large chest...sorry, her extremely large freezer chest. <br />I thought you had your scotch delivered by cargo planes to your private airport and stored in your very large warehouse. Have you decided against that now, odd chap, I mean, old chap?klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-36444692579069830612011-04-02T21:11:41.195+00:002011-04-02T21:11:41.195+00:00Hi there THE SNEE,
It is indeed a small world afte...Hi there THE SNEE,<br />It is indeed a small world after all. 'Mr Ding-a-ling' eh? Hmmmm..Chuck Berry has an ice cream van. How cool is that? <br />Ah, so Mr. Ding-a-ling gets into a creamy frenzy with the wee folks in my living room, whilst his British equivalent, 'Mr. Whippy' whips it out and says check out my 'ding-a ling, Mr. Ding-a-ling'...and the wee folks and a variety of stuffed friends reckon that it's time for yet another party, complete with ice cream and great gobs of creamy goo and some various fruity sticky toppings n' stuff...<br />Can you tell I'm bored, Rebecca? Glad you loved this rather idiotic post and the blurry photo of my mother and me, yes, shy and humble me :)<br />Kind wishes and a 'Mr Whippy' ice cream van, man, your way, Gary :)klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-9590140611919652722011-04-02T20:58:12.031+00:002011-04-02T20:58:12.031+00:00Hi Asma Khan,
Why thank you and I've had a che...Hi Asma Khan,<br />Why thank you and I've had a check of your very nice blog :)<br />Have a cool weekend.<br />Kind wishes, Gary.klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-46622013811323191312011-04-02T20:56:38.831+00:002011-04-02T20:56:38.831+00:00Hi Jemi,
Ummm..my poor mother might just deny all ...Hi Jemi,<br />Ummm..my poor mother might just deny all knowledge of my shy and humble blog :)<br />What? You still have snow in your part of Canada. Say it aint so :) I reckon it's time for an ice cream truck to visit you. You could have an ice cream with a maple syrup topping and listen to the 'Maple leaf Forever' playing from the truck's speakers :)<br />Take care eh and have a good weekend.<br />In kindness and a cool cone, your way, Gary :)klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-1056719711804671122011-04-02T20:50:26.804+00:002011-04-02T20:50:26.804+00:00Hi Nas,
Thank you, I shall be over to your superb ...Hi Nas,<br />Thank you, I shall be over to your superb blog, very soon. <br />Something on Nas' blog for me? Hmmm...hope it has nothing to do with 'great globs of creamy goo' :)klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-41638934124596009322011-04-02T20:47:35.007+00:002011-04-02T20:47:35.007+00:00Hi Joylene,
They sure as heck are like 'purrve...Hi Joylene,<br />They sure as heck are like 'purrverts'! <br />I mentioned to my dear mother that I have put up a posting. Hopefully, she will read it and admire just how well my writing has come along :) She will now know the crazy stuff I get subjected too. <br />Now you know, Joylene, why I need to get back to Canada. I do so hope I can still stay a few days at my mother's place. LOL eh.<br />And soon you will find that the spring weather has warmed up enough where you live, to appreciate a good ol' ice cream. eh. Just wondering if you have a fan assisted oven. They really circulate the warmth :)<br />May you have a pooper-scooper weekend. Me thinks I shall take your advice and take Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet star, for a nice walk.<br />Kind wishes and Bob and Doug McKenzie video, your way, Gary.klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-39934880956260331982011-04-02T20:34:53.037+00:002011-04-02T20:34:53.037+00:00Hi becca,
Me thinks that is a shame that you don&#...Hi becca,<br />Me thinks that is a shame that you don't have the 'joys' of listening to the wondrous tunes that get played on an ice cream truck. And no ice cream parlour. That is beyond belief. Then again, I guess, there's always a 'McFlurry'...<br />I must go and rent an upholstery cleaner. What they have done to my furniture. Sofa..so bad...<br />Thanks becca and may you have a lovely weekend.<br />In kindness and a British ice cream van, your way, Gary :)klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-31443363407578136422011-04-02T20:29:37.039+00:002011-04-02T20:29:37.039+00:00Hi LilPixi,
Ah yes, that ice cream guy and the ...Hi LilPixi,<br />Ah yes, that ice cream guy and the 'great globs of creamy goo', which of course, was indeed, ice cream. At least, I think it was ice cream...<br />Old Kitty and her lovable pussy, Charlie, are, no doubt enjoying the spring season :)<br />Funny you should mention the sugar jar. Caught a couple of gnomes having a sniff of the stuff. I wonder if the sugar made their sex-filled frolicking fun, all the sweeter.<br />Thanks for liking the picture. May you, my good friend and Farcebook buddy, have a most peaceful weekend.<br />Kind wishes and some Ice cream with whipped cream, your way, Gary :)klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-39768845390566722772011-04-02T20:17:22.594+00:002011-04-02T20:17:22.594+00:00Hi there Old Kitty,
Cannot be having the wee folks...Hi there Old Kitty,<br />Cannot be having the wee folks turning my living room into some kinda' kinky hangout for their sordid little parties :)<br />Me thinks you should come and get your 99 Flake cone from that dude in the ice cream van where I live.<br />I can just see you getting in front of those kids as you dance to the awesome sounds of the Popeye theme tune! :)<br />Yes indeed, my mum. Gets two Mother's Day, days, in one year. The one here and the one on May 8 in North America. I shall be there for that Mother's Day :)<br />Kind wishes and a 99 Flake, your way, Gary<br />xklahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.com