tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post7691152275772578046..comments2024-03-27T22:57:59.870+00:00Comments on klahanie: Bog Roll.klahaniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-65334660330489635832012-12-24T01:01:52.438+00:002012-12-24T01:01:52.438+00:00Good grief, All Consuming,
Welcome to this blast ...Good grief, All Consuming,<br /><br />Welcome to this blast from the past. And when I say "blast", it has nothing to do with anything relating to butt tunes :)<br /><br />I am so pleased this archived posting made you laugh and perhaps, for a brief moment, made you forget about your lurgy. <br /><br />Ah yes, I need a 'Polish' guy to shine up my furniture. Oops, that was as bad as this um crap post. Worse still than the correct way of hanging your bog roll, is finding the roll is finished and none to replace it.<br /><br />And thank you for taking the time to comment on this old bog, sorry blog :) x<br /><br />Gary, still looking very much like a garden gnome :)klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-65549325656836192572012-12-24T00:37:50.971+00:002012-12-24T00:37:50.971+00:00"I thought that, 'ass wipe', must be ..."I thought that, 'ass wipe', must be some kind of cleaning ingredient. He had gone away and I ended up using my shirt. I mean using my shirt for the lanterns." - Hahahahaha, that made me laugh so much! A wheezy laugh here with this lurgy. Oh and our roll, tis on a pole! (Not a Polish guy, can't get the 'staff' you know) :D Thanks for having written this all that time ago. xAll Consuminghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03089119991474852732noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-50496850227215170382010-09-23T23:12:14.554+00:002010-09-23T23:12:14.554+00:00Hi Shanaz,
What!? You don't want to take me u...Hi Shanaz,<br />What!? You don't want to take me up on my kind offer of 'used' toilet paper :-( ha ha..<br />Now then, I've noticed that toilets in Canada, seem to be lower to the ground and with wider bowls, than the ones in Britain. When you flush, you get this swirling whirlpool of..well..you know...in Canadian toilets. <br />The closest I have come to a squat toilet in Canada was at a British Columbia government campsite. Now then, toilets in France.....<br />I hope this little bit of toilet musings was okay.<br />Kind wishes and a French public toilet, your way, Gary :-)klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-14942031595675034012010-09-23T19:43:06.311+00:002010-09-23T19:43:06.311+00:00Used bog papers? Eeek, Gary please keep them for y...Used bog papers? Eeek, Gary please keep them for your own urgent needs. LOL! You're terrible! Haha.<br /> <br />I'd love to read more about other vital life issues that you have in mind. Maybe next time you'll share your insights on the various types of toilet? Do Canadians still use the squat toilet? I think it's crucial that we know the history of toilets, what do you think?<br /><br />A pink toilet seat, and a peace sign,<br />S. :Dshanaz@RShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12470536308827713492noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-58274934818813173242010-09-22T15:47:50.070+00:002010-09-22T15:47:50.070+00:00Greetings 'It's Time to Live',
That is...Greetings 'It's Time to Live',<br />That is very kind of you. Here's wishing you a peaceful and positive day.<br />With respect, Garyklahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-13416497484964744032010-09-22T15:37:12.936+00:002010-09-22T15:37:12.936+00:00The smile I was looking for today? I found it in t...The smile I was looking for today? I found it in the lines of you blog. Thanks for the uplift.Its Time to Livehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04668317284838022522noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-7093243927929143182010-09-19T22:19:25.325+00:002010-09-19T22:19:25.325+00:00Hi Sharon,
Thanks for the return visit. Who the h...Hi Sharon,<br />Thanks for the return visit. Who the heck's that in my bathroom? lol<br />Your 'disorder' is a new one on me. Maybe it's 'POTD'. So I guess that means you head straight for someone's bathroom and check out the toilet paper set up. Interesting.<br />Have a great week.<br />In kindness, Gary :-)klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-42608257006225044572010-09-19T22:08:32.586+00:002010-09-19T22:08:32.586+00:00Hi John,
Another vote for the 'over the top...Hi John,<br />Another vote for the 'over the top' method of toilet paper hanging.<br />Well advised to fold several sheets over. Judging by some of the cheaper brands, I must as well just shove the whole roll up me bum :-)<br />Have a good week.<br />Kind wishes, Gary.klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-65633414664626836062010-09-19T01:14:27.326+00:002010-09-19T01:14:27.326+00:00Like I said Gary...if there's an issue when I ...Like I said Gary...if there's an issue when I visit (researching) I'll quietly fix it for you. :)<br /><br />I do it for everyone. I'm pretty sure there's a special name for my disorder. Is it OTPD? (Over Top Paper Disorder)<br /><br />Have a great weekend....Fun post....Sharon K. Mayhewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07799235347319851345noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-79140331668339397362010-09-18T15:19:01.773+00:002010-09-18T15:19:01.773+00:00I like my bog roll to be unrolled away from the wa...I like my bog roll to be unrolled away from the wall. Much easier to deal with.<br /><br />And to avoid the shitty finger poke I'll careflly fold several sheets before the first ceremonial wipe.The Joined up Cookhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02797087157041713649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-61461574386619721512010-09-18T01:26:58.313+00:002010-09-18T01:26:58.313+00:00Hi Joanne,
Yes they were vital questions and I'...Hi Joanne,<br />Yes they were vital questions and I'm so pleased you got to the bottom of it.<br />Yikes, don't go telling Kelly he has some kinda' comment award. If he reads that, he will, no doubt, shit himself, yet again.<br />You know, it aint easy for me to try and come up with some mildly clever response to each person who comments. See, I'm proving that as I type.<br />You raise a very good point in regards to cats and kids. I have seen similar scenes where our dog has pulled the roll right down and scattered tiny pieces of chewed up toilet paper all over the floor.<br />I'm glad that toilet paper has brought back some fond childhood memories for you.<br />Anyway, I appreciate all that you have noted in your comment. I'm not so sure about this wiping ones butt with their left hand in certain countries. However, based on some of the folks I know, I think they get in there with both hands, arms and feet:-) <br />Speaking of dizzying arrays; I believe their is a 'fartune' to be made in toilet options. Maybe a talking toilet that says, 'hey asshole, put my seat and lid back down!'<br />I just wanted to let you know that my 'fart's in the right place'.<br />Thank you for added your remarks to this highly crucial debate.<br />With respect and a, 'pooprint', I mean blueprint of some toilet options, your way, Gary:-)klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-42063410023704406152010-09-18T01:00:39.161+00:002010-09-18T01:00:39.161+00:00Ah Kelly,
I see you have made a return after decla...Ah Kelly,<br />I see you have made a return after declaring to the internet world that you basically shat yourself. I commend you for your honesty and your candour. Did you know that the 'polite' British term for 'shit' is 'shite'?<br />Hmmmm...change of plan. I shall not be going anywhere near your toilet roll holder. I heard about your ferocious pussies. Yes, I know, cats have this evil plan to rule the world.<br />I'm sure the internet world has a visual of you wiping your ass crack using your highly acclaimed and oh so expert system. <br />Have a shite day, Kelly.<br />Kind wishes and a wet fart, your way, Gary :-)klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-54508643847000900882010-09-17T15:56:18.830+00:002010-09-17T15:56:18.830+00:00vital questions, yes.
some very entertaining toil...vital questions, yes.<br /><br />some very entertaining toilet paper comments here to read. Kelly takes the award, though.<br /><br />I grew up in a house with four of us kids and two cats. The toilet paper roll was placed in the holder with the tail rolling under and toward the back of the wall? Why? Because if not, then the whole roll would end up on the floor in a heap. The cats and the kids would have fun spinning it from the front until the whole roll was on the floor. So, now, as an adult, I don't really care which way it is turned and don't pay attention to it when I replace it. But when it just so happens to land with the tail toward the wall I do have fond memories of childhood.<br /><br />I knew someone once who held the comfort of toilet paper so dear that when traveling internationally he would pack fewer clothes to make room in his suitcase for bringing his own toilet paper to make sure his visit abroad would be comfortable.<br /><br />I was told once that in parts of the world it is customary to use the left hand is used to wipe with (without the benefit of toilet paper), so shaking hands and eating are only done with the right hand. Is that true? Or is it just a gullible American who would believe that?<br /><br />Then there is the matter of bidets and toilets in general, a topic David Sedaris covers extensively in his book, "When You are Engulfed in Flames". Apparently, there are toilets nowadays that have a dizzying array of options to choose from.<br /><br />Thank you for opening up this important topic of conversation. It's obviously something that is on all of our minds (and other places) :)joannenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-40262603305116069232010-09-17T03:59:23.505+00:002010-09-17T03:59:23.505+00:00Yes, I laughed until I shat myself, proper.... or ...Yes, I laughed until I shat myself, proper.... or "unproperly". That's not even a real word but the shit can go hit the fan, for all I care.<br /><br />You can try to come here and turn my roll of poo paper around but be warned: I have two ferocious guard kitties on constant alert that attack and eat sumo wrestlers for breakfast and not bother asking questions later.<br /><br />I'm glad you appreciate what a fine, expert system I have for wiping my crack. It's good to have the people of the internet acknowledge my sage wisdom on such important matters.<br /><br />And with that... I bid you "bidet", Sir Gary and I hope you have a crusty good time.Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-19566746963062858742010-09-16T23:22:29.957+00:002010-09-16T23:22:29.957+00:00Hi Diane,
Ah, another great idea for that legendar...Hi Diane,<br />Ah, another great idea for that legendary toilet paper, 'Izal'.<br />So that's candles, sand paper and tracing paper.<br />I guess consensus would have it that it should roll over the top. If, by chance, it's up against the wall, you may have to switch it around :-)<br />The toilet paper in question is a brand named 'Nicki'. Four rolls for 99 pence at 'Home Bargains'. I'm hoping that the 'magical light' shining on the paper was the glowing lamp I placed above it. Well, I hope so.<br />Thanks, Diane.<br />With respect, Gary xklahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-81899088422840502542010-09-16T23:12:27.659+00:002010-09-16T23:12:27.659+00:00Hi bazza,
I suspected you were an 'over the to...Hi bazza,<br />I suspected you were an 'over the top' kinda' guy.<br />Some bloggers have what is called a 'blog list', such as you, good sir. Some call it a 'blog roll', such as I, and not to be confused with 'bog roll'. I can see it now, 'hey klahanie, I've added you to my 'bog roll', I mean 'blog roll'.<br />Take care, Gary:-)klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-2854463842812098632010-09-16T22:58:17.756+00:002010-09-16T22:58:17.756+00:00Hi Rebecca aka THE SNEE,
Wow, a toilet roll distra...Hi Rebecca aka THE SNEE,<br />Wow, a toilet roll distraction to 'wipe' away the memories of the three cracked tiles. So an over the top strategy can be an aid in selling a home. You just have to roll with it. What next? Toilet paper origami? <br />And speaking of toilets; you have just reminded me of another fascinating topic. That's coloured (colored)toilet water that only works for one flush. <br />Thanks, Rebecca. Hope you manage to have a peaceful weekend, Gary:-)klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-77732674942565103282010-09-16T22:45:46.292+00:002010-09-16T22:45:46.292+00:00Hello Sir Tom Eagerly,
I do like to post up some h...Hello Sir Tom Eagerly,<br />I do like to post up some highly important topics. The fact it can cause such debates pleases me to the point of hysterical euphoria.<br />I'm not so sure about me analysing a 'throbbing pulse'. Perhaps you are into that sort of thing, old chap.<br />Indeed that toilet paper would have been a handy substitute for sand paper. A life saver for many a handy carpenter. <br />Bottoms down!klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-43646979327996940192010-09-16T22:30:45.382+00:002010-09-16T22:30:45.382+00:00Hey there, Kelly,
So basically, what I'm getti...Hey there, Kelly,<br />So basically, what I'm getting from your comment is that if I were to visit your abode and sneakily turned your bum wipe so it was hanging up against da wall...well, upon your discovery, you would most likely start crying and shit your good self because my evil plan is beyond a decent fart. Is that about right? As opposed to using your left hand.<br />Thank you for sharing your butt wiping system. I can't quite put my finger on it, butt it seems like an excellent idea.<br />Did having a good laugh, whilst reading this blog, make you want to make the biggest 'Plop, Plop, Plop', ever! ? <br />Take care. Kind wishes and an overseas fart, your way, Gary :-)klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-21968332907783361132010-09-16T22:07:04.001+00:002010-09-16T22:07:04.001+00:00Hi Shanaz,
You know I like to discuss the importan...Hi Shanaz,<br />You know I like to discuss the important things in our lives such as rubber gloves, non-stick frying pans and sticky tape. <br />So you preferred the up against the wall method of toilet paper placement. Still, I think it's great that you have now become a bog roll rebel and don't even bother to slot it into the thingy. Rock n' bog roll, baby!<br />I cannot possibly think of what could be more important than discussing toilet paper. lol<br />Kind wishes and some 'used' toilet paper, your way, Gary:-)klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-54968833984708477312010-09-16T21:59:53.858+00:002010-09-16T21:59:53.858+00:00Hi Joylene,
I'm so pleased that you would neve...Hi Joylene,<br />I'm so pleased that you would never use such a crude term as 'ASS WIPE'.<br />Butt wipe sounds like a great idea and could indeed be a reminder of the male members of your family lol.<br />Yikes, another vote for the, 'over the top', method. I think I would come into your house and sneak it back around so that it was back to 'tail-in':-)<br />Thank you, Joylene.<br />Kind wishes and some British 1970's toilet paper, your way, Gary.klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-51756170981074457852010-09-16T21:52:13.440+00:002010-09-16T21:52:13.440+00:00Greetings 'Masked Blogger',
I've been ...Greetings 'Masked Blogger',<br />I've been wondering that myself. I think it is time to conduct a 'lavatory' experiment and bring in a few mad scientists:-)<br />Peaceful and positive wishes, Gary.klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-21804145218389832812010-09-16T21:49:55.744+00:002010-09-16T21:49:55.744+00:00Dear David,
Lou Rawls, ah yes, he did a live versi...Dear David,<br />Lou Rawls, ah yes, he did a live version of that song, 'The Girl from I'poo'nema':-)<br />So that would be two votes for the 'over the top' method of toilet paper placement. <br />Thanks for the compliments, Dave. Very kind of you. I've noted just how warm, witty and charming you have become. Wonder if that has anything to do with reading my award winning blogs. I state ever so modestly. <br />Kind wishes, your way, Gary.klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-70482213942945676702010-09-16T21:39:01.136+00:002010-09-16T21:39:01.136+00:00Hi Sharon,
I'd like to have a read of your ...Hi Sharon,<br />I'd like to have a read of your 'bog' blog. <br />I want to thank you for letting me know that toilet paper should roll over the top. Apparently, many hotels insist on having their rolls placed the way you suggest. It is supposed to save them a fortune in the amount of sheets used. Hmmmm...<br />If you ever visit my house, I shall make sure that the toilet paper is on the way you suggest. In fact, I would make sure the toilet seat is also down :-)<br />Thanks, Sharon.<br />With respect, Gary.klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-27430554846972466302010-09-16T19:55:17.486+00:002010-09-16T19:55:17.486+00:00Hi Gary
I grew up with Izal toilet paper - not gre...Hi Gary<br />I grew up with Izal toilet paper - not great for the toilet, but it was fantastic to use as tracing paper if I wanted to draw something. It was very thin, shiny and smelt very odd.<br />As for hanging the roll, I have never looked, I think it may change each time I fix it onto the wall.<br />Loved the photo, it looked like there was a very magical light shining upon your lavatory paper, just wondered what brand is that?<br />Best wishes<br />Di xDiane Perryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06659265615593465267noreply@blogger.com