tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post748483328734149830..comments2024-03-27T22:57:59.870+00:00Comments on klahanie: Howdy Do You Wipe That?klahaniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comBlogger99125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-30656188598920672392014-02-02T00:34:51.274+00:002014-02-02T00:34:51.274+00:00Hi Jess,
Totally lost in translation. Thankfully...Hi Jess,<br /><br />Totally lost in translation. Thankfully, I am now fluent in North American and British. <br /><br />Gary :)klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-43485750644554182672014-02-01T22:25:05.313+00:002014-02-01T22:25:05.313+00:00Hilarious! It cracks me up thinking about the dif...Hilarious! It cracks me up thinking about the different phrases used in different places. It is easy to have a misunderstanding and these were priceless. :)<br />~JessDMShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04202502753961748992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-22565148076268504802014-01-28T20:44:03.357+00:002014-01-28T20:44:03.357+00:00Hi Kim,
Thanks and did you like the posting?
Y...Hi Kim,<br /><br />Thanks and did you like the posting? <br /><br />You are on my blog roll. Penny wonders why she isn't included in your list of blogs you follow on your intro page :)<br /><br />Be well and keep smiling, Kim.<br /><br />Gary :) xklahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-89388078378860299702014-01-28T15:48:57.020+00:002014-01-28T15:48:57.020+00:00Love your photo of Penny above!
Btw, Can I be on...Love your photo of Penny above!<br /><br />Btw, Can I be on your Bog Roll?!!! Xxxmyinnerchick.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07523772091083412278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-37728501399753267602014-01-26T01:47:18.041+00:002014-01-26T01:47:18.041+00:00Hey Lee,
My blog has gone to the can, man. Yes i...Hey Lee,<br /><br />My blog has gone to the can, man. Yes it is. Although, where I'm from, somebody might say, "Hey asswipe, buy some asswipe, asswipe!"<br /><br />Nice to see you. Time to visit you and have a chat about the alphabet.<br /><br />Gary :)klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-5474422300283303852014-01-25T22:53:41.134+00:002014-01-25T22:53:41.134+00:00Is this post a sign that your blog is going down t...Is this post a sign that your blog is going down the toilet? Where I come from an "asswipe" is not a thing but a person. One thing you don't want to be is an asswipe. <br /><br />Lee<br /><a href="http://wrotebyrote.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow">Wrote By Rote</a><br /><br />Arlee Birdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11663942782929929334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-30104224485664172682014-01-25T20:48:13.792+00:002014-01-25T20:48:13.792+00:00Hi Elise,
A great way to start the morning, eh! :...Hi Elise,<br /><br />A great way to start the morning, eh! :) The asswipes and the blog roll, um bog roll :) <br /><br />Ah and the spider joins the Village People. It's fun to stay at the YMCA....<br /><br />Gary :)klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-41312232740536330882014-01-25T20:43:05.537+00:002014-01-25T20:43:05.537+00:00HI Shannon,
Oh my goodness grief. Did you know t...HI Shannon,<br /><br />Oh my goodness grief. Did you know that Essex is occupied by folks from another world.....Actually, the British do know these days, what "knocked up" means. And a lady might well be "up the duff." I can imagine the stunned look on that front-desk person's face :) Too funny, Shannon.<br /><br />Gary :)klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-18979234040009048972014-01-25T20:38:32.653+00:002014-01-25T20:38:32.653+00:00Hi Hilary,
Ah those hysterical days of youth. Ju...Hi Hilary,<br /><br />Ah those hysterical days of youth. Just the word poo would and still does, cause me to giggle like an idiot.<br /><br />Wales and Scotland, I can handle the dialects and the various references to toilets. I still shudder when I think about a certain public toilet in southern France. I will try to check that film out.<br /><br />Ah yes and I be "oop north!" <br /><br />Take care, Hilary.<br /><br />Gary klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-23256205454929533152014-01-25T20:26:49.172+00:002014-01-25T20:26:49.172+00:00Hi Kerrie,
How lovely to see you again. My alleg...Hi Kerrie,<br /><br />How lovely to see you again. My alleged humour is like a vindaloo gone real bad the next day :) You are flushed with good stuff. Your mother was maybe hoping that you would have loads of money and you were flushed with success. Show me the money. You have another 30 years before you reach the 50 flush, dear friend.<br /><br />No bottom to the buns, um puns.<br /><br />Wishing you a lovely weekend, Kerrie.<br /><br />Gary :)klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-12161361246956273292014-01-24T20:47:23.372+00:002014-01-24T20:47:23.372+00:00your humour is a great and rich as the next day af...your humour is a great and rich as the next day after a curry so impressed am I that I can not think of any thing flush to say ...my mother as child used to say feeling flush this week ? then after I hit the age of 50 flush had a whole new meaning. now you have added to the whole theme will we ever get to the bottom of the puns I hope not regardskerriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05013226271426913979noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-66769389658499618382014-01-24T09:28:46.774+00:002014-01-24T09:28:46.774+00:00Hi Gary - way too many remembrances here .. we lau...Hi Gary - way too many remembrances here .. we laughed as kids - me almost always encouraging my brothers into hysterics .. it used to upset my poor mother .. she had no control!<br /><br />But still in England I have to take 'mental time out' to work out what people are meaning sometimes .. dialects ... and if I travelled into foreign lands such as Wales or Scotland ... I'd be sunk .... hopefully down the toilet! Having just seen a film that would totally amuse and gives a wry sense of humour ... it's Australian too .. "Mary and Max" - it's animated, should you wish to check it out ... <br /><br />Cheers from down south .. and I can't put pins in maps - so many won't have an idea where down south is ... HilaryHilary Melton-Butcherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17596532480645510678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-10781926679265722622014-01-24T07:55:00.921+00:002014-01-24T07:55:00.921+00:00This was so funny, and a great way to start the mo...This was so funny, and a great way to start the morning. Good thing I didn't mix up the asswipes and the bog roll this morning, eh? And so I shall leave you with this: <br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYIUFEQeh3gElise Fallsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14734537117333738468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-25269852777226089062014-01-24T06:28:58.932+00:002014-01-24T06:28:58.932+00:00The mother of a friend of mine is from England (Es...The mother of a friend of mine is from England (Essex, I believe). She said when she first moved to the U.S. she asked the front-desk person at the hotel to knock her up in the morning. Whereas that was her asking for a wake-up call, knock up here means impregnate. <br /><br /><a href="http://thewarriormuse.com/" rel="nofollow">The Warrior Muse</a>Shannon Lawrencehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00934641808195675935noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-86615062074301329912014-01-24T02:23:25.718+00:002014-01-24T02:23:25.718+00:00You've gotta fight for your right to repartee....You've gotta fight for your right to repartee. A bit of bog banter. klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-31545359995957043352014-01-24T01:43:59.649+00:002014-01-24T01:43:59.649+00:00May repartee never end!May repartee never end!cleemckenziehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15456109243453726483noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-79532119330394407902014-01-24T01:22:19.951+00:002014-01-24T01:22:19.951+00:00Hi Keith,
I'm liking your play on turds, um w...Hi Keith,<br /><br />I'm liking your play on turds, um words. Hope you didn't literally laugh your butt off. That could pose a problem or poo, or two.<br /><br />Gary :)klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-74455199175115295432014-01-24T01:20:09.186+00:002014-01-24T01:20:09.186+00:00Hi Susan,
The lantern cleaning mystery was not on...Hi Susan,<br /><br />The lantern cleaning mystery was not one of my more brilliant days. My mother was most puzzled by my greasy t-shirt. I told her all about the new word I learnt. She wasn't amused.<br /><br />Gary :)klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-9222078401618315352014-01-24T01:17:14.407+00:002014-01-24T01:17:14.407+00:00Hi bazza,
I remember those postings. I certainly...Hi bazza,<br /><br />I remember those postings. I certainly wont get my knickers in a twist. It took a bit of elbow grease to get this posting typed. Thank you, bazza. <br /><br />Gary :)klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-25572467621692845582014-01-24T01:13:31.985+00:002014-01-24T01:13:31.985+00:00Hi Medeia,
I heard the CD was crap :) Yeah, be c...Hi Medeia,<br /><br />I heard the CD was crap :) Yeah, be careful how you use the word, "asswipe."<br /><br />Gary :)klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-64388431296453258542014-01-24T01:11:42.429+00:002014-01-24T01:11:42.429+00:00Hi Julie,
I certainly wont butt in with a comment...Hi Julie,<br /><br />I certainly wont butt in with a comment that bottoms out. Now, Lou Rawls will be a reminder for you.<br /><br />Gary :)klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-89493183976141466892014-01-24T01:08:58.776+00:002014-01-24T01:08:58.776+00:00Hi River,
I almost forgot loo rolls and that woul...Hi River,<br /><br />I almost forgot loo rolls and that would of been a bad situation :)<br /><br />Asswipe, so many connotations. I was thinking it was a compliment :)<br /><br />Gary :)klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-55895766381483912542014-01-24T01:06:04.113+00:002014-01-24T01:06:04.113+00:00Hi Rob,
I get confused just trying to comment wit...Hi Rob,<br /><br />I get confused just trying to comment with blogger acting up. Howdy to you, my friend.<br /><br />Gary :)klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-13198396003710004112014-01-24T01:04:10.780+00:002014-01-24T01:04:10.780+00:00Hi Gossip_Grl,
I'm sure everybody that aren&#...Hi Gossip_Grl,<br /><br />I'm sure everybody that aren't from around your parts loves y'all :) Your definitions are interchangeable in more places than you might of reckoned. Notice no mention of brown-nosing :)<br /><br />Gary :)klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-33856965664387998112014-01-24T01:00:56.667+00:002014-01-24T01:00:56.667+00:00Hi Lisa,
Thanks for that, Lisa. Musings about th...Hi Lisa,<br /><br />Thanks for that, Lisa. Musings about the most important of topics :) And a wonderful day to you. Time for me to check out the washroom...<br /><br />Gary :)klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.com