tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post6436944993059109338..comments2024-03-27T22:57:59.870+00:00Comments on klahanie: Defrost The Old Bird.klahaniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comBlogger38125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-12323857081098059692012-01-04T21:33:46.315+00:002012-01-04T21:33:46.315+00:00Howdy Kelly,
Great, the secret is out!
Now then, a...Howdy Kelly,<br />Great, the secret is out!<br />Now then, about that 'secret sauce' in a Big Mac :)klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-14177919590074536782012-01-04T06:06:14.627+00:002012-01-04T06:06:14.627+00:00The real reason your turkey was so juicy is that t...The real reason your turkey was so juicy is that the Wee folks had their way with it and filled it with gooey holiday cheer.Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-6699074336003372612011-12-29T01:35:55.326+00:002011-12-29T01:35:55.326+00:00Hi Hilary,
Ah yes, the colour purple. More reason...Hi Hilary,<br />Ah yes, the colour purple. More reasons to shop Morrisons...or maybe not....Much too my relief, the bird inside was not purple and the innards were, according to those who scoffed most of it, very good :)<br />Seriously it would feed 8-10 Munchkins as long as they weren't too hungry. A certain young man, no not me, a ravenous dawg and a gathering of 'wee folks', devoured almost the entire amount of the 'old bird'.<br />Thanks and I did actually have a couple of slices of white meat. Of course, I had to sneak to the fridge in the middle of the night...<br />I appreciate you checking out the 'fascinating' update on this fowl situation. And thanks for typing "sagging" sofa :) <br />I am honoured with your comment and the other fine folks that found a moment to leave such interesting thoughts on my shy and humble blog.<br />And the talented Penny will be pawing away without the chance of her having icy droplets on my keyboard.<br />Happy after Christmas but not quite New Year's day to you.klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-46095301809422400662011-12-28T08:50:05.658+00:002011-12-28T08:50:05.658+00:00Hi Gary .. it's that purple .. ghastly plastic...Hi Gary .. it's that purple .. ghastly plastic offering .. hope the innards turned out better than that wrapper and its instructions! <br /><br />8 - 10 .. are you feeding the multitude .. or you three just greedy .. or perhaps it's those little people outside ... or perhaps Penny has loads of waifs and strays in .. <br /><br />Hope you have left overs and can enjoy ... <br /><br />Now I'm going to read what happened once the turkey hit the oven ... stuffed or otherwise .. sagging sofa ... or otherwise ..<br /><br />Great post and comments ... Happy mid Christmas week to you all .. and Penny - boy can she type well .. and this year can have lovely walks no snow to freeze her paws off .. cheers for now .. HilaryHilary Melton-Butcherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17596532480645510678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-49364875719396579382011-12-28T01:46:46.642+00:002011-12-28T01:46:46.642+00:00Hi Ray,
Well, that worked. Sent the ex away and t...Hi Ray,<br />Well, that worked. Sent the ex away and the turkey started thawing! :)klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-36451300066724830482011-12-28T01:44:58.136+00:002011-12-28T01:44:58.136+00:00Hi Susan,
Indeed the turkey turned out very well, ...Hi Susan,<br />Indeed the turkey turned out very well, thank you. My Christmas was quiet and peaceful.<br />I hope you had a wonderful Christmas :)klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-20426610790612070222011-12-27T15:30:25.540+00:002011-12-27T15:30:25.540+00:00I think the easy way to defrost the turkey is to g...I think the easy way to defrost the turkey is to get it away from your ex-wife!raydenzel1https://www.blogger.com/profile/16212342091537737561noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-51231339420246637312011-12-27T04:22:16.491+00:002011-12-27T04:22:16.491+00:00I suspect your turkey was delectable, and hope you...I suspect your turkey was delectable, and hope your Christmas day was wonderful in every way!Susan Scheidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09250142489341777926noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-17726383555065063802011-12-27T01:41:10.454+00:002011-12-27T01:41:10.454+00:00Hi Delores,
Indeed, the fun-filled festivities fin...Hi Delores,<br />Indeed, the fun-filled festivities finally finished. Of course, we are now past Boxing Day and my favourite day, 'Boxing Day Eve' :)<br />The 'big day' went ever so smoothly, thank you. The bird turned out excellent, beyond our wildest dreams. As for the ex...well....<br />And now we wait for 2012. May celebrate the New Year with a bowl of turkey soup. Gosh n' stuffing...<br />All the best, Delores.<br />Happy holiday thoughts, your way, Gary :)klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-5348637413696145602011-12-27T01:35:43.335+00:002011-12-27T01:35:43.335+00:00Hello Cat Chat With Caren And Cody,
Why thank you,...Hello Cat Chat With Caren And Cody,<br />Why thank you, Caren. I sure hope you and your nearest and dearest had a pawfect Christmas! <br />And my goodness, how 'thawtful' of your husband! :)klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-89357276677291838832011-12-26T16:04:22.755+00:002011-12-26T16:04:22.755+00:00jWell here it is Boxing Day and we've made it ...jWell here it is Boxing Day and we've made it through another epic event...Christmas 2011 has been filed...hope your day went peacefully and pleasantly and that your icy hearted bird thawed properly and cooked delightfully. Turkey soup time.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-38796173031697302472011-12-25T04:21:17.064+00:002011-12-25T04:21:17.064+00:00sending wishes to you that you have a wonderful ho...sending wishes to you that you have a wonderful holiday.....my husband probably would love to "thaw" me out as well!!! lolCat and DOG Chat With Carenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02666719374831725417noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-8517681419932167272011-12-25T00:39:45.351+00:002011-12-25T00:39:45.351+00:00The inebriated Sir Tom Eagerly says:
Ah Sir Tom, y...The inebriated Sir Tom Eagerly says:<br />Ah Sir Tom, you have been sorely missed. What the pluck are you on about? <br />All the beast to you, good sir.<br />With respect and a 'Famous Grouse', your way, Garyklahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-8155881062992574332011-12-25T00:37:06.095+00:002011-12-25T00:37:06.095+00:00Hi Ian,
Very good with the responding puns, Ian :)...Hi Ian,<br />Very good with the responding puns, Ian :) And on a wing and a prayer, I will not get into a flap over it. No sir, I'm 'game' for such puns and watch out for the Canada Goose.<br />Yeah, basically I skip the math, also. I reckon if it's squishy, it's ready to go. And yes, the turkey, also.<br />Thanks for you Christmas wishes for my son, Penny TJRDAMIS and my oh so modest, self. Turkey lasagne by next week.<br />May you and your loved ones have a wonderful Christmas.<br />Garyklahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-62454645193613046102011-12-25T00:28:29.807+00:002011-12-25T00:28:29.807+00:00Hey Joylene,
Ham eh. That seems like a great idea...Hey Joylene,<br />Ham eh. That seems like a great idea. Ham comes from a pig, right? And "You know, you can put lipstick on a pig," Obama said, "but it's still a pig."<br />And gosh darn, it's Christmas as I type this. Yep, almost half an hour into Christmas and I'm not sure I can take all this excitement.<br />And um, yep a 'shagging chesterfield'. Now, that's what I call a 'love seat' :) And yes, I believe you when you note that was a typo and you meant 'sagging' :)<br />And a Merry Christmas, young lady. Penny will take it easy on the 'old bird' and even the turkey.klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-61709910503165867452011-12-25T00:13:08.591+00:002011-12-25T00:13:08.591+00:00Dear David,
Here's wishing you a lovely Christ...Dear David,<br />Here's wishing you a lovely Christmas dinner at your mum's. <br />Of course, a man of such radiant charm, would thaw out and melt the heart of the most frozen of birds.<br />You should beat your 'Robin Redbreast' with pride. <br />I'm sure your mother will be touched by your present. In fact, your presents, sorry, your presence at their home, is a gift in itself.<br />Thank you for your kind Christmas wishes for Tristan, that darned dawg, Penny and for shy and humble me.<br />A delight talking to you, good sir.<br />Merry Christmas, your buddy, Garyklahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-62469897221163184862011-12-24T23:57:43.560+00:002011-12-24T23:57:43.560+00:00Hi Teresa,
Ah you should of had my ex blow hot air...Hi Teresa,<br />Ah you should of had my ex blow hot air on your turkey. Problem solved! :) Then again, you got to enjoy your porn, whoops, your quorn escalope while the meat eating humans had to resort to afters.<br />And here's to you, Tilly and all your loved ones, having a pawesome and pawsitive Christmas.<br />Penny is delighted you look paward to her future pawblishings in 2012:)<br />xxklahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-88551327646178983912011-12-24T23:46:27.069+00:002011-12-24T23:46:27.069+00:00Hi Delores,
Coincidentally, I have nightmares abou...Hi Delores,<br />Coincidentally, I have nightmares about 'the old bird'. <br />I'm sure all will be fine in the thawing of the bird. Well, the turkey, anyway :)<br />Thank you for your warm seasonal wishes. Here's wishing you and your family, a wonderful and 'thawtful' Christmas...<br />In kindness and gratitude for your poem. And now I shall duly look for reindeer shit at my gate:)<br />Take care and have fun,<br />Garyklahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-18227131847524462972011-12-24T23:41:09.138+00:002011-12-24T23:41:09.138+00:00Hi Old Kitty,
Gary, the human I kindly allow to li...Hi Old Kitty,<br />Gary, the human I kindly allow to live with me, has pointed out your comment. And thus, I Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet star, feels it only apt to reply.<br />The 'wee folks' and I will take over the cooking of the 'old bird'. My human just stares at the turkey and scratches his head:)<br />Thank you for your kind thoughts, Old Kitty. May you, Charlie and all your loved ones, have a lovely, peaceful Christmas.<br />Pawsitive wishes and doggy kisses, your way, Penny and co-starring that mere human, Gary xxklahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-88292645931780675122011-12-24T23:29:10.475+00:002011-12-24T23:29:10.475+00:00Dear Wendy,
Ah yes, I'm glad that cracked you ...Dear Wendy,<br />Ah yes, I'm glad that cracked you up :) Nothing like a bit of a laugh or cry or something, anything..<br />And I'm sure this 'old bird' will be most satisfying. At least the turkey wont try to 'bleed me dry'. Well, I hope not :)<br />And if Santa is reading this, 'I've been really, really good. Honest I have! :)<br />Much love to you and your loved ones in New Zealand. And hey, at the time of this writing, gosh, it's 'Boxing Day Eve', oh what the hell, it's Christmas where you live!<br />Merry Christmas and gidday, dear lady.<br />In kindness and respect from me and yes indeed, Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet star! xxklahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-33667105723718870792011-12-24T23:22:23.503+00:002011-12-24T23:22:23.503+00:00The inebriated Sir Tom Eagerly says:
Greetings old...<b><i>The inebriated Sir Tom Eagerly says:</i></b><br />Greetings old chap. You are a pheasant plucker indeed.<br />Have a good one!<br />Toodle pip!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-33710817364748032032011-12-24T23:13:43.455+00:002011-12-24T23:13:43.455+00:00Hi Austan,
Um..I got to thinking about an certain ...Hi Austan,<br />Um..I got to thinking about an certain ex who should get stuffed :)<br />Sorry, that was rude of me. I shall be using sausage meat, bread crumbs and onions, for the stuffing.<br />And a Merry Christmas to you, Laura.<br />Kind wishes from Gary and Penny TJRDAMIS ! :)klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-48623825563092763912011-12-24T23:09:19.216+00:002011-12-24T23:09:19.216+00:00Hi Kim,
Thanks for the tip and you are so very rig...Hi Kim,<br />Thanks for the tip and you are so very right. And this 'old bird' is a lot less expensive than the other 'old bird' :)<br />Thank you for the kind wishes for Christmas for my son, Penny and I. And thanks to CindyLu for reminding you about wishing the magical 'wee folks', a Merry Christmas :)<br />In peace and positivity to you and your loved ones, this Christmas,<br />Garyklahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-257291477462586732011-12-24T23:05:16.021+00:002011-12-24T23:05:16.021+00:00Hi middle child,
Thanks for the good luck wishes w...Hi middle child,<br />Thanks for the good luck wishes with my bird. I'm sure I will have better luck than with the other um...<br />And Penny will be kept well clear of the bones.<br />Thank you, dear lady and I really hope you do have a lovely Christmas and a peaceful New Year.<br />In kindness, Garyklahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4219984917795758890.post-7731406979807705462011-12-24T23:02:38.778+00:002011-12-24T23:02:38.778+00:00Dear Manzanita,
Hmmmm.. the idea of my ex mother-i...Dear Manzanita,<br />Hmmmm.. the idea of my ex mother-in-law popping into my mind or popping anywhere, is just to frightening a thought :)<br />My turkey has always turned out juicy and succulent. Amazing how well a fan oven works. <br />Penny will enjoy a bit of turkey and we must keep her away from the turkey bones. <br />And from Penny and myself, we wish you a most awesome 'Boxing Day Eve'..oops, I mean, Christmas Day :)klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.com