I note that the 'A to Z Blogging Challenge!', yes, complete with the exclamation mark, for dramatic impact, is drawing to a conclusion! Not sure what that conclusion might be, but what the hell, y'all have learnt a bit more about the alphabet.
So, in the spirit of my alternative to that amazing 'challenge', I humbly present another instalment of the 'A to Zed Alphabet Challenge.'
'X' is for 'Xenaphobia', which of course, is the fear of a warrior princess from a foreign land.
'X' is for 'X-Ray Spex'. Gosh, just think of all the fun you could have. Be amazed and delighted, as you find that by wearing the glasses, you become a drooling, slobbering idiot who ends up being arrested, spends two days in jail and makes the front cover of the local newspaper as someone best avoided, because you are now known as the local pervert. In fact, the lynch mob, strings you up, butt naked and smears you with your own saliva. This does not bother you. You find being publicly exposed and humiliated in front of a angry gang of local folks, rather erotic and sexually stimulating.
'X' is for 'X-Ray'. Yes, this was predictable. Bet you could see right through this one. 'Doh!'
'X' is for The 'X Factor'. Not to be confused with 'Max Factor'. Did you hear what happened to 'Lady Clairol' ? 'Max Factor'! Seriously, The X Factor is 'car crash' television, where you get to watch 'really talented' singers all vying to be the next musical sensation. You sit there, watch the live show and secretly hope they screw up. You want them to rush off the stage, head down to the judges and punch them all in the face. And the winner of this 'reality' show? The winner would be someone who is adored for five minutes and then forgotten about after six minutes.
Evidently, X Factor was a replacement show for 'Poop Idol'.
'X' is for 'Xanadu'. Oh yes, the movie and the soundtrack. This is guaranteed to make you want to vomit violently and spend the rest of your evening slumped over your toilet bowl. Xanadu is as nauseatingly, sickly sweet as, gee whiz and shucks, 'Glee Club'. Of course, those who are overwhelmed with boundless joy, watching Glee Club, are affectionately know as, 'Gleeks'. Awe bless. And Xanadu? More like, 'Xanadon't'.
I know, there are load and loads of 'X's' that I could of used in this incredibly fascinating posting. 'X Box', The 'X Files', 'X-Force', 'Xmas' and 'X' partners. However, I know I'm slightly ahead in the alphabet than they are. Those who are excited to the point of piddling their pants, will know the 'A to Z Blogging Challenge' has only just reached 'W', 'Weeeeee'...and yippee! and thus, I don't wish to give those participating, too many ideas.
So, it's time for me to 'X' it........